View Full Version : E True Hollywood Story: Alf And The Happy Days Mafia


Chad22
01-16-2003, 04:24 AM
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Howard: Good Evening, And welcome to a very special edition of E! True Hollywood Story. Tonight we are going to look Back on the long history of the Happy Days Mafia. It all started in the early 1950's, You see i wasnt always the man you see before you. Back than i was quite skinny, I Had a grey hair or two, But all and all i was a good looking man. Heres a photo ferom our family album

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/loveamericanstylehappydaysphoto.jpg

Howard: Yes, Even Joanie was different at the time, She had red hair much like her brother and mother. What changed all this? Well one day we seen strange Green lights comign from the outside of our house, Moments later we looked completely different. Who did this you may ask? Well that is only the begining....

*Begins to Get tears in his eyes*

Howard: I Still remember that cold January night in 1955. It was the last time i ever saw my son Chuck....

http://www.tvshows.de/alf/ep-010/20.jpg

Howard: We all knew Alf was responsible, So i decided to bring the family together and form a new alliance that would fight Alf.

Richie: Yeah, After Chuck disapeared Dad began to go crazy, He acted as if Chuck neevr existed, But deep down he knew Chuck was gone, And when i heard he wanted to form his own Mafia, I Thought he was crazy.

Fonzie: AYYYY, Mr. C called us all up to Arnolds one day and told us all of his plans, the next thing you know, We're standing their in Gangster suits.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505010

Richie: It was Incredible, Everybody joined up with us, Al.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505046

Richie: Laverne and Shirley and their Friends

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505941

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505025

Richie: And this guy, Who nobody seemed to know

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Interviewer: And who exactly are you?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Interviewer: Excuse me?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: NO EXQUEEZE ME, EXQUEEZE ME AND MA TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Potsie: I Always liked that guy

Richie: Anyways, Things started to go our way until we discovered that Alf had befriended a couple of girls from an all girl school

*Horror Music Plays*

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/folmessageboard2.jpg

Potsie: *Crying* They were evil...and Cruel, OH SO CRUEL

*Ralph walks over and lets Potsie cry on his shoulder*

Ralph: The One called Natalie said i wasnt funny

*Ralph and Potsie cry*

Howard: This wasnt a pleasent experience for any of us, But we did what we had to do. We loaded up the Cadilac and we took a trip down to confront these girls ourselves

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=505291

Roger: I Remember we all got their, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie, Chachi and i. The other guys were loading up their guns, Meanwhile i thought it would be nice to actually talk with them first. Bad Idea...

*Picture of Roger tied up in chair with Facts Of Life Girls laughing is shown*

Roger: They tied me up and told me i was boring...They even had the odasity to say that i was....A Geek

*Roger breaks down crying as Ralph and Potsie comfort Him*

Chachi: The minute we got back from Milwaukee i knew we would need all the help we could get, So i called up someone that had been my enemy for years, And together we discussed how to end this

Spike: Yeah, Chachi called me up and i found this a bit surprising. He told me he needed my help and i rushed over, It was a very depressing site. I Knew that the only 2 guys in the right state of mind were Chachi and i, So we put all our differences aside and returned to confront the Facts Of Life Girls. It was the worst day of my life

*Video Footage of Chachi and Spike tied to tree as Facts Of Life Girls dance around it chanting Tribal calls plays*

Chachi: It was....It was.....

*Chachi runs over and hugs Potsie, Ralph and Roger*

Spike: If it wasnt for Uncle Fonzie, Chachi and i would be hung in the Girls school Hallway



Fonzie: I Never thought a Chick could be so cruel. It was Horrible. But it was almost nothing compared to The Leave It To Beaver Contraversy that almost ended it all. But thats anouther story...For anouther day

Richie: One day Alf showed up, And even though we had spent the past few years focusing on Mrs. Garretts She-Devils, We still never forgot what Alf had done. Yet he somehow convinced us h had changed and offered to join the Happy Days Mafia

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDfAu0XcrPl36xUJcH68F93XoKiLTgDMIotS0F0lu*p0IMmARBhMv1Hu1C6NznDeF33DaVHBr!ZMVMq8*w1q7UeFlA1waunK!T6rVbetgexzgr93B59FQ/alf-fred.jpg?dc=4675402450271845437

Richie: So we trusted him and he stayed with us for a good 3 years, Before announcing he was with the FOL Mafia the entire time. We were all shocked, But none more than Joanie who had taken quite a serious relationship with him

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDYAmIalobcCUNWA0iq9NG7AkSASfExmok*5*YpjeHSo109gJt!7n6qntAVfB4gIMMYrTiZoiYri0g*zfMeRwtQwaoqH9jDgBEwT5!C9EXcClsUWAG4gPutSyxfwJ84/joanie-and-alf.jpg?dc=4675398727533370884

Joanie: I was....I Was

*Joanie walks off the set crying as Chachi, Roger, Ralph and Potsie comfort her*

Interviewer: And what about you Mrs. Cunningham, How do you feel about all this?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/marionrossstill.jpg

Interviewer: Mrs. Cunningham?...Mrs. Cunningham why are you looking at me like that? Mrs. Cunningham....Mrs. Cunningham....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*The camera man begins to run out of the room as screams are heard and the camera falls cutting into static*

Howard: Yes, All of this managed to make Marion go crazy. Everytime the Milk man comes she chases him down the street with a broom.....

