Ok, I know it might be hard to narrow it down to one or two, but what are some of your favorite "Friends" lines?

My personal favorites have to be:

Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

Joey: Check it out, some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!
Chandler: So, how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross: I, Ross, take thee Rachel...

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Alex P. Keaton: I didn't lose the spelling bee, I just refused to spell 'Democrat!'

Gosh thats really Hard I mean theres been alot
heres a few of them from the London Ep
"LONDON BABY!!!" -Joey
(I dont remember the EXACT qoute) "she said JOEY put the Camera away"-Chandler
and from the football Ep
"WOOHOO the Dutch Girl Picked me Holland loves Chandler"

This is so hard, I'm constantly reciting lines from the show in natural conversation. :lol:

Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: That's right, I'm taking the essence!

Oh and another little favorite of mine during the Thanksgiving episode where Chandler is pretending to watch the football game (which just happens to be the Lions game):

Chandler: Oh yeah, Anderson just scored again. (To Phoebe): There is no Anderson.

I only like that because there actually is an Anderson. :lol: And then when Phoebe says the Lions actually won. Yay! :lol:

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!

Monica: I know!!

Phoebe: No, I'm a postive person, your like Santa Claus on prozac in disney land getting laid!

chandler: somewhere out there, there is a man with a triquilier gun & a giant butterfly net looking for that man.

Phoebe: Here's something rich...#? in this place and i throw up in the coat closet.

Ross : Hey, y'know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Monica : Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

Joey: It just seems so futile. All these women and...nothing. It's like I'm Superman without my powers. I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Now you understand how I feel every single day. The whole world is my lesbian wedding.


Ross: Ben, this is everybody.
Everybody: Hi Ben!
Pheebs: Susan, he looks just like you!

Joey: Sup? Sup dude
Chandler:Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So you're playing a little Playstation huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation,'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes! on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

Ross:You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yea
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived!

Chandler:the cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the ESSENCE

Phoebe: They don't know we know they know we know!

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name!

the line where someone's kissing her b-friend, because his child has a play date with a stripper's child.

"There, now who are you going to be thinking about?"
"You just turned him on & sent him to a stripper"

ok so not "exact" quotes, but *LOL
:lol:

Originally posted by flutey
the line where someone's kissing her b-friend, because his child has a play date with a stripper's child.

"There, now who are you going to be thinking about?"
"You just turned him on & sent him to a stripper"

ok so not "exact" quotes, but *LOL
:lol:

I know what line your talking about.. its when Ross has a play date for ben with a Strippers son and Rachel gives Ross this really sexy kiss and then she goes to chandler

Rachel: There's a kiss he's not going to forget for a while
Chandler: That, or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper.


im not sure those are the exact lines either.. but hey! we can work around them. lol thats a really funny quote i forgot about that one

another Line i wanna add is:

Rachel: How can you watch this, aren't you scared?
Joey: Terrified.

ooo heres another line i love:

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi died?
Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

Phoebe: Its things like this is why your BURNING IN HELL

Phoebe: We could eat the wax, its orgaic
Chandler: ewww food with hair on
Phoebe: not the used wax
Chandler: Because that would be crazy

Joey's pick-up line: How you doin'?

LucyCompanyPhan: Yes, you're quote's MUCH closer than mine *L

There are some GREAT quotes here, ahhh the memories :)


Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
Phoebe: Here's something rich...#? in this place and i throw up in the coat closet.

Yea, she's saying something like "there's 13 bathroom's in this place & I just threw up in the coat closet" or just closet...or it's some # of bathrooms in the house..

I can still hear that fake voice she used too *L, it was the episode where she met that guy's parents, was it Mike's parents she met?

Originally posted by flutey
LucyCompanyPhan: Yes, you're quote's MUCH closer than mine *L

There are some GREAT quotes here, ahhh the memories :)

Yea, she's saying something like "there's 13 bathroom's in this place & I just threw up in the coat closet" or just closet...or it's some # of bathrooms in the house..

I can still hear that fake voice she used too *L, it was the episode where she met that guy's parents, was it Mike's parents she met?


lol yea i think its 13, i wasn't a 100 percent sure tho. But, hey we don't need to have exact quotes, as long as we know what we are talking about.

Yeah it was Mike's parents she met. That was one of Phoebes best storylines.. i loved her voice. I liked when Mike tried to talk like that... and he said "Not Phoebe" LMAO im cracking up just thinking about it

How ya doin!!!

Ken Adams!!!! (where Joey was telling Rachael that the Europe Magic sex story came from him) "TOW the red sweater"

WE WERE ON A BREAK

Chandler: When Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he ends up sleeping with it. "TOW with the hot nanny"

Originally posted by gdcastro
Ken Adams!!!! (where Joey was telling Rachael that the Europe Magic sex story came from him) "TOW the red sweater"

OMG, that quote is great! I love the look on Joey's face when Rachel starts to tell the Europe story.

this one:

"Its Joey. If he puts his mind to it, more often than not he's going to have sex with it"

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
ooo heres another line i love:

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi died?
Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when they stopped drawing the deer.


It's actually..."You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died"

And this IS hard...but i have some time I can type up a few of my favorites...I'll start w/ season one since there's soo many!

Ross: Okay, I think it's time to change someones nicotine patch.
Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Ross: I dunno, I think you reach a certain age and having a roommate is kinda path...Sorry, that's "pathet," which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live."

Ross: Carol. Honey. Shh. Eveything's gonna be all right.
Carol: Oh, what do you know?! No one's going up to you, saying, "Hi. Is that your nostril? Mind if we push a pot roast through it?!!"

Monica: Okay. Try this salmon mousse.
Joey: Mmm. Good.
Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
Joey: It's...creamer
Monica: Yeah, but is that BETTER?
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know?

Okay...this is gonna be the last one for right now, cuz its kinda long...Let me try to remember it all......if its notexact dont attack me! lol

Monica: It's so greaat. He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on Tenthe Street. It's not to big, it's not to small..it's just right.
Chandler: Was it formely owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
Monica:So, anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be there, which would be great for me, cuz then u could "ooh" and "aah" and make yummy noises.
Rachel: What're you going to make?
Phoebe: Yummy noises. I...
Rachel: And, Monica, what are YOu going to make?
Monica: I don't know. It's got to be so great....
Phoebe: Oh!! I know what you can make! I know. Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. You know, that thing, with the stuff? Okay, I don't know...

OKAY ALL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL i'll add more lata!

Ross: For your information y-o-u-r-e means you are, y-o-u-r means your

Rachel: I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you we are so over

Ross: Well...oh...no..oh....FINE BY ME!!!!!

Rachel: And, hey just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal

Chandler: I knew it!!!!!

OR

Ross: Pivot, okay, pivot, okay, pivot, PIVAT!!!!

Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuhhhpppppp!!!!!!


OR

Ross: (Talking to Rachel's stomach) I can't wait to play with you and kiss you and I can't wait to hear your first words

Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that???

Rachel: He's talking to the baby

Phoebe: Oh, okay. Cause when he said I can't wait to hear your first words, I thought there's a trick.

OR

(After Chandler and Joey get robbed)

Chandler: I can't believe u sat in there and let them take our stuff

Joey: If I find those guys do you know what I'm gonna do???

Chandler: Bend over ?!?!?

Originally posted by SFPDJinnyExstead
Phoebe: Oh!! I know what you can make! I know. Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff. You know, that thing, with the stuff? Okay, I don't know...

I love that line because it's so me. I say stuff like that all the time and expect people to know what I'm talking about. :lol:

Originally posted by Superbatboy
Ross: For your information y-o-u-r-e means you are, y-o-u-r means your

Rachel: I can't believe I even thought about getting back together with you we are so over

Ross: Well...oh...no..oh....FINE BY ME!!!!!

