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StwongBadGurl
01-04-2003, 11:54 PM
I found out today that god hates me,... First me and my bf broke up then I got my car stuck in a snow bank..... don't ask ... Got it pushed out then was getting back in and shut my middle finger in the GOD DAMN door! Yeah I was P***** and as soon as I open the door when I pulled into my drve way IT FELL OFF!! this is why I have come to the conclusion that god hates me... and alot of other people.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
01-04-2003, 11:56 PM
Dessie!!:welcome:

Ugh, sounds like a good day.:rolleyes: Figures the middle finger-- it gets the most!:lol: Meangya, the door too? You shouldve stayed in bed.

Kay Scarpetta
01-04-2003, 11:56 PM
Meh, sorry your day was crap. Hope you have a better one tomorrow.

bandito
01-05-2003, 12:15 AM
better the door falling off than your finger! hope you have a better day tommarow:D

Titania
01-05-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by bandito
better the door falling off than your finger! hope you have a better day tommarow:D

omg :lol: the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.

sounds like a rough day though. welcome to SO, hope things get better.

-*Forever*-
01-05-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Titania


omg :lol: the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.

sounds like a rough day though. welcome to SO, hope things get better.

SAME HERE!! LMAO. Anyways, welcome, a question: did you get StwongBad from HomeStarRunner.com? Cos if you did- Strong Bad is my FAVE! :D

StwongBadGurl
01-05-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by -*Forever*-


SAME HERE!! LMAO. Anyways, welcome, a question: did you get StwongBad from HomeStarRunner.com? Cos if you did- Strong Bad is my FAVE! :D

I sure did!

Mr. Shy Guy
01-05-2003, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Titania


omg :lol: the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.


Me too!!! I was like, wouldn't you maybe be in the hospital instead of online. Anyways, I've had days like that way too often. So I know where you're coming from.

White_Daisy
01-05-2003, 12:36 AM
We used to have a car when you closed the door, the seat belt would automatically come on. Well, my grandma was practicing her driving when she closed the door on my finger and then the seatbelt came up and crushed it....that was not a pleasant experience and I had to stay in the hospital over night cause my finger was literally mush....but I don't need to disgust you with that, anyway

I'm so sorry about your bad day. Have some peanut butter, it makes everything go away...or at least makes everything so sticky, you're worrying about it instead of what's troubling you...

-*Forever*-
01-05-2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by StwongBadGurl


I sure did!

:dance: YAY! I said come on fahugwagats (or however the hell you spell it :p)

AllIWantIsYourClutch
01-05-2003, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Titania


omg :lol: the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.
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:lol: me too.

Oh man that sounds like the kinda thing that would happen to me. lol

~LadyJess~
01-05-2003, 12:40 AM
At least I wasn't the only one who thought the finger fell off instead of the door! :lol:

~*Hannah_Lee*~
01-05-2003, 12:45 AM
God dont hate anyone, but I am sorry your day was really bad. I seem to be having a lot of those here lately. So I know the feeling......but God dont hate you.

RainMan
01-05-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by StwongBadGurl
I found out today that god hates me,... First me and my bf broke up then I got my car stuck in a snow bank..... don't ask ... Got it pushed out then was getting back in and shut my middle finger in the GOD DAMN door! Yeah I was P***** and as soon as I open the door when I pulled into my drve way IT FELL OFF!! this is why I have come to the conclusion that god hates me... and alot of other people.

That does suck!

But I am sorry I don't mean to be rude or offend you or nothing but I laughed my ass off cause I thought your middle finger fell off instead of the car door! That just made me burst out laughing!

Sorry but I had to say it.


Nate

Moonlight Lady
01-05-2003, 01:54 AM
I'm sorry to hear that you're having a bad day, I hope tomorrow is better :) BTW: Welcome to Sitcoms Online.

Hollow
01-05-2003, 02:09 AM
I thot u meant ur finger fell off...lol.

God doesnt hate u, that was just a bad day.

AnaheimPMWitch
01-05-2003, 02:58 AM
First of all I gotta say Kelly I love your Avatar pic I dont really Like Kelly Osbourne thats just My thing though but she looks really cute in that pic
secondly to the person that started this thread (I honestly dont remember who it was i'm sorry) anyways I'm sorry you had a bad day I've had a couple of those lately as well but from experience I can tell you it will get better and we are all here for you

Brandon
01-05-2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by StwongBadGurl
I found out today that god hates me,... First me and my bf broke up then I got my car stuck in a snow bank..... don't ask ... Got it pushed out then was getting back in and shut my middle finger in the GOD DAMN door! Yeah I was P***** and as soon as I open the door when I pulled into my drve way IT FELL OFF!! this is why I have come to the conclusion that god hates me... and alot of other people.

eww.:o that's terrible. i'm glad i don't feel your pain. -- it's stuff like this that makes me not believe in god...