*Howard begins crying and walks over to the others and crys with them.*

*The Man behind the camera gets on the screen*

Man: Today Most of the Happy Days Mafia have retired and are living in hope that this madness may one day end. The Happy Days Mafia still exists though and is filled with members of the Sitcoms Online Happy Days Board

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=506592

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505309

Man: One family...Constantly abused by 4 little girls And an alien. Will it ever end? Who Knows, This is E True Hollywood Story, Signing Off

*Suddernly the FOL girls show up and grab the man, The show ends with the man tied to a tree and the girls dancing around the tree chanting things*

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
01-16-2003, 04:37 AM
LMAO!!!!!!! OMG!!! That was SO funny!!:lol: Spike (awww) and Chachi.. putting their differences aside.. Chuck..LMAO.. A+! :clap: :woohoo:


....I wanna know more about this LITBeaver thing....:lol:

Cactus Jack
01-16-2003, 08:55 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!:rotflmao: That was SO hilarious!!!!:lol:

XDrama
01-16-2003, 11:35 AM
Ohh, this is getting scandalous! I especially loved your pics! LOL =)

=-XDrama-=

Stormtracker TF
01-16-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=507598

Howard: Good Evening, And welcome to a very special edition of E! True Hollywood Story. Tonight we are going to look Back on the long history of the Happy Days Mafia. It all started in the early 1950's, You see i wasnt always the man you see before you. Back than i was quite skinny, I Had a grey hair or two, But all and all i was a good looking man. Heres a photo ferom our family album

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/loveamericanstylehappydaysphoto.jpg

Howard: Yes, Even Joanie was different at the time, She had red hair much like her brother and mother. What changed all this? Well one day we seen strange Green lights comign from the outside of our house, Moments later we looked completely different. Who did this you may ask? Well that is only the begining....

*Begins to Get tears in his eyes*

Howard: I Still remember that cold January night in 1955. It was the last time i ever saw my son Chuck....

http://www.tvshows.de/alf/ep-010/20.jpg

Howard: We all knew Alf was responsible, So i decided to bring the family together and form a new alliance that would fight Alf.

Richie: Yeah, After Chuck disapeared Dad began to go crazy, He acted as if Chuck neevr existed, But deep down he knew Chuck was gone, And when i heard he wanted to form his own Mafia, I Thought he was crazy.

Fonzie: AYYYY, Mr. C called us all up to Arnolds one day and told us all of his plans, the next thing you know, We're standing their in Gangster suits.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505010

Richie: It was Incredible, Everybody joined up with us, Al.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505046

Richie: Laverne and Shirley and their Friends

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505941

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505025

Richie: And this guy, Who nobody seemed to know

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDvAjkaC2nSNpxMJOUGF9YWRfMn9EL14JSNZPajRZ6jNTbmwL*N!uF5IwlPfFop2QuorTiN9*NulKZ6WeX5ZsAT8sNmA9fiyrwAIO17U7*yAfr7H9sool2WsqK!GK*O/smaller-funny.jpg?dc=4675404779740473313

Interviewer: And who exactly are you?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Interviewer: Excuse me?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: NO EXQUEEZE ME, EXQUEEZE ME AND MA TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Potsie: I Always liked that guy

Richie: Anyways, Things started to go our way until we discovered that Alf had befriended a couple of girls from an all girl school

*Horror Music Plays*

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/folmessageboard2.jpg

Potsie: *Crying* They were evil...and Cruel, OH SO CRUEL

*Ralph walks over and lets Potsie cry on his shoulder*

Ralph: The One called Natalie said i wasnt funny

*Ralph and Potsie cry*

Howard: This wasnt a pleasent experience for any of us, But we did what we had to do. We loaded up the Cadilac and we took a trip down to confront these girls ourselves

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?postid=505291

Roger: I Remember we all got their, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie, Chachi and i. The other guys were loading up their guns, Meanwhile i thought it would be nice to actually talk with them first. Bad Idea...

*Picture of Roger tied up in chair with Facts Of Life Girls laughing is shown*

Roger: They tied me up and told me i was boring...They even had the odasity to say that i was....A Geek

*Roger breaks down crying as Ralph and Potsie comfort Him*

Chachi: The minute we got back from Milwaukee i knew we would need all the help we could get, So i called up someone that had been my enemy for years, And together we discussed how to end this

Spike: Yeah, Chachi called me up and i found this a bit surprising. He told me he needed my help and i rushed over, It was a very depressing site. I Knew that the only 2 guys in the right state of mind were Chachi and i, So we put all our differences aside and returned to confront the Facts Of Life Girls. It was the worst day of my life

*Video Footage of Chachi and Spike tied to tree as Facts Of Life Girls dance around it chanting Tribal calls plays*

Chachi: It was....It was.....

*Chachi runs over and hugs Potsie, Ralph and Roger*

Spike: If it wasnt for Uncle Fonzie, Chachi and i would be hung in the Girls school Hallway



Fonzie: I Never thought a Chick could be so cruel. It was Horrible. But it was almost nothing compared to The Leave It To Beaver Contraversy that almost ended it all. But thats anouther story...For anouther day

Richie: One day Alf showed up, And even though we had spent the past few years focusing on Mrs. Garretts She-Devils, We still never forgot what Alf had done. Yet he somehow convinced us h had changed and offered to join the Happy Days Mafia

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDfAu0XcrPl36xUJcH68F93XoKiLTgDMIotS0F0lu*p0IMmARBhMv1Hu1C6NznDeF33DaVHBr!ZMVMq8*w1q7UeFlA1waunK!T6rVbetgexzgr93B59FQ/alf-fred.jpg?dc=4675402450271845437

Richie: So we trusted him and he stayed with us for a good 3 years, Before announcing he was with the FOL Mafia the entire time. We were all shocked, But none more than Joanie who had taken quite a serious relationship with him

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDYAmIalobcCUNWA0iq9NG7AkSASfExmok*5*YpjeHSo109gJt!7n6qntAVfB4gIMMYrTiZoiYri0g*zfMeRwtQwaoqH9jDgBEwT5!C9EXcClsUWAG4gPutSyxfwJ84/joanie-and-alf.jpg?dc=4675398727533370884

Joanie: I was....I Was

*Joanie walks off the set crying as Chachi, Roger, Ralph and Potsie comfort her*

Interviewer: And what about you Mrs. Cunningham, How do you feel about all this?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/marionrossstill.jpg

Interviewer: Mrs. Cunningham?...Mrs. Cunningham why are you looking at me like that? Mrs. Cunningham....Mrs. Cunningham....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*The camera man begins to run out of the room as screams are heard and the camera falls cutting into static*

Howard: Yes, All of this managed to make Marion go crazy. Everytime the Milk man comes she chases him down the street with a broom.....

*Howard begins crying and walks over to the others and crys with them.*

*The Man behind the camera gets on the screen*

Man: Today Most of the Happy Days Mafia have retired and are living in hope that this madness may one day end. The Happy Days Mafia still exists though and is filled with members of the Sitcoms Online Happy Days Board

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=506592

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=505309

Man: One family...Constantly abused by 4 little girls And an alien. Will it ever end? Who Knows, This is E True Hollywood Story, Signing Off

*Suddernly the FOL girls show up and grab the man, The show ends with the man tied to a tree and the girls dancing around the tree chanting things*

OMG! That is hilarious! A+!!! That was better than a real E True Hollywood Story! I really loved the part about the FOL girl doing a tribal dance! LOL Great job, Chad!

*Melissa*
01-16-2003, 10:35 PM
That was hilarious! That's the best thing I've heard all day!

*ShortCake*
01-16-2003, 10:41 PM
LOL Thats too much!! haha..

TJL
01-16-2003, 10:46 PM
Very good, Chad.

:lol:

Chad22
01-17-2003, 01:24 AM
Thanks Everyone :D

Cactus Jack
01-17-2003, 01:25 AM
Youre welcome!!!!!!:D

animalcrackers
01-17-2003, 09:07 AM
Chad your a genius!

FonzForever
01-17-2003, 05:32 PM
I loved it! And you used my pic:D

Classic FOL Fanatic
01-21-2003, 02:55 AM
Haha! :lol: That was funny!

But we from the FOL board shall repay you for your kind words! bwahahahaha! :D

YoliUSA
01-21-2003, 07:02 PM
I just read it. You're a very talented writer.

Sean Snow
01-21-2003, 10:17 PM
The Great Melmacian is not happy about this . . .

;) :p

Great story, btw.

Brian
01-04-2004, 02:36 AM
:lol: :rotflmao:

The Modfather
01-04-2004, 11:28 AM
Greatness Chad, A++++++++++++