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Czas na Zywiec 01-19-2003, 02:58 AM Guy Translations For Women
IT'S A GUY THING.
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated: Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.
Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
I CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 01-19-2003, 03:04 AM Originally posted by Original Prankster
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated: Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
:rotflmao: LMAO.:lol:
Stormtracker TF 01-19-2003, 03:17 AM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women
IT'S A GUY THING.
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated: Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.
Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
I CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
:rotflmao: :lol:
F*O*L 1988 01-19-2003, 09:45 AM LOL that's good!:p
Cactus Jack 01-19-2003, 10:14 AM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women
IT'S A GUY THING.
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.
Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated: Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.
Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
I CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Kay Scarpetta 01-19-2003, 10:25 AM :lol: that's good
Pitooey 01-19-2003, 10:29 AM The Vacumm one was good..............
Here's anothe one..........
He - Here's a couple of bucks Go buy yourself something................
Why????
Because he wants me out of the house because it's football Sunday................... :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Ewan's My Man 01-19-2003, 11:22 AM ROTFLMAO!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Krisalicious 01-19-2003, 11:22 AM :lol: :lol: :lol: Those were great.
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo 01-19-2003, 12:58 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
love that one! lol
Plata 01-19-2003, 04:57 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.
Translated: I have no idea how it works.
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.
Translated: Are you still talking?
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.
Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.
I CAN'T FIND IT.
Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.
I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.
Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.
Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.
Those were great! :lol: :lol: :lol:
shavelyLBC34 01-19-2003, 05:07 PM chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha
Czas na Zywiec 01-19-2003, 05:29 PM Originally posted by shavelyLBC34
chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha
:p
Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.
shavelyLBC34 01-19-2003, 05:31 PM Originally posted by Original Prankster
:p
Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.
amy sent them to her dad...i still dont exactly get why she sent them
JDS84 01-19-2003, 11:23 PM Those were funny :lol:
Classic FOL Fanatic 01-21-2003, 12:51 AM :rotflmao: Haha! Those are great! So true, so true. :rotflmao:
Pitooey 01-21-2003, 10:18 AM Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women
IT'S A GUY THING.
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.
Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.
Prankster you are hilarious........... I have one more.........
He - Oh, Don't fuss I just cut myself, It's no big deal......
Translated - I'm really dying but, are you calling 911? - No!!! :lol:
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