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Fred G Cleaver
03-13-2003, 04:01 AM
well first thing im going to say the year that this takes place is 2003 but its like beaver was a kid in the 70's 80's instead of the 50's 60's


Mayfield March 13 2003

Cleaver House

Upstairs Beavers and pennys room
Penny: Beaver wake up hunny youll be late for work
Beaver: im up hunny
Beaver: Has mom cooked breakfast yet
Penny: yes she has
Beaver: are those kids of ours up yet
Penny: Yes Sweetheart i woke them


Downstairs Kitchen Beaver's Daughter and Son come running in

Kenny: Hey Grandma whats for breakfast
June : Eggs and bacon
Sissy: hey grandma good morning how are you
June: im fine


Beaver comes into the kitchen
Beaver: mom i only have time for a cup of coffee
June: its not that late you got time to eat breakfast
Beaver: no mom dont you remember i got an important metting this morning at 8:30 and its 8:00 right now

Penny comes into the kitchen Beaver fisnshes his coffee kisses his mother and his wife penny and leaves

Kenny: Sissy lets get a move on we got to get to school and its time for the bus
Penny: Kenny dont hurry your sister like that
Kenny:yes mam
Sissy: oh theres the bus lets go kenny see you mom see you grandma
Penny: I got to go to mother cleaver
June: bye penny
June to herself: they have done this for a long time i cook a hot breakfast and nobody gets much of it


the Law Firm Wally works for

Mr.Kincad: Mr.Cleaver you have lost 5 cases in a row
Wally: Sorry Mr.Kincad
Mr.Kincad: Cleaver i like you thats why i hired you but these lost cases is costing us lots of money
Wally: Well my last cilnet was Guilty but you told me to plead him not guilty
Mr Kincad: Well Cleaver your right im sorry but you still got to strigten up
Wally: Well i have worked here since i got out of Law School and i think i have done a very good Job alright Mr Kincad
Mr Kincad I know you lost your Father and Son within a few years but not an accuse for poor work when you first came here you were the best rookie lawer I had ever seen
Wally: Thanks Mr Kincad
Mr.Kincad Well Cleaver i got anothor case for you its a rapist who says he was nowhere near the girl
Wally: Alright






back at the Cleaver house
June is looking at some old photographs of Ward

She thinks to herself oh God i miss you Ward
the phone rings she anwsers it
June: Hello
Fred: Hello
June: oh hey Fred
Fred: You know what
June: what
Fred: I think its about time we started dating agian
June: but we are to old and who would go out with a widow and a widower
Fred: Well we Could go out with each other
June: I Dont know Fred it seems so soon
Fred: I know but noone should die alone
June: Right Fred
Fred: So You want to go to diner and a movie
June: alright just this one time and just as freinds
Fred: Yes ofcourse
June: Bye Fred
Fred: Goodbye


Courtroom

Judge: Well it looks like the suspect didnt do it so im dissmissng the charges
Wally: Thank you your honor but how do you know he didnt do it
Judge: DNA doesnt match
Wally: Doesnt match then why drag us into court Your honor
Judge: Becase we just got the DNA Results ourself
Wally: Thanks your Honor but you know who the DNA matches
Judge: Not yet but we will soon you may leave now
Wally: Alright your Honor




Park daytime

Cop1: Looks like the rapist struck agian but this time the victums dead
Cop2: yeah she sure was pretty who do you think done this
Cop3: we will find the guy who done this



Cleaver House Afternoon
Sissy: Grandma what happened today
June: I got a date with Fred Rutherford
Sissy: You mean that crazy old man whose wife died about the same time Grandpa died
June: Yes

Penny comes in
Penny: wheres your brother Sissy
Sissy: I guess he had to stay after School
Penny: Like Father like son
June: Well Beaver wasnt that bad when he was kenny's age

Kenny comes in
Kenny: Hey Mom Hey Grandma
Penny: Kenny why did you come home so late
Kenny: there was a big deal over at the park me and steven went to see but we couldnt get nowhere near it
June: Wonder what happened

Beaver comes in though the front door
Beaver: Penny hunny im home
Penny: comes into the room and says beaver whats that all over you
Beaver: Says they were painting the office today




Back at the Law Firm

Mr.Kincad Cleaver There was anothor rape this morning
Wally: then my clinet really didnt do it
Mr.Kincad: there is one more thing the woman that was raped also died
Wally Gee Do they have any idea who done it
Mr Kincad: Yes there was a witness who seen a dark haired man in the park at the time the murder took place
Wally: Well im going to get home to the Wife and Daughter bye Mr.Kincad




