what are ur fave 8 Simple Rules quotes.... i have a "favorite quotes" thread on Threes company FYI..

mine are..

Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home
[girl ignores and walks by]
Kerry- Idiot

Paul- well thats why ur generation is so angry, you guys are always walking around with a wedgie!

Bridget- Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store..

Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that]
Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry
Bridget- Whos Kerry?
Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister
Cate- Rory! She knows!
Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!...

Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed]

Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU
Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound

From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom]
Paul- Whats with what you're wearing
Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever...

Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!

hmmm these r the only ones i can think of right now

(from drummer boy part 1)
BRIDGET- [singing]-i play drums in an all girls band, check me out i am so hot! u wish u were me but u'll never be, cuz ur not in an all girls band! [hits drums and laughs]
KERRY-ur an idiot.

(come and knock on our door)
KYLE-so we can still hang out?
BRIDGET-yea, in a little while, i just don't want n e 1 to get hurt right now..
KYLE-right, cuz i think we're mature enough to..
BRIDGET-no, i mean my dad really wants to hurt u!

(pilot)
PAUL-so u never planned on going to the library, did u?
KERRY- [of bridget]-sure she did...right after her MENSA meeting..
MENSA is a club for geniuses
BRIDGET-i know what MENSA is
KERRY-[pause] geniuses r really smart people!!

(career choices)
BRIDGET-[trying to keep kerry from leaving the room]
[slaps kerry]
KERRY-what was that for?
BRIDGET- i dunno! they do that all the time in the movies!
KERRY-yea, but that's when ppl r hysterical! i'm sad and upset!
BRIDGET-i'm sorry i love u!

(kerry's big adventure)
BRIDGET-i don't wanna go to the party with my little sister! they'll call me....girl who goes to parties...with her little sister!
PAUL-well they could call u girl who stayed at home saturday night while jenna and danielle became 4th best friends
[bridget is hurt]..didn't wanna have to say that sweetie, didn't wanna have to say that!

and there's tons more quotes i like! but i think i've typed enough and i can't remember n e more right off the top of my head! lol

GIVE IT UP
Kerry: Okay, your oldest daughter has been in the bathroom for like an hour.
Paul: An hour? What's she doing in there?
Kerry: Well, we can rule out reading.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Bridget: Daddy, are you sure you don't need any help, Kyles great at undoing knots.
Rory: (fast) And hooks and buttons and snaps.

COOL PARENT
Paul: A present? What is it?
Rory: Slippers! Dozens and dozens of slippers that have been stuffed in my locker all week because you had to get out of the car!
Paul: Ooh... sheepskin.

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY
Carter-You're not half the man wife number three turned out to be...

Cate-Broccoli or zucchini girls?
Bridget-For dinner?
Kerry-[sarcastic] No..she's making a hat

KERRY'S VIDEO
Rory-[impersonation]I am not an animal
Cate-Rory, are you about done?
Rory-Just about. [impersonation again] I am a human being!
Bridget-[grabs Rory's hair]
Rory-See she IS an animal!

Bridget-Kerry, why in every scene are you showing me using my looks to get something??? Daddy, make her stop!! I mean, anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow!
Paul, Cate, Rory-[looking at the floor]
Bridget-[repeats] anyone who sees this is going to think I'm shallow!
Paul, Cate, Rory-[still looking at the floor]
Bridget-Ohmigosh, you all think I'm shallow, don't you?
Rory-Well...we're not looking at our shoes for scuff marks!

This isnt a quote, but I thought it was funny when Bridget was giving that dude a digit of her phone number every time he did her homework for her. :lol:

^In Kerry's Video

Also in Kerry's Video:

The Dancing scene in the beginning with Bridget:

Bridget- I look hott in my hot new pants in my hott new pants im dancing around lookin really good ya want me i look hotttt in my paaants... look at me go..
Bridget- god I am so at that party...

lol!

haha yea i thought the phone number thing was good too! and i liked the dancing! it was great when rory and paul joined in too!!!

Piolt

Rory-Dad?
Paul-What?
Rory-Do you think i'm pretty?
Paul-GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Kerry's date

Kery-Has enyone called for me?
Rory-Yeah you know that guy Jaon you went on a date with?
Kerry-(excitedly) Yeah?
Rory-eah he didn't call/

Cate-Go upstairs now.
Rory-Awww man and we were having vegitarian Meatloaf and palenta.

