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*InThisMoment*
02-23-2003, 08:57 PM
I know the question what is your fav quote has been asked alot but this is diffrient what is your fav ward & june quote?. i thought of this 'cause they had alot of funny conversations between the two of them!. mine is from the episode wallys chofour. Ward and june are siting in the den watching tv junes bends down to turn off the tv and says June:some of those old movies are pretty romantic (looks at ward who is asleep) Ward Ward! Ward:huh what?! June:how long have you been asleep? Ward:
oh just a little while i fell asleep right twards the end when the boy and girl are climbing up the montain hand and hand. June:that was the comercial! Ward: oh uhh... it was very touching! June:well, we better get out of here the dance is due to be over. (ward is about to get up) Ward:ya know what if that comercial had just a little more plot they'da really had something! :lol: i was gonna put that in my siggy but it's too long. what is yours? :)

BBF
02-24-2003, 04:01 PM
Mine's kinda long to, but here's one of my favorites.

WARD: I remember my first love. Her face was a mass of freckles. She had bright orange hair and one front tooth that was slow in coming down...
JUNE: She sounds enchanting.
WARD: I loved her though. Until my second love came along...(begins hugging June. June giggles, thinking he's referring to her) Her hair was dark and...
JUNE: (pushes away from Ward and interrupts) Just where did I come in?
WARD: Oh, I'd say 14th or 15th give or take one love.
JUNE: And may I ask why you stopped there?
WARD: Oh, you know why honey...(Ward and June hug again)...your father had a hutmobile.
(June pushes away again and smiles as Ward leaves)

(I know he doesn't say "hutmobile", but that's what it sounds like he says. Could someone tell me what he really says and what it is? He says it alot and I have no clue what that is.)

I love the way they always pick at each other. It's so cute.

*InThisMoment*
02-24-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by BeaversBiggestFan
I love the way they always pick at each other. It's so cute.

i do too it's so funny how wards always teasing june like that!.oh and by the way i love the new text and quote in your siggy!

BBF
02-24-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by TheFonzIsCool


i do too it's so funny how wards always teasing june like that!.oh and by the way i love the new text and quote in your siggy!

Thanks. I came across that quote today and had to use it.

tdr
02-24-2003, 09:21 PM
From "Beaver's Hero":
June comes into the garage where Ward was explaining the equipment in his war trunk to the boys and sees the 15-year-old pictures of her Ward had taped onto the inside top.
June: Oh Ward, did I ever really look like that?
Ward: (Smiling affectionately) Oh yes, you really did.... but I married you anyway.

From "Larry Runs Away"; an example of Ward's sometimes masterful double talk:
Beaver and Larry had been sharing a meal while it is still unknown to Ward and June that Larry is there, and Larry told Beaver, "I don't like the way our mom cooks carrots." Later, as Ward and June are doing the dishes,
Ward: Dear, I just don't know of anyone who can cook carrots the way you do.
June: Well-- thank you, dear!

From "Kite Day":
The family is at the dinner table, and Beaver has just asked Ward to help him build a kite to enter in the contest at 'Kite Day'.
Ward: Well Beaver, it just so happens that I was known as the best kite-builder in Shaker Heights.
Beaver: Was he, Mom?
June: By the time I met your father, his high-flying days were over.