Wally's House
Wally: Hey Im home
Julie: What happened today
Wally: Lots I Tell you about it Later im starved whats for dinner




Back at the Cleaver House
The Phone Rings
its beavers boss
Penny answers it

Penny: Hello
Mr Henderson: Hello
Penny: Mr.Henderson what a pleanst surpise
Mr Henderson: what time did your husband leave this morning
Penny: about 8 why
Mr Henderson:well He Never showed for that metting he didnt get here till half past 9
Penny: thats strange Theodore never is late for work or a metting
Mr Henderson: Tell Him the next time he does that he is fired bye
Penny: Good bye
June: Who was that
Penny: That was beavers boss
June what did he want
Penny: he wasnted to know why beaver Showed up late for work



Police Station

Cop1 We Got DNA on the suspect
Cop2 Well who is he
Cop1 We only know his last name was cleaver
Cop2 well there is only two Cleaver Adults in Mayfield
Officer Bates What are you guys talking about
Cop2 it seems your buddy Theodore is the suspect at least in the murder case but i think we can tie him to the other rape
Officer Bates: No way Beaver would never hurt someone at that bad


Meanwhile back at the cleaver house
Fred has came to pick June up


Fred: Hello June you look lovely tonight
June: Thanks Fred
Fred: We'd Better Go its getting alful late

They leave


Later on
There is a knock at the door

Sissy answers it

Sissy: Hello Officer Bates
Officer Bates : is your Dad here
Penny: oh hey Gilbert
Officer Bates: im here on Offical bussiness Wheres beaver
Penny He's right upstairs ill call him
Beaver hunny Gilberts here to see you

Beaver comes down the stairs

Beaver oh hey buddy
Officer Bates Theodore Cleaver im placing you under arrest
Beaver come on Gilbert quit the clowning
Officer Bates Im not Clowning
Beaver well then what charge is it
Officer Bates Mr Cleaver your under arrest for rape and murder
Beaver What
Officer Bates you have the right to remain silent any thing you say can and will be used aginst you in a court of law you have the right to the precsene of a lawer if you can not afford one one will be appointed to you before questioning do you understand your rights
Beaver: Yes
Officer Bates Lets Go to the Station Maybe we can get this mess fixed ok
Beaver ok
Penny Dont worry hunny we will get you out if it takes every last cent we have
Beaver Gilbert do you have to put me in hand cuffs
Officer Bates : im afirad i have to sorry beav


Police station

Beaver Aint i Allowed to make one phone call
Cop1 i dont know why they let killers like you make phone calls but yes you do have the right to one call
Beaver ok

Beaver calls wally

Wally anwsers the phone

Wally Hello
Beaver Hey Wally
Wally Beaver where are you
Beaver im at the police station
Wally what did you do
Beaver i didnt do anything
Wally then what charge do they got you on
Beaver they say i killed some woman in the park this morning
Wally Alright Beaver ill be there first thing in the morning and get you bailed out
Beaver Gee Wally thanks




Meanwhile at the dinner that Fred and June are having Fred takes June home and she comes in to see penny ans sissy crying

June whats wrong
Penny Beaver is in Jail
June what for
Penny they say he killed a woman but im sure by now he has called wally






March 14 2003 morning
Jailhouse

Beaver couldnt hardly sleep at all Wally comes in

Wally I got you out on Bail we can go but its going to be hard to get you off the lethal injection table
Beaver Gee Wally is it that bad
Wally im afirad it is


Back at the Cleaver house
Wally and Beaver enter

June are you alright Beaver
Beaver im fine
Wally Alright Beaver what happened i know you were at the park yesterday morning
Beaver i seen this Man attack this woman i tried to save her he hit me next thing i know they both are gone i just got up and went to the office
Wally is that it
Beaver yes thats it
Penny oh baby your back home and wally whens the Trial
Wally Monday Apirl 21
Beaver i dont want to lose everything i have lived for my wife my kids my job my life noone knows how much i love them
Wally Beaver your not going to lose them
Beaver How can you be sure Wally
Wally Because your innocent
Beaver im going to bed i didnt sleep much last night in that Jail cell
Penny I didnt sleep much either hunny worring about you
Beaver you and the kids mean more to me than my on life
Wally What did the guy look like that was Attacking this woman
Beaver well he had a mask on but he was big i mean real big
Wally well ok now we got somthing ill check it out now Beaver now dont leave the house and dont go anywhere ok
Beaver i wouldnt leave this house for nothing



Back at the Police Station

Cop1 i dont know why they let a killer out on bail
Cop2 Well everybody gets a bail set
Officer Bates well and anthor reason is becuase he is innocent and im going to his house and watch it all the time i can so if another one happenes we can clear beaver



Saturday March 15 2003
Wally is Beaver up yet
June no he isnt

Fred Rutherford comes bye to see June not knowing a thing about whats happened to Theodore
Fred Good morning
June hello Fred
Fred Hows things here on the home front
June Beaver has been acussed of murder
Fred say agian
June Beaver was arrested for murder
Fred well im going to leave then ill call you later
June ok
Wally Beaver do you know anything else about that guy
Beaver all i know is he was wearing a mechanicts suit
Wally well we got our first lead the guy who done it works on cars



Monday March 17

Court Room
The hearing before the trial

Judge How do you plea
Wally we plea not gulity



Monday April 21

CourtRoom the Trial starts

day after day week after week it carries on and so does Fred and June's realtionship


Sunday night June 8
Wally is tossing and turning he cant het to sleep how is he going to prove is borther's not guilty he thinks who would want to frame Beaver he thinks back 15 years Beaver had preposed to Viloet Ruterford and then went off and married Penny Woods Violet went and killed herself so wally thought it was either Fred or Lumpy but couldnt think which one it was he said Fred's too old to comint such a bloddy act with out a weapon so it had to be Lumpy and Wally remembered Lumpy works at a car shop fixing cars so that would explain the suit that beaver saw


Monday June 9
CourtRoom

Wally calls his last witness Clarence Rutherford to the stand he first ask him was he at work that morning
Lumpy Yes
Wally I Checked to see if you came in that morning and your boss said you didnt come in at all
Lumpy what does he know
Wally Where you at the park
Lumpy come on wally your making it sound like i killed that girl
Wally Didnt my Client prepose to your sister 15 years ago
Lumpy Yes
Wally then didnt my Client marry someone else
Lumpy (in a mad sounding voice) yes
Wally then didnt your sister kill herself
Lumpy you know she did
Wally You killed that girl in the park didnt you and tried to frame my client
Lumpy Yes
Wally I would like all charges aginst my clinet droped
Judge you got it
Wally Gee thanks your honor
Penny and June are Crying

Fred puts his head between his legs and says nothing

outside the court room
Beaver Its over this nightmare is finally over
Penny Yes dear lets go home and live a happy life
Beaver Thanks Wally out of all the messes i have gotten into this has to be the worst im lucky to have a brother like you who knows what he is doing and im lucky to have a wife that supported me through this whole thing and kids that was always by my side

June Wally your Father would have been proud the way you helped beaver
Wally it was hard but i got the Job done
Beaver lets got home pop open a bottle of wine and lets Celerbrate
Wally im with you
Beaver i got the best Family in the world i wished Dad was here to see all what wally done for me
Wally me too beav

they all 6 walk out of the courthouse and beaver kisses penny sweet and tenderly



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.:BF:.
03-13-2003, 02:00 PM
Exciting fanfic. but i can never picture lumpy killing somone, but i still think it was a good fanfic.

BBF
03-13-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Exciting fanfic. but i can never picture lumpy killing somone, but i still think it was a good fanfic.

Very interesting fanfic. Welcome to the boards by the way!

*InThisMoment*
03-13-2003, 03:57 PM
very well written! oh and welcome to the boards!

TAZZZZZZDEVIL
06-28-2003, 07:28 PM
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hog wash
06-28-2003, 08:04 PM
that is hog wash!!!:(

TAZZZZZZDEVIL
06-28-2003, 09:06 PM
Yes it is hog wash

hog wash
06-28-2003, 11:39 PM
What nonsense! Totally hog wash!!!

TheHappyBurgerMeister
06-29-2003, 12:16 AM
Welcome to the board. I think it's very good. Very creative. I'd never think of that! Is Penny supposed to be Penny is old schoolmate? I didn't even realize that until the end.

the buzz
06-29-2003, 10:39 AM
you have got to be kidding, who wrote this story?

BrandonS
06-29-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by the buzz
you have got to be kidding, who wrote this story?
It's an old post by someone who doesn't come around here anymore.

the buzz
06-29-2003, 11:19 AM
I thought I went to a Perry Mason or Matlock website. What an imagination.

catnap
06-30-2003, 10:51 AM
terrible story!!! who could write such bad stuff?

Waterston_Fan
08-10-2007, 10:26 PM
Okay, I know this story is old but... who killed who?

And it almost sounded as if Ward and Fred's wife were killed when they were together..