Rory-Kerry Jason's on the phone.
Kerry-(excitedly)Really?
Rory-NO!!!!(runs away)

Haha Rory is definately hilarious!

DRUMMER BOY PART ONE
Paul-Rick...he thought he was so hot just because he jammed that one time with the Monkees!
Rory-[shakes jar]
Paul-NOT NOW RORY!

Paul-Rory tell us the truth...
Rory-Ok, Mom's got yearbooks :lol:

Paul- Cate your a nurse feel my heart, theres something wrong with my heart
Cate- Paul theres nothing wrong with your heart
Paul- ....what do you know? your not a Doctor your a nurse!

hahahaha!

DRUMMER BOY PART ONE
Rory-What's that?
Jason-Mount fisoubias(<--i have no clue what he said lol). We're trying to show how its eruption left information for future generations to study.
Rory-ohhh. Hey you know what? You could melt some of my army men to look like the slower villagers
Jason-I like it!
Rory-You're in luck. I was just going upstairs to melt some!

lol!!! :lol:

"Kerry's Video"
Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible!
Kerry- Ooo a range of emotion I havent captured, Bridget! Do it again!
Bridget- Oh god I feel terrible!

KERRYS VIDEO
Bridget-I mean I don't wanna be shallow. I wanna be deep. Like as deep as those tubs at the parlour when they're scraping the bottom and their armpits are all pressed against the side and you're thinking "Oh God, are you gonna give me that?"

Kerry's Video

I loved the part where Bridget is in biology class painting her nails! lol shes so funny

Yea that was great too! i agree...i think she's the best character on the show (even though they are all good!!)

:lol:

Paul- Why don't you do your video on Bridget! You already got the end! [laughs]
Rory- [laughs] That's because your the Dad
Paul- My main man Rory

I should just quote the whole episode of Kerry's Video cuz it was so funny! lol, but i won't!

Bridget-Oh yea...that's it, just persecute the beautiful. What is this, the Crusades?
Kerry-That's not what the crusades was about.
Bridget-Oh. Then what am I thinking of?
Kerry-Coaco.
Bridget-Oh yea right, coaco.

KERRY'S VIDEO .....yet again.....

Kerry- It was so perfect! The lighting, the composition, the angle
Bridget- And I was looking so Kournikova

(Doesnt Kaley dislike Anna Kournikova?)

hehe

Bridgit-Can i borrow some money?
Kerry-Oh sure Bridgit, Here's elevinty Million Dollars :lo:

Bridget- OOhh Dad you taught me something.. I'm hott no matter what! I'm brave and hot! That should be the title to your video Kerry, Bravehott...

Bridget-[brandon gives her the pudding]Thanks Brandon...I'm gonna like you forever...as just a friend. ......Cool shirt, can I have it??

Bridget-and all the guys wanted to sign my mask!

Paul- You would always be the one at the top of the jungle gym.. and I would always tell the boys to stop singing that song about London and France...

Paul-Kerry sweetie...
Kerry-WHAT?
Paul-Problem in the coven?
Kerry-Your so immesurabully not funny.
Paul-You seem like your in some kind of mood this morning is...
Kerry-STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
:lol:

Christina-I haven't been here since your party with the Spice Girls impersonators.
Paul-It was fun, what was wrong with it?
Christina-They were spice girls impersonators.
Kerry-Five middle aged women in wigs. Who'd been drinking.
Bridget-Yea, it WAS a lame party, dad.
Paul-YOU said she'd like it.
Bridget-[laughing] yea....

*about to show them her video*

Kerry- Remember, it's nowhere near finish, but promise to tell me if it sucks
Bridget- Or if I look bad... [makes a noise with her mouth] Nevermind...

...continuation from rory's remark about scuff marks

Paul-Rory, stop that!
Rory-You're right. I should go take a long, hard look at myself. In the mirror. And see what my butt looks like when I'm dancin'!

From "Come and Knock On Our Door"... I may have posted this already, but who cares?...lol

Kerry- If you'll excuse me, I needa go water my plants and have black hair!

ahha yea that was good! I also liked the part when kyle and bridget were in the kitchen and paul overheard the cinnamon buns conversation and thought it was something else!!!

yeah that was funny!!! lol...

And also:

(there's not many good Cate quotes.. I just realized that)...

In Come And Knock....

Paul- What's up with that dress?

Cate- This? I always wear this... in fact I never wear anything else... .... ever [the way she sed it was funny. She was really good as Mrs. Roper, and she even sounded like Peg Bundy, her old character on Married With Children]

yea i thought that was good too! Or...

Paul-Cate! There's something weird going on with these three!
Cate-I'd like to do something weird with three people. Especially if it involved my tennis pro and that ______(<--dunno what she said there) from the supermarket.

And then when she looks at the magazine and she's just like "Ooooh, Mama likesssssss"

From Little Drummer Boy Pt 1...

Bridget- *Playing the drums* (When she sings about being hott in an all girl band) That was funny...

From Little Drummer Boy Pt 2...

Bridget- (talking about Catcher and the Rye)... That's what I wanna be. I just wanna be catched
Paul- You wanna be caught...

From Kerry's Video...

Kerry- [in video] Though only 2% of the general population, they occupy 50% of my bedroom
Paul- Wa ho ho, looks like we have another writer in the family
Cate- Yipee!

Haha yea! i love Bridget's song!!!

I play drums in an all girl band! check me out i look so hot! you'll wish you were me, but you'll never be, cuz you're not in an all girl band! Ha! (does drumroll and laughs)

^Then Kerry comes in and says "You're an idiot"... lol

:lol: I love the quote in ur siggy, PinkCutieK!:lol: :happyface :)

Me too! It's one of my favourites! Oh yea, i thought of another one from kerry's video lol!

Paul-A 58 minute shower?? Bridget, do you have any idea what our water bill costs?
Bridget-You have to pay for water? I thought it was free when you bought the house!

Paul-CareBear?
Kerry-Stop calling me that...God it's like one halloween costume when i was 4 and i'm affected for life. Do i call you man with axe in head?
:rotflmao:

:lol:

Bridgit-At least i get...

Paul glares at her..

Bridgit-Look good.




Paul-Bridgie,Carebear, You forgot your lunches...Your Welcome.

Bridget-But he's only like 3 or 4 years older...
Paul-Bridget, it's not age as much as experience
Kerry-Well Bridget's got plenty of that!

Paul-You have other girlfriends Kyle and that's fine with me.

Kyle-Sweet

Paul-As long as it's all right with my daughter, Otherwise you will continue to date her and no one but her until she is finished with you. Because if you make her cry i will make you cry..

(Bridgit comes downstairs)

Bridgit-Hey Kyle....(to Paul) Oh My God, You talked to him?

Paul-(As Kyle) Little bit...

:lol:

Originally posted by T.a.T.u Gurl18
Bridgit-At least i get...

Paul glares at her..

Bridgit-Look good.



She meant atleast I get sex right? Cuz Kerry said "It must be casual sex day at school" and then Bridget goes "Atleast I get.." that meant sex I think... So does that mean Bridget isn't a virgin??? lol im slow.... prolly its obvious that she isnt a virgin, but whatever...

Originally posted by SomersCompany3


She meant atleast I get sex right? Cuz Kerry said "It must be casual sex day at school" and then Bridget goes "Atleast I get.." that meant sex I think... So does that mean Bridget isn't a virgin??? lol im slow.... prolly its obvious that she isnt a virgin, but whatever...

Yeah lol it was from the piolt episode...


Paul-Is it your...Are you on your...Is it your....Birthday?

Kerry-No its not my B b b birthday...

hahahaha!
i mmight've already posted this but....
Paul-so bridget, you never did plan on going to the library, did you?
Kerry-Sure she did, right after her MENSA meeting.
MENSA is a club for geniuses.
Bridget-I know what MENSA is!
Paul-Kerry, this is private
Kerry-Ok. *pauses* geniuses are really smart people!

Originally posted by PinkCutieK
hahahaha!
i mmight've already posted this but....
Paul-so bridget, you never did plan on going to the library, did you?
Kerry-Sure she did, right after her MENSA meeting.
MENSA is a club for geniuses.
Bridget-I know what MENSA is!
Paul-Kerry, this is private
Kerry-Ok. *pauses* geniuses are really smart people!

OMG I'm watching the piolt ep cause i taped it lol and its on that part right now!!!

Rory's Gotta Girlfriend..

Not a quote, but the scene where Rory and Sabrina are at the movies, and Rory tries to hold her hand, but can't, and then Sabrina does it... You kinda have to watch it to understand...

We now have as many posts as the top board on the Current Sitcoms board.. Friends.. But they have more threads..

