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Czas na Zywiec
01-19-2003, 02:58 AM
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
01-19-2003, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.


:rotflmao: LMAO.:lol:

Stormtracker TF
01-19-2003, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
:rotflmao: :lol:

F*O*L 1988
01-19-2003, 09:45 AM
LOL that's good!:p

Cactus Jack
01-19-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Kay Scarpetta
01-19-2003, 10:25 AM
:lol: that's good

Pitooey
01-19-2003, 10:29 AM
The Vacumm one was good..............

Here's anothe one..........

He - Here's a couple of bucks Go buy yourself something................

Why????

Because he wants me out of the house because it's football Sunday................... :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Ewan's My Man
01-19-2003, 11:22 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Krisalicious
01-19-2003, 11:22 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Those were great.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
01-19-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

love that one! lol

Plata
01-19-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women


CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?


IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.


THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.


I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.


Those were great! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ks
01-19-2003, 04:59 PM
:lol:



ks

shavelyLBC34
01-19-2003, 05:07 PM
chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha

Czas na Zywiec
01-19-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by shavelyLBC34
chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha

:p

Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.

shavelyLBC34
01-19-2003, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Original Prankster


:p

Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.

amy sent them to her dad...i still dont exactly get why she sent them

JDS84
01-19-2003, 11:23 PM
Those were funny :lol:

Classic FOL Fanatic
01-21-2003, 12:51 AM
:rotflmao: Haha! Those are great! So true, so true. :rotflmao:

Pitooey
01-21-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

Prankster you are hilarious........... I have one more.........

He - Oh, Don't fuss I just cut myself, It's no big deal......

Translated - I'm really dying but, are you calling 911? - No!!! :lol: