What's shaking, Norm? - All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

What's new, Normie? - Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer.

What'd you like, Normie? - A reason to live. Give me another beer.

What'll you have, Normie? - Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap. - Looks like beer, Norm. - Call me Mister Lucky.

Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? - Like a baby treats a diaper.

What's the story, Mr. Peterson? - The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

What's going on, Mr. Peterson? - A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'

Whatcha up to, Norm? - My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - Poor. - I'm sorry to hear that. - No, I mean pour.

Women - can't live with ‘em . . . pass the beer nuts.

What's going down, Normie? - My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - Alright, but stop me at one . . . make that one-thirty.

How's it going, Mr. Peterson? - It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.

What's the story, Norm? - Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? - A little early, isn't it, Woody? - For a beer? - No, for stupid questions.

Hey Norm, how's life in the fast lane? - Don't know, can't find the on-ramp.

Can I draw you a beer, Mr. Peterson? -No, Woody, I know what one looks like - just pour me one.

Hey Mr. Peterson. How are things? - Never been better, Woody, but just once I wish they'd get better.

Whatcha know, Norm? - I know how to sit. I know how to drink. Wanna quiz me?

How's life treatin' you Mr. Peterson? - Like he caught me in bed with his wife Woody. How ‘bout a beer?

(While it's raining outside) Still pouring, Norm? - Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

What's up, Norm? - My nipples, it's freezing out!


Man, that Norm is so funny!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

man ,u guys go how did u have tyme to write them?well duh because ur a doveted fan!

~~~~~~~NORM~~~~~~~
:cheers:

I LOVE LILTH

I didn't exactly write them all out. I kinda sorta lifted them from another website.

thats ok ,u still looked it up lol !:wave: oh how do i get in to the kool-aid factory?

lilith.... :yourock:

Here's another Norm quote I love. It's from the episode when Dr. Pascal returns and takes the bar hostage.

<Norm is on the phone with Vera.> "Vera, honey, there's a mad gunman holding the bar hostage and... what do you mean I've used that excuse before?"

lol thats funny!if i wasnt already stuck on lilith,i prolly wouldlike norm.....bearnuts anyone?:wave: :cheers:

:notworthy all hail lilith :notworthy

Maybe if I wasn't so obsessed with George Wendt maybe I could.............

Both Norm and Lilith are awesome. Bow down to both! :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Originally posted by Bebeisme!
oh how do i get in to the kool-aid factory?

You'd have to talk to Bethy about that, but seeing as how she doesn't have the internet yet, that might be a little difficult. She's supposed to get her connection tomorrow though, so you could pm her and she'd get back to you later.

k ill have to chat with her