Kerry's Big Adventure

[Bridget just told Kerry that Paul paid her to bring her to the party]

Bridget- Oh no words, come back words!

Bridget- I told you something that hurt you now you tell me something that will hurt me
Kerry- Okay!
Bridget- Okay
Kerry- Um.. your eyebrows are uneven
Bridget- [puts hand on mouth] Okay, we're even... :(

Bridget's role in KBA was soooo good thats one of my favourite episodes!

yah, isnt that scene from your siggy from KBA?...

KERRY'S VIDEO:
Video- [Shows Bridget getting hit on the nose]
Bridget, Rory, Paul, and Cate- Ah [look away]
Kerry- Wait a minute, (Someone) said the true artist can never look away [shows Bridget getting hurt again]
Bridget, Rory, Paul, and Cate- Ah![look away]
Bridget- Oh no, I'm gonna die alone like Kerry
Kerry- What? [plays the video again]
Bridget, Rory, Paul, and Cate- Ah! [look away]

yup my siggy is from KBA and that part was sooo funny about kerry! and then...

i might've already posted this but i can't remember and i'm too lazy to check lol!

Paul-Kerry, I need to talk to Bridget
Kerry-Alright, but i have to warn you, it;s a little muffled!
..........continued....etc...
Paul-saying something about ppl making fun of bridget and such
Bridget-But i'm not used to it....like kErry!
Kerry-I have footage of you
Bridget-I don't care
Kerry-In that mask
Bridget- i don't care
Kerry-On the toilet
Bridget-Oh my god....
Paul-Kerry, privacy please!
Kerry-yea...that's what she said!

:lol:

Bridget- I'm gonna need a really short skirt!
Paul- Atta girl! .... how short?

hahahaha!

I also think it's funny in kerry's video when paul says they'll have to wait for a court because the Bryan twins r playing and bridget's just like " no no...it's not a problem. hey guys! yea guys, come here! how long have u been waiting for this court?" "uhm...about an hour" "Can i have it?" "Yea, sure"

i think it's so funny that she got the court so easily!

I know! LOL! I was laughing so hard!... :lol:

......and I cant wait for the Spring Break episode... hopefully it's as funny as Kerry's Video....

Yea i know me too! it seems like it should be good though! n e ideas why they renamed it?

I dunno :confused:

All I Want For Christmas

Bridget [finds out that he got her soap] But I saw you coming out of the jewelry store?
Kyle- Yah, check out this awesome watch
Bridget- You got yourself a watch?
Kyle- Yah, three timezones
BRidget- I think it's time for you to leave
Kyle- Not in London...

hahaha yea that was good! i can't remember the exact quote for this...but it's from Give It Up...

Cate comes downstairs and finds bridget using her cellphone.
Bridget smells cate's coffee that she's brought downstairs to drink.

Cate says to bridget that they should form a "(she used a fancy word for alliance, i can't remember what)" and then bridget was like hey i have an idea! we should form an alliance!

Oh and I dont wanna make another thread.. but tonight Son In Law is gonna air... and I was wondering.. Is it a good episode? What were your thoughts?

hmm...son in law...as far as i can remember it was pretty good!!

Cate says to bridget that they should form a "(she used a fancy word for alliance, i can't remember what)" and then bridget was like hey i have an idea! we should form an alliance!

LoL! I remember that! And I luv it when Bridget kind acts stupid... Like when Kerry uses all those big words, and she's clueless

hmm...son in law...as far as i can remember it was pretty good!!

Okay thanx! :happyface

No prob!

Oh yea the big words reminds me of (i prob already posted this but oh well)

BY THE BOOK
Kerry-Careful, he's watching us! Ok, look contright.
Bridget-Alright *smiles*
Kerry-No, no pensieve.
Bridget-Oh, ok *smiles*
Kerry-Ok, like you just lost your favourite pair of shoes!
Bridget-*gasps and frowns*
Kerry-Perfect!

COOL PARENT (this was like the only good part aside from the slipper dad haha)
Kerry-Rachel's talking to dad?? Rachel never talks to anyone!
Bridget-Why dad?
Kerry-I dunno, it's a total enigma!
Bridget-*confused*
Kerry-Conundrum??
Bridget-*confused*
Kerry-Mystery?
Bridget-Oh yea, totally

:lol: lol

i also liked it in Kerrys Video when the police dude comes up to her and is about to give her a ticket, but then Bridget says all that stuff about a blue color contact and then he goes "Drive safely maam".... lol

oh yea i forgot about that, that was great lol! and then she was sooo happy about it! lol

I'm watching Kerry's Big Adventure rite now...:lol:

and from KBA:

Bridget- Words words come back words!

yea i loved KBA so much! it was great...i could probably quote the whole episode i've seen it so many times!

