Here's one that just popped into my head from 'Mary's Big Party.'

Sue Ann: Does it wear pants?
Mary: Yes.
Sue Ann: No more questions.

:rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:

Here are a few good ones:

From "Chuckles Bites the Dust":
Sue Ann:I don't know what you two are laughing about, but I'll take a chance it's dirty!

"Mary Moves Out"
Sue Ann (to Mary):And if I can be bored with my life, just think how you must feel about yours!

"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

I could go on forever, but I'll stop now to give TV Gen a chance! :lol:

Kristen

Originally posted by Kristen
Here are a few good ones:

From "Chuckles Bites the Dust":
Sue Ann:I don't know what you two are laughing about, but I'll take a chance it's dirty!

"Mary Moves Out"
Sue Ann (to Mary):And if I can be bored with my life, just think how you must feel about yours!

"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

I could go on forever, but I'll stop now to give TV Gen a chance! :lol:

Kristen


:rotflmao: Those are great! If I had to pick two faves from those I pick these:


"Happy Homemaker Takes Lou Home"
(Sue Ann knocks on Mary's door late at night)
Sue Ann:I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Mary:I was in bed.
Sue Ann:Oh good, then you're alone!

"Mary Richards Falls in Love"
Lou:A guy doesn't have to be all hands.
Sue Ann:I know just what you mean, Lou. I couldn't agree less, but I know just what you mean!

:lol:

OK, my turn:

"I have a little sister too. And mine's black!"
Mary's Delinquent

"Ted, I know what I'm doing. Just cue me and stick a sock in it."

(Mary offers Sue Ann a cup of coffee; Sue Ann insists on taking it black, the way gourmets prefer...)
Sue Ann: (Takes a sip and frowns) I'll just have a little cream and sugar.
- previous 2 are both from A Girl Like Mary

Murray: Being fired is like being violated.
Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot.
The Last Show

Originally posted by TVgen62
OK, my turn:

"I have a little sister too. And mine's black!"
Mary's Delinquent

"Ted, I know what I'm doing. Just cue me and stick a sock in it."

(Mary offers Sue Ann a cup of coffee; Sue Ann insists on taking it black, the way gourmets prefer...)
Sue Ann: (Takes a sip and frowns) I'll just have a little cream and sugar.
- previous 2 are both from A Girl Like Mary

Murray: Being fired is like being violated.
Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot.
The Last Show

:rotflmao:

Those are all great too! Yep, this thread was definitely a good idea! :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks

:rotflmao:

Those are all great too! Yep, this thread was definitely a good idea! :D
Sure was! Any time quotes are solicited, I get sucked in. (Gravitational...pull...too great...can't...re-SIST! Aaaaahhh...)

I feel bad that I haven't started any threads, I've only replied to existing ones. Each time I consider starting one, I rethink it and decide:
a.) It's a lame idea; or
b.) It's probably been done before and needs a new approach.

One of these days, however, I'll have something for you guys.

Originally posted by TVgen62

Sure was! Any time quotes are solicited, I get sucked in. (Gravitational...pull...too great...can't...re-SIST! Aaaaahhh...)

I feel bad that I haven't started any threads, I've only replied to existing ones. Each time I consider starting one, I rethink it and decide:
a.) It's a lame idea; or
b.) It's probably been done before and needs a new approach.

One of these days, however, I'll have something for you guys.

:lol: awww..well, when you think of something new for a thread we'll be waiting. :D

Search for a minute or two, but the one in my sig.

OK, here's another one for ya...

from "Chuckles Bites the Dust" -

Georgette: Why do people always bring flowers to a funeral?
Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear? Fruit?!

I've got another one:

"Once I Had a Secret Love" (One of my fave episodes, BTW!)
Lou:Can you do me a favor, Sue Ann?
Sue Ann(Beaming):Maybe on my lunch hour!

Kristen

Originally posted by Kristen
I've got another one:

"Once I Had a Secret Love" (One of my fave episodes, BTW!)
Lou:Can you do me a favor, Sue Ann?
Sue Ann(Beaming):Maybe on my lunch hour!

Kristen

:lol: That Sue Ann is just a bundle of laughs! ;)

I found another one on mtmshow.com from "Mary Midwife"

Lou:Mary says I should lose weight.
Sue Ann:Nonsense, Lou! Your body is perfect! I wouldn't touch it. If I did, I wouldn't stop!! :lol:

Kristen

Originally posted by Kristen
I found another one on mtmshow.com from "Mary Midwife"

Lou:Mary says I should lose weight.
Sue Ann:Nonsense, Lou! Your body is perfect! I wouldn't touch it. If I did, I wouldn't stop!! :lol:

Kristen

:lol:

Oh, btw, I love the quote in your sig! You know how I love that episode! :D

Originally posted by pandora_spocks


:lol:

Oh, btw, I love the quote in your sig! You know how I love that episode! :D

Yeah I know ;) Me too! But I'm getting ready to change it again. I'll probably use one of these.

Kristen

Sue Ann Gets the Ax (ep. # 161):

(Doing a radio promo for a TV show on WJM)
"Stay tuned to WJM for another hilarious episode of 'My Mother, the Car'. The fun begins when Mom gets a lube job!"

Originally posted by TVgen62
Sue Ann Gets the Ax (ep. # 161):

(Doing a radio promo for a TV show on WJM)
"Stay tuned to WJM for another hilarious episode of 'My Mother, the Car'. The fun begins when Mom gets a lube job!"

:rotflmao:
Now I'm gonna be stuck on that line for days. :p

Originally posted by pandora_spocks


:rotflmao:
Now I'm gonna be stuck on that line for days. :p

Yep, that's the idea! :D

Originally posted by TVgen62


Yep, that's the idea! :D

:lol:

by the way, i replied to you on the bewitched board. in case you didn't already know.

Originally posted by TVgen62
Sue Ann Gets the Ax (ep. # 161):

(Doing a radio promo for a TV show on WJM)
"Stay tuned to WJM for another hilarious episode of 'My Mother, the Car'. The fun begins when Mom gets a lube job!"

That's a great one! I know Sue Ann didn't say this, but it was said to her, and it's one of my faves!

"Sue Ann's Sister"
Murray:Great bedroom, Sue Ann. Did you decorate it yourself, or have a sex maniac come in?

Murray's so mean sometimes, LOL! But that's why we love him!

Kristen