Hi Guys,
All of us (especially early on in our childhood) have heard lyrics to songs that are mumbled or confusing and we think that they are something else than what they actually are!

A lot of us early on have said names wrong!

When I was a little kid, the comody team/singers Sonny and Cher were popular.....I always thought that they were Sonny and CHAIR! hahahaha

At about 5 or 6 I remember calling a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" a "Girl Cheese Sandwich" LOL!

I can't think of other funny names as a kid but with regard to SONGS!

In the song "Bad Moon Rsing" for YEARS I thought the verse that goes,

"There's a bad moon on the right" was "There's a bathroom on the right!" I still don't know the words after "Don't go out tonight"

I thought about in 7th grade that the Foriegner song "Head Games" when they said "Head Games" they were saying, "That's Gay!"

The song "Rag Doll" by Arrowsmith the verse that goes,

"Rag Doll, living in a movie" to me always sounded like

"Run Down, rent a little movie"

What others can you think of? (Messed up song lyrics or names of things?)

Jack

:lol: I wouldn't know where to start...

I remember when I first heard Nirvana's "Come as You Are", I was really offended by it. The reason was, there is a verse at the end that goes "when I swear that I, dont have a GUN....." I thought Kurt was saying "God."

Like the 1st time i heard Shut up by Kelly Osbourne, when she says "and theres nothing u can say that means a damn thing to me" and i thot she said "and theres nothing u can say that means sit down and write to me" :lol:

i was a very disallusioned child so i have a lot...but the funniest one is in that davy crockett song, the line "killed him a bear when he was only three" or something, I used to think it was "killed BY a bear when he was only three"
it took me a long time to find out what on earth a "levy" is in american pie- i thought it was a car wash or something....

okay I have A TON and No time to sit here and POST them all but one that MY sister did Okay remember that song back in the 80s called "Lost in Emotion"? well my SISTER thought it was "Lost in an Ocean" :lol:

When I was little I used to pronounce my name "Getchica," instead of Jessica and I would say, "I want to go hopsching" instead of shopping.

As far as song's go, in the 98 Degrees song where they say, "Give me just one night, uno noches," my cousin thought it was, "Give me just one night, on the doorstep." :lol:

Well I grew up thinking that everytime I sneezed I was supposed to say "Bless Shoe"instead of bless you.. even though you dont bless yourself when you sneeze.

My mom said she used to think the words "plastic wrap" were "plasti crap" :lol:

When i was 5 i thot the line in jingle bells "in a 1 horse open sleigh" went like "in a 1 horse soap in sleigh"

I used to think the words "fly swatter" were "flys water"

The Bad Moon Rising, bathroom in the right thing had me and everyone going way back when.
There's the song, Louie Louie. Everyone thought it had dirty lyrics.

Originally posted by Janice
The Bad Moon Rising, bathroom in the right thing had me and everyone going way back when.
There's the song, Louie Louie. Everyone thought it had dirty lyrics.


Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha i got a calendar for christmas that has a different misunderstood lyrics and the correct one for every day of the year. for today it was "scuse me while i kiss this guy" which is actually "scuse me while i kiss the sky"

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
"and theres nothing u can say that means a damn thing to me" and i thot she said "and theres nothing u can say that means sit down and write to me" :lol:

LOL!!!

Lol. My youngest brother used to call a bathing suit a "babing suit"

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48
If anyone knows the song "Groovin" by the Rascals, I still think they are singing "you and me and Leslie" instead of "you and me endlessly."
Your post just informed me it's not 'you and me and Leslie'. :blush:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Lol. My youngest brother used to call a bathing suit a "babing suit"

lol, so did my little sister.

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48

If anyone knows the song "Groovin" by the Rascals, I still think they are singing "you and me and Leslie" instead of "you and me endlessly."

i used to think that too!

other childhood disallusions:
- i got ranches and parks mixed up
- i got Kentucky and Conneticuit mixed up
- i thought my moms friend Betty was Betty Rubble from Flintstones
- i thought Rhode Island was a train station
-I thought "anonymous" was "A Nonni Mouse"
-i thought "Miscellanious" was "Miss Ellenious"

there are lots more...i was such a confused kid.

My little brother used to call something to drink "moose." He was trying to say "milk" and "juice" at the same time. lol.

Lyric to BadMoon Rising is:
Don't go out tonight
It's bound to change your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

I had trouble with The house of the Rising Sun. These lines
My mother was a taylor
Sewed my new bluejeans

I thought it was this - even though it didn't make any sense:
My mother was a sailor
Sold my new bluejeans

My classic childhood lines are still haunting me to this day.
1. My mom asked me to say hippopotamus, so I said "patapatamus, maaaaaaaa"
2. At my aunt's wedding, I told her "ya look like a big ox. the really big ones with all that fat and the slobbery spit. you look real ugly"

My brother used to say "engeny" instead of energy and gotfor instead of forgot.

The theme song for The Sopranos, Woke Up This Morning, used to sound like, Got a boom boom in your eye. Its really, Got a blue moon in your eye.

Originally posted by Janice
Woke Up This Morning, Got a boom boom in your eye.:lol: Yeah Janice, that sure sounds like something a mob guy might say. ;) Put a bandi on your boom boom? :)

LOL! I have sooo many of those and I can't even think of one right off the top of my head....