Bridget-Wow, who are they?
Danielle-My brother and his friends from college!
Bridget-*shocked* College boys? They look like they do in the magazines!
Kerry-Uhm, isn't that Kyle, your boyfriend over there?
Bridget-See, you do know somebody!!

Oh and also in KBA... when the girls first come in the party, Bridget hugs that girl and rolls her eyes.. I thought that was funny

Oh yea Jenna! lol Bridget hates Jenna so much!

:lol:

hmmm...need more paul and cate quotes lol

Cate-Paul, sit down. Now you're my husband and i say this with love: DO NOT GET INVLOLVED!!!!

Kerry's Video

Cate: ...and I say this from a loving place
Paul: I hate the loving place, I'm always wrong in the loving place

From 006- Cheerleader -

Kerry- 2 4 6 8! These mashed potatoes are really great!

From ???-

Paul- One more smart remark like that young lady, and there will be serious consequences
Kerry- My life is a consequence

In Rory's Got A Girlfriend, yeah, when they're in the cinema, they hold hands...And the camera pans to Paul watching them!!

Or at any time in the Psycho Dad episode...That was magnificent.

Also, in Rory's Girlfriend...

PAUL: Oh, God...
KERRY: Oh God, he's pinching the bridge of his nose, he's mad at someone.
BRIDGET: *crosses fingers* Please let it be you!
PAUL: RORY JOSEPH HENNESY
THE GIRLS: YES!! HE'S TELLING OFF THE BOY!!
RORY: What I do?
PAUL: What didn't you do? You were rude throughout the journey in the car, and you just called her punk! Why?
RORY: Well, she doesn't like buttface...

Rory-Dad it's happining again, My body is doing strange and wonderful things again.

Paul-GO PLAY YOUR VIDEO GAMES RORY!!!

Rory-Thanks dad.

By the Book

Bridget- I wonder if Stonewall Jackson is any relation to Michael Jackson....

Son In Law
Bridget-Kerry, it's past 1 am why are u still up?
Kerry-I'm waiting to see how your date was
bridget-Well...it wasn't much we just...*realizes kerry was being sarcastic* SHUT UP!

Son In Law again...!

Bridget-daddy, can i hang out with travis tonight?
Cate-Buit it's family movie night
Paul-Aw...she can miss is this time
Cate-It's also a school night paul
Paul-she doesn't study anyways...have fun bridget!

Also, Son In Law..

Rory- I'm getting really worried. She's not home yet and it's passed her curfew

haha i love how rory tries to get kerry and bridget in trouble.

Cheerleader

[Someone does a cheer mentioning something about owls stomping on you]

Kerry- How exactly can an owl stomp on you? It weighs like 1 pound

yea that was good lol

and then i can't remember this exact quote but it's from two boys for every girl

*this is after kyle dumped bridget and it was all over school*
Kyle-So bridget you wanna get back together?
Bridget-Yea ok, but now I'm dumping you just so people will forget about you dumping me! In a little bit we can get back together
Paul-says something like "bridget u shouldn't do that"
Kyle-So saturday sound ok??

Career Choices

Bridget- I wanna be an estetician
Cate- A beautician?
Paul- A facialist?
Rory- A zit popper!

Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha

Anthony-Me and muh crew be benzin' on ova. What what fo sheeze yo!

By the Book

[Anthony is at the door]
Cate- Who is it, Paul?
Paul- Jehovah's Witness

BY THE BOOK

Bridget-Dad, you just completely embarassed us in front of the coolest guy in school!

Dad-I don't care, after what you did to your little--HE'S the coolest guy in school?

Anthony: *talks in gangsta speak* yo cuz wut be craccalatin etc...*switches to rather gay voice* MOMMY YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T COME DOWN

SON IN LAW
Paul-Did you have fun with Travis last night Bridget?

Bridget-Yes, Daddy.

Kerry-I had fun too.

Paul-No you didn't, you were with us!

TWO BOYS FOR EVERY GIRL
Kyle-Yea, I should be going. But first, how 'bout some sugar?

Bridget-*laughs*

Paul-Here...here's a candy bar, eat that.

Rory-Hey!! I was eating that!

CAREER WOMAN
i can't remember exactly how this goes...but....
Paul-Rory...you've developed something rather unhealthy. Lately you've become obsessed with....getting a monkey. So why don't you try baseball cards instead?

Rory-*crosses arms* NO!

Cate-*walks in* Oh....did i interrupt the monkey talk?

Paul-Yea.

Cate-It's ok...I know all about it...I clean your room Rory...I found your National Geographics.

PAUL MEETS HIS MATCH

*Bridget and Kyle come up from the basement*

Paul-Uh..what were you 2 doing?

Kyle-Not to worry Poppa H, we were just playing ping pong!

Paul-We got rid of the ping pong table a month ago.

Kyle-Well...it was kinda hard to see with the lights off!

a continuation of that.....

Bridget-Oh daddy, you said no boys upstairs. we were downstairs! look downstairs up in the dictionary and it does not say upstairs *pauses* I need lipgloss!!

CAREER CHOICES

*talking about Bridget's note that she gives Paul*

Paul- "I hate you." Wow Bridge, that's amazing that you can put such a range of emotion into three words.

Bridget-Yea well my first letter was only two!

(we all know what that's referrring to hahahaha)

KING BEES AND QUEEN BEES

Paul-Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME!!

Bridget-See, when you PRESUME you PRESS U to ME...eww gross that doesn't work!!

I think it goes like this....

Bridget:You used to be a cheerleader?
Paul:YELL CAPTAIN!

from QUEEN BEES AND KING BEES

Paul: I miss sports.
Bridget: I Miss Kyle!
[Paul, Bridget and Kerry cry hysterically]

from GOOD MOMS GO WILD

Cate: Come on, cheer up. Have some hard candy.
Rory: [about to cry] Hard candy!

from KERRY’S VIDEO

Kerry: Morning, Mom. Morning, Dad. Morning, Marcia.
Bridget: Stop filming me!
Paul: Put the camera down.
Kerry: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Paul: Kerry!

from THE DOYLE WEDDING

Donny: May dorky Donny Doyle have this dance?

from KERRY’S BIG ADVENTURE

[Paul looks at Kyle menacingly for 30 seconds]
Kyle: YOU KNOW!!!

from BRIDGET’S FIRST JOB

Kerry: Here's eleventy million dollars!

also from from GOOD MOMS GO WILD

Paul: I'm just gonna sit on the veranda and read a book. Lets see what they have here. "Life Begins at 50", "Life Begins at 60", "Life Begins at 70", and "Cryogenics".

also from KERRY’S VIDEO

Paul: Do you want some french toast?
Bridget: No.
Paul: Waffles?
Bridget: [sobs] No.
Paul: A car?
Bridget: [sobs] Okay.

from COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR

Bridget: Dad?
Kerry: Bridget.
Bridget: Kerry!
Paul: Kyle.
Paul and Bridget: [pointing to Kyle and Kerry] YOU ARE DEAD!!!
Kyle and Kerry: [pointing to Paul and Bridget] IT"S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!

from BRIDGET’S FIRST JOB

[Bridget screams and hops onto the kitchen table]
Rory: All right! You found one of them! [looks at his pet mouse] And it's the Mom!

Originally posted by 8SRLVR


from BRIDGET’S FIRST JOB

Kerry: Here's eleventy million dollars!


haha I love that one! thats probably the funniest thing kerry has ever said

*GoodMorningCalgary*, If you thought that was funny, Check this quote out!!!

from GOOD MOMS GO WILD

[Kerry looks at the TV (part when they show Cate flashing the crowd at the bar)]

Kerry: Oh my God! You're a --
Cate: Honey, Look. I know you're upset.
Kerry: A Bridget!
Cate: Beekeeper!

Now that's what I call a chain reaction !

Originally posted by 8SRLVR
*GoodMorningCalgary*, If you thought that was funny, Check this quote out!!!

from GOOD MOMS GO WILD

[Kerry looks at the TV (part when they show Cate flashing the crowd at the bar)]

Kerry: Oh my God! You're a --
Cate: Honey, Look. I know you're upset.
Kerry: A Bridget!
Cate: Beekeeper!

