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Cactus Jack
03-19-2003, 01:10 PM
Announcer : Laadies and germs , oyur host ISTILLGOTIT!!!!!


ISGI : Thanks, hey Ladies and gemrs we have a great perofrmance today, but first heres an open joke, Why do people enjoy performances by banananas?
Audience : Why?
ISGI : BECAUSE OF THEIR A-PEEL!!!!!( audience laughs and cheers and applauses )


NOw ladies and germs, y for your pleasure, he's yellow, he's curvy, but bhes hot, hes very popular, hes so popular, no monkeys touch him!!!!! Hes GREG THE BANANA!!! with his band THE PEELS!!!!!

Greg : THank you, now this is a song form our recnet alubm called That Banana YOu Do here it is!!!

:banana:

YOu
Doin that Banana you do
Tearin my peels into a million pieces
Like oyu always do

And you
Dont need to be cruel
Never even knew even knew about the splitting
Ive been ogin through
Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do
I know all the games you play
Gonna find a way to get to know that
People like to eat us

Cause we'rre in ice cream cant you see
When we are in a banana split
In a little bowl

Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do

I dont ask around, girl
But I know one thigns for sure
Poeple like to eat bananas
But they never can eat us no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go
Around in someone's bowl
If youre just tryin to do that banana you do


I lvoe when you do that banana
I cnat take oyu doin that banana
I always love oyu doin that banana you do

( audience appluads )

ISGI: Yay! That was great!!!!!!!

( show ends with some of the sogn in the background )



Okay thatd all I got ofr the osng, if u think I need to add more or work on it more, I will, THanks!






:D

Moonlight Lady
03-19-2003, 01:39 PM
:lol: That was cool! :)

:clap:

Cactus Jack
03-19-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Katie_NY
:lol: That was cool! :) :applauds:


:thanks:!!!!!!!!:D

Moonlight Lady
03-19-2003, 01:44 PM
You're welcome

:lol: I kept typing in the wrong code for clapping. I finally got it right. I need a Pepsi. How's Florida?

Cactus Jack
03-19-2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Katie_NY
You're welcome

:lol: I kept typing in the wrong code for clapping. I finally got it right. I need a Pepsi. How's Florida?



Florida's great, Im aobut to go the beach here soon

Oh and no problem!:D

Cactus Jack
03-19-2003, 01:47 PM
Plus, how'd ya like that joke?;)

CollegeGirl
03-19-2003, 03:30 PM
Oh, that was so funny!!! You are such a clever Malph clone. :D

BlueEyes
03-19-2003, 04:06 PM
LOL! That was great! :lol: I was waiting for the "I still got it" after the banana joke though ;)

animalcrackers
03-19-2003, 04:33 PM
:lol: Man we have so many talented people on this board!

Stormtracker TF
03-19-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Istillgotit
Announcer : Laadies and germs , oyur host ISTILLGOTIT!!!!!


ISGI : Thanks, hey Ladies and gemrs we have a great perofrmance today, but first heres an open joke, Why do people enjoy performances by banananas?
Audience : Why?
ISGI : BECAUSE OF THEIR A-PEEL!!!!!( audience laughs and cheers and applauses )


NOw ladies and germs, y for your pleasure, he's yellow, he's curvy, but bhes hot, hes very popular, hes so popular, no monkeys touch him!!!!! Hes GREG THE BANANA!!! with his band THE PEELS!!!!!

Greg : THank you, now this is a song form our recnet alubm called That Banana YOu Do here it is!!!

:banana:

YOu
Doin that Banana you do
Tearin my peels into a million pieces
Like oyu always do

And you
Dont need to be cruel
Never even knew even knew about the splitting
Ive been ogin through
Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do
I know all the games you play
Gonna find a way to get to know that
People like to eat us

Cause we'rre in ice cream cant you see
When we are in a banana split
In a little bowl

Cause I try and try not to split oyu girl
But its just so hard to do
Everytime you do that banana you do

I dont ask around, girl
But I know one thigns for sure
Poeple like to eat bananas
But they never can eat us no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cause it hurts me so just to see you go
Around in someone's bowl
If youre just tryin to do that banana you do


I lvoe when you do that banana
I cnat take oyu doin that banana
I always love oyu doin that banana you do

( audience appluads )

ISGI: Yay! That was great!!!!!!!

( show ends with some of the sogn in the background )



Okay thatd all I got ofr the osng, if u think I need to add more or work on it more, I will, THanks!






:D

Awsome, it has my Banana in it :lol:

YoliUSA
03-19-2003, 04:56 PM
:lol: :lol: :rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
03-20-2003, 12:41 PM
I glad yall loved it!!!!:D Thannks everyoen




Oh, I sohuldve done that, BE :bonk:




I will soon make up a bio aobut the abnd

Chad22
03-20-2003, 04:56 PM
Jacko, You So Whacko :lol:

Cactus Jack
08-20-2003, 09:00 AM
BUMP!:D

The Modfather
08-20-2003, 09:39 AM
Ya, it was great! And I love the banana :banana:

Bea
09-15-2004, 11:13 AM
Awesome song, Weird Jack but you should see my 'Jennifer and Me' song.