From my fortune cookie included in my Chinese food:

"Don't expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational."

A-freakin-men!!!

Finally, some advice I can use!

;)

I love fortune cookies even though I refer to them as motivational cookies. Here's my favorite one that I saved and have up on my bulletin board:

"Time is precious but truth is more precious than time."

best fortune cookie i ever got?
"help im a prisoner in a chinese bakery"


i kept that one! lol

I know they're yummy! :liplick:

I once had one that said "You are in the right place at the right time" ...and considering I was really craving some chinese food, I'd reckon so :)

I hate the taste of fortune cookies they suck. I just break them open to read the fortune which never really happens.

Originally posted by Barnabas
I hate the taste of fortune cookies they suck. I just break them open to read the fortune which never really happens.

Oh yeah, I'm the same way. Fortune cookies just taste awful. I open them for the fortune. I can't remember my favorite fortune. I always lost the fortune in the end. :(

I love fortune cookies!! They taste like an ice cream cone to me. Well, ya know, minus the ice cream.

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
I love fortune cookies!! They taste like an ice cream cone to me. Well, ya know, minus the ice cream.

I was gonna say something about ice cream cones. I love them!

Originally posted by Titania
"help im a prisoner in a chinese bakery"
LOl.

I love fortune cookies! I always eat Chinese food til I feel like Im gonna puke, but theres ALWAYS room for the cookie! I like the back of the fortunes that have the ADs LOl. I mean, an AD on a cookie?!

Sometimes I wonder if they're stale or if they're supposed to taste this way :crazy:

Just curious.

What's it mean when you get a blank slip?

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Just curious.

What's it mean when you get a blank slip?

eep! i'm not sure about that one lol but i've gotten two slipped in by accident before :crazy:

I saw a joke once. It takes place in a Chinese restaurant. It showed a photo of an empty but dirty plate where Chinese food had been eaten.
Next to the plate, all you see is the person's hand holding the fortune which reads, "That wasn't chicken." :eek:

I might be outdooin' the truth, but I don't recall anytime when my love interests were predictable or logical. Was that the question. Cause I forgot since I first opened this thread.

Originally posted by kittflynn
I might be outdooin' the truth, but I don't recall anytime when my love interests were predictable or logical. Was that the question. Cause I forgot since I first opened this thread.
LOL. Keep up Kitt. It's about fortune cookies. Come to think of it, there was no actual question asked, and I did enjoy that personal tidbit about your life. ;)

Originally posted by Janice
I saw a joke once. It takes place in a Chinese restaurant. It showed a photo of an empty but dirty plate where Chinese food had been eaten.
Next to the plate, all you see is the person's hand holding the fortune which reads, "That wasn't chicken." :eek:
I found it.

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Just curious.

What's it mean when you get a blank slip? Let me tell you what happened to me..........

TJL listen.........

I was at a chinese restaurant in Manhattan with a group of my co-workers and at the end of the meal I (with my big mouth) said to everyone..." Whatever this fortune cookie says will be the truth for me"!!!

Well...................................................

I opened with bated breath and cracked the fortune cookie and guess what???

It was empty.....................
:blush: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But of course I always keep my sense of humor... :blush: :rotflmao:

I love reading fortune cookies

Originally posted by Pitooey
Let me tell you what happened to me..........
I opened with bated breath and cracked the fortune cookie and guess what???

It was empty.....................
:blush: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: But of course I always keep my sense of humor... :blush: :rotflmao:

I have never recieved an empty one. I would be heartbroken if I did.

I have another fortune I have been saving, which really shows how much stock I have in a cookie's ability to predict things about me:

"You have a strong handle on reality..."

:lol:

Mine never come true :(

The fortunes in the cookies suck..... and they're always basically the same, who comes up with this stuff? :lol: The only good part is the Chinese that you can learn. ;)

:cheers: here's to the guy or girl who invented them
brilliant!!!:D

http://horrortalk.com/images/fortune3.jpg
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