Now that's what I call a chain reaction !

haha I remeber that one too. that was funny but I still like the eleventy million dollars thing

*GoodMorningCalgary*, If you were Kerry, What would you do with "eleventy million dollars" ? (Even though there is so such number as eleventy)

If I was Kerry?? well first I'd take a few classes on Manners and how to respect other people and not be a bitch all the time.

I'm not too sure what I'd do with the rest....what about you?

Me...spend it on a 5-star date with Kyle! And to open my art gallery.

From Give it up:

Bridget- Oh daddy look, there's a fight on ESPN
Paul- Oh thanks Bridge
(Paul sits down on the couch)
Bridget- and nows there's not(changes the channel)

Paul: (to Bridget) Where's your mother?
Kyle: (thinking Paul's talking to him) At home.
Paul: No, I mean her mother.
Kyle: My grandmother?
Paul: (slowly) No, Bridget's mother.
Kyle: (slowly) How should I know?

Kerry: Weird is not wanting anyone to know you use the bathroom


From Queen Bees and King Bees:
Paul- I'm ready teach me everything
Bridget- I knew you would come father, it was only a matter of time

POST #100

Kyle: Hey Bridget, you should wear a bikini to the party and go as HOT .

Kyle: "Hey Bridget, for Aaron's party, you should wear a bikini and go as 'hot'."

Kerry: "What about Beth and Alison Doyle? I mean they have a lemonade stand." Cate: "Oh now that's cute." Bridget: "Mom, they're in high school. It's more like a.....lame-oh-nade stand." Kerry: "And last week they had a cookie stand." Bridget: "Yeah, yeah - It's more like a lame-a-cookie stand."

Kerry: "Yeah and-and awhile ago they had a...mudpie stand." Bridget: "Yeah it's more like a - naw, I got nothin'." Cate: "Paul, can you believe how mean your daughters are being about the Doyles?" Paul (laughing): "'Lame-oh-cookie stand'..." Cate: "Paul."

Cate: "Now the Doyles are real, regular people, just like us." Mary Ellen: "Hello." Alison: "Hello." Mary Beth: "Hello." Mary Maureen: "Hello." Fred: "How's your doody?"

Cate: "Oh now, come on, it wasn't that bad." Rory: "Oh pish tosh."

Fred: "Your children are the greatest..." Mary Ellen: "Like the time Bridget-carried Mary Maureen all the way back home after she fell off her first tricycle." Bridget: "Ah, well, it was the least I could do." Bridget (s.v. to Kerry): "I mean I did push her."

Paul: "Rory you're not getting a monkey."

Kerry: "Mom give us one good reason why you don't want us there." Cate: "Oh actually I'll give you three: sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll." C.J.: "Sold!"

Paul: "Rory you're not getting a monkey."
Haha, :lol:

Paul (to Cate): "Why couldn't our daughter have been born hideously ugly?" Cate: "Ugly people have sex, too." Paul: "Ewww."

=)

Kerry: "Oh, I hate them. White boys, thinkin' they're all ghetto: 'I'm a balla!' 'Holla!' 'Holla back, brotha.' 'Uh-huh.'"

Paul: "Listen, Bridget, all work is noble."

Cate: Keep Bridget off the phone and out of the mall.
Paul: I'm a man, not a miracle worker.

Paul: "This place looks familiar."

Paul: "They swing dance, Cate... As a family."
Cate: "We are doing it, and that's final... As a family?"
Paul: "Swear to God."

Paul: Mom also said I was ready for fatherhood.
Paul: Off you go.

Paul's final line: "All right, I hope everybody read my column."

Paul: I do care, Kerry and I'll care even more when the game is over!

Laura: (to Cate)"Can I get you something?"
Cate: "Yeah... Yesterday would be nice."

Cate: "It wasn't supposed to happen, Mom... Not Now... Not Now... Not at 46."

Jim: (to Cate)"... it's the memories that slow you down."

Jim: (to Rory) "A man's job has to fit his spirit."

Cate: "It's not what it looks like."
C.J.: "Looks like a fox has entered the Hennessy house."

Cate: (to Bridget & Kerry)"There is no right way to deal with this. It's okay to be happy when you're happy. It's okay to be sad when you're sad."

Cate: I asked my mother why she cut the ends off her pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my grandmother and asked why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because that's what my mother did". So I went to my great grandmother and asked her why SHE cut the ends off the pot roast, and she said, "because the pan was too small". So you see, the previous generation isn't always so wise.