Rachel: And, hey just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal

Chandler: I knew it!!!!!

OR

Ross: Pivot, okay, pivot, okay, pivot, PIVAT!!!!

Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuhhhpppppp!!!!!!


OR

Ross: (Talking to Rachel's stomach) I can't wait to play with you and kiss you and I can't wait to hear your first words

Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that???

Rachel: He's talking to the baby

Phoebe: Oh, okay. Cause when he said I can't wait to hear your first words, I thought there's a trick.

OR

(After Chandler and Joey get robbed)

Chandler: I can't believe u sat in there and let them take our stuff

Joey: If I find those guys do you know what I'm gonna do???

Chandler: Bend over ?!?!? OHHHH YEAH I forgot I Love all those Lines to I forgot about those hehe

Ross-What does Chandler say scares the bejesus out of him?
Monica-Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance!!
Ross-That is correct.
Joey(to Chandler)-The Irish jig guy?!!
Chandler-His legs flail about as if independent from his body!!


Phoebe-Good Lord, this must be what evil tastes like!!

Ross-No, no. No,no. It's not flashy. Not for a good fella.

same episode
Chandler-Ah, this is great. He could have got me a set of golf clubs or a VCR, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller. The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!!

same episode
Joey-Check it out, we're bracelet buddies!
Chandler-That's what they'll call us!



:lol: :happyface :lol: :wink2:

Thought of a few more the past few days.

How could I forget one of the classic lines from The One with the Prom Video:
Joey-Looking good, Mr. Kotter!!


Rachel-Joey, it's like a 100 degrees in your apartment.
Joey-Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear?
Rachel-No.
Joey-Still not hot enough!

Ross(answering the phone)-Hello? No, Rachel's not here. Can I take a message? Casey, is that like 'at the bat' or as in 'and the sunshine band'? I'll give her the message. (Hangs up phone)
Who's this Casey?
Phoebe-Some guy Rachel met at the movies.
Ross-Oh yeah, what does he want with her?
Chandler-Maybe do a little dance.........make a little love........
pretty much get down tonight.:lol:

Not an exact quote, but...

PHOEBE: I'm still annoyed at you. You called me broing.
ROSS: When?
PHOEBE: When we were playing chess on the giant ice lake, and I was winning, and you called me boring...Okay, it may have been a dream.

Monica: You know, Chandler, I've always found public men's rooms to be quite sexy. Haven't you?
Chandler: No. And, if I did, I don't think we would be seeing each other.

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian!
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!

Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!
Monica: No!! Why didn't you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
Phoebe: [pauses] Because I'm normal!

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.

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my favorite quote is when chandler says:

"Oh you know, they probably did a little dance. Ya know, make a little love. Pretty much got down tonight!":happyface

oh Monica line that I use ALOT because i'm a neat freak like she is
is : "Feet on the floor or come over no more"

My all-time favorite line from Friends has got to be:

Rachel: "Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck, fantastic?!"

:heart:Barbara

Monica: Oh, I still can't believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!


Ross: So I don't wanna be just anybody.

Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.

Phoebe: We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... That's math I can't even do!

Chandler: You had your chance and you blewit! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other!

so many 2 chose from
monica: oh my god what happened?
chandler: well joey was born and then 28 years later i was robbed

chandler: sometimes i wish i was a lesbien.....did i say that out loud?

ross: we were on a break
chandler: oh my god if you say that one more time im going to braek up with you

just a few of my faves

heres a song that Phoebe sung that sorta goes with the power blackout:

new york city has no power & the milk is getting sour, but thats okay its not scary cos i stay away from diary lalalalalala

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
heres a song that Phoebe sung that sorta goes with the power blackout:

new york city has no power & the milk is getting sour, but thats okay its not scary cos i stay away from diary lalalalalala

LOL! So sad, but when I heard what happen up north, I immediately thought of that episode. I forgot about that song, though!

Joey- Occupation? Dinasours

Ross- well actually- dinasours is okay, the picture however is not..

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy," and it *is* a big deal!


Monica: Chandler, this actually bothers you?
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uh, no, no, it bothered me when he *slept* with other women...

Rachel- oh and hey those spelling tips when you are home saturday night playing scarbble with monica!

Monica- HEY!

Rachel- Sorry

From TOW Everybody Finds Out:

Phoebe: Shall we say around 7?
Chandler: ...yyyyes.
Phoebe: Good. I'm looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

Chandler: Well. C'mere. I'm really happy we're gonna have all the sex."

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Phoebe: Oh, yeah, definitely, I do not like the name Ross.
Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe: No, I just meant for the baby. You know, nothing like this would ever happen to The Hulk.
Ross: Actually, that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk, Number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner....ugh, nevermind, my girlfriend's a lesbian.

Joey's pick-up line: How you doin'?

This is one of the best lines ever. I just love to hear him say that! And Jennifer Anniston's delivery of it was even funnier! :lol:

Chandler: You said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...

Ross: What?

Chandler: ...cupping.

Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.

[Chandler and Ross stare at him, aghast.]

Joey: What? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?

Ross: Yes, yes, it is... in prison!

Rachel mistakes a woman for Chandler's drag queen dad

Rachel: Hi I'm Rachel
Amanda: Hi I'm Amanda
Rachel: Oh I get it A-Man-Duh

Ross: I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I am also not one to have sex and shut up we totally did it

Joey: You're not supposed to have sex in front of a Babie!

I'm curvy and I like it.

Rachel: You Kept count? You are such a loser!
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times.

Chandler : And no kissing your neck
Monica; Good I hate that
Chandler : And lots of kissing your neck.

Rachel: I got off the plane!


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Phoebe: They don't know that we know they know we know

Phoebe: They don't know that we know they know we know


I will agree that that was a pretty funny set of circumstances!

I realize that I already mentioned this on the "Favorite Quotes" thread, but I would like to write about it here as well. I loved it when Phoebe referred to herself as a blonde who always uses a toilet! I believe that this was in the second to last season. What a cute babe that Phoebe was!

Oh I love so many lines...

Chandler: We have to assign heads to something!
Joey: Okay, ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?! :lol:

Another one that I like is: "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!!" :lol:

Monica: "Santa, would you and the holiday armadillo join me in the kitchen?"

Joey: "It's a moo point"
Rachel: "A 'moo' point?"
Joey: "Yeah, it's like a cows opinion...it's moo."

Chandler: "She has you whipped; whuh-PAH!"
Ross: "What's 'whuh-pah?"
Chandler: "That's the whip sound; whuh-PAH!"
Joey: "That's not whipped, whipped is (does whip sound)"
Chandler: "That's what I did! Whuh-PAH!"
Joey: "You can't do anyting!"

Joey talking to Ross on the one with the Bullies

Joey: "Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?"

Ross: "Yeah, Sure."

Joey: "By someone besides Monica?"

Phoebe- "I miss Joan...".:lol:

PIVOT!

*loud voice*

JOEY DON'T SHARE FOOD!!!!!!!!

There's an episode where they are talking.
Chandler: If I were a guy....Wait? Did I just say if I were a guy?
:lol:

Ross: Everybody gets a goodbye, but me? What does someone have to do to get a goodbye from you? Be your bestfriend, sleep with you, have a kid with you? Wait, I did all those things!
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you mean less to me than the others, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.

Phoebe (to Chandler): "I'm very bendy."

Ross: "Ah the lesser-known 'I don't have a dream' speech."

"IT'S NOT MAYONNAISE!!"

Chandler: "What did I marry into?"

Chandler: "Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister."

Rachel: (to Jill)"...and that's Joey." Joey: "Hey how're you doin'?" Rachel (points): "Don't." (Joey backs off.)