What would you do if i just opened your door to your front house walked in open your refridgerator, threw a piece of toast at you and walked out all without saying a word?

id sic my cat on you!!!!!!!!!

but you'd have a hard time because i dont keep toast in my refridgerator...

I dunno..

Ok, heres one for everyone:
What would you do if you were walking in a mall completly out of state when someone kicked you on your upper side?

This happened to me today. Wanna know what I did? I got whicked scared and turned around. It was Kim LOl.. we were way up in Portland!! What a small world. Told ya Im not a confrontational person.

Well after u following me in the store, and then to the airport, and then to my house i would call the police cuz obviously ur a stalker

Go to my closet, get out my gun, and shoot you in the leg 5 times.

I would have thrown a snowball at you

Originally posted by Anna4
What would you do if i just opened your door to your front house walked in open your refridgerator, threw a piece of toast at you and walked out all without saying a word?

First, I would grab you, and carefully shove the toast down your throat to block your airway. I would then clothespin your nose to finish off the airway blocking. Then, I would pour hot coffee on you, mixed with random bits of dog poo, grass, metal pieces, and elephant toenails. You would then be chased by my 9 lb. Dachshund around my house until you couldn't go any longer. You would then be dipped into a large vat of vanilla pudding and ink cartridges until you die. Then I'd move to Morocco with Benji.

I'd like to know how the hell you'd get in my house anyway. The door's always locked.

i would have to bash you over the head with the toaster that made the toast that didnt belong in the fridge anyway. :D

You already posted what would u do if. You said what if I threw beans at you!

Well, you'd already be gone so I couldn't do anything to you....I'd carry on my normal life. :)

You could never get into my house. I keep the doors locked and dead-bolted at all times. Too many Patricia Cornwell novels :p

Laugh! :lol:

Um I'd be calling the police because you broke into my house

I'd make you watch Scrubs :D I know that's the worst possible punishment for you.

I'd call an ambulance and ask them to bring a straitjacket b/c you're obviously mentally disturbed.

I think the what ifs are funny and i like replying to them...

I would sic my killer rottie on you and have him bite your ass off :lol: .. Wait you couldn't get in my house enyways cause my rot
attacks people she don't know...