I used to think seashells were called sheshells

In the Garth Brook's song, "Shameless", the part where he goes "I'm shamlessss", it sounds like he is saying "I'm shaving"

Originally posted by billdailyfanforever
In the Garth Brook's song, "Shameless", the part where he goes "I'm shamlessss", it sounds like he is saying "I'm shaving"
:lol: Im shaving...lol

Originally posted by billdailyfanforever
In the Garth Brook's song, "Shameless", the part where he goes "I'm shamlessss", it sounds like he is saying "I'm shaving" :lol: OHMYGOD thats FUNNNNNNY! that was like there was this Joke song they use to play IONS ago when I was in highschool and it was "I stepped in a pile of SSHHHHHHHHAVING CREAM" okay NEVER MIND off topic hehe

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
Like the 1st time i heard Shut up by Kelly Osbourne, when she says "and theres nothing u can say that means a damn thing to me" and i thot she said "and theres nothing u can say that means sit down and write to me" :lol:

i thought it was:

"and there's nothing you can say to me today!"

lol ever since i was like 8 ive had a hearing problem, well i can HEAR but alot of the time i cant understand what ppl are saying. 1 time there was a football game on and the announcer said "graham" and i thot he said "crayon head" :lol:

Originally posted by Janice

There's the song, Louie Louie. Everyone thought it had dirty lyrics.

Doesn't it??

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado


Doesn't it??
I think it's an urban myth that Louie Louie's lyrics are obscene. They may be off-color but that's about it. I'll try to find the lyrics and get back to you on this.

Originally posted by Janice

I think it's an urban myth that Louie Louie's lyrics are obscene. They may be off-color but that's about it. I'll try to find the lyrics and get back to you on this.

Here you go
http://www.tsimon.com/louie.htm

http://www.xs4all.nl/~tdg/lyrics.html

The actual documents detailing the Louie Louie story. Another case of an overzealous FBI.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/louie/louie.shtml

There's this one site with a bunch of misheard lyrics called kissthisguy.com. I think everyone has misheard lyrics at one time or another. One time I can remember is in this one Our Lady Peace song, Carnival, where I thought it said "you're castrated by the cracks in the pavement." Gross.. I know, but it kind of morbidly made sense. Anyway, once I actually read the lyrics I found out they were instead saying "you're frustrated by the cracks in the pavement." :bonk:

I thought of some misheard lyrics!!!:D

Well that I misheard, when I first heard the TBB theme I tohught whene they said "they were four men living all together", I tohught they said " they were poor men living all together":lol:

And whne they say "Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, " I tohught they said ""remembber when the lady met the sparrow?" LOL!!!!!!:lol:

Originally posted by Jack1000
Hi Guys,
All of us (especially early on in our childhood) have heard lyrics to songs that are mumbled or confusing and we think that they are something else than what they actually are!

A lot of us early on have said names wrong!

When I was a little kid, the comody team/singers Sonny and Cher were popular.....I always thought that they were Sonny and CHAIR! hahahaha

At about 5 or 6 I remember calling a "Grilled Cheese Sandwich" a "Girl Cheese Sandwich" LOL!

I can't think of other funny names as a kid but with regard to SONGS!

In the song "Bad Moon Rsing" for YEARS I thought the verse that goes,

"There's a bad moon on the right" was "There's a bathroom on the right!" I still don't know the words after "Don't go out tonight"

I thought about in 7th grade that the Foriegner song "Head Games" when they said "Head Games" they were saying, "That's Gay!"

The song "Rag Doll" by Arrowsmith the verse that goes,

"Rag Doll, living in a movie" to me always sounded like

"Run Down, rent a little movie"

What others can you think of? (Messed up song lyrics or names of things?)

Jack

OMG I was just thinking about that song by Creedence Clearwater Revival, they were playing it on the radio while I was at the store this morning, and I was singing along with my own lyrics "there's a bathroom on the right..." What a coincidence someone else thought that!!!:lol:

last year when i first started watching the osbournes i thought the song went like this:

"millions of people, living a's's'h'o'l'e's"

instead of:

"millions of people, living as foes"

Originally posted by YearbookLoser
last year when i first started watching the osbournes i thought the song went like this:

"millions of people, living a's's'h'o'l'e's"

instead of:

"millions of people, living as foes"


:lol: :lol: Thats funny!!!! In the song, Downfall, by TRUSTcompany......there's a part at the end where the guy says "just waiting for a DOWNFALL" well, as stupid as I am, I mistaked the guy for saying "just waiting for a tampon" gaa, I am such an airhead, but it really does sound like that is what he is saying if you arent paying any attention.

Can someone tell me the lyrics that follow:
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a________something something, like a runner in the night?
Are my ears playing tricks on me?
:confused:

Originally posted by Janice
Can someone tell me the lyrics that follow:
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a________something something, like a runner in the night?
Are my ears playing tricks on me?
:confused:

"Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night..." im pretty sure

Originally posted by shavelyLBC34


"Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night..." im pretty sure
Thank you.
*runs to get mind out of the gutter:*
:seeya:

I saw the sun....


I saw the sign...

from avril's song "Things Ill never say"

the real lyrics:

"I wanna see ya go down ... on one knee"

i thought she said:

"I wanna see ya go down on me"

In Les Mis, one of Cosette's lyrics is "I knew it, too." My sister thought she said "I'm Judy Kuhn."

Judy Kuhn was the name of the actress who played Cosette...

It was so funny. :lol:

When I was little (in the 50's) Liberace had a tv show. I always thought that his name was Liver Ratchy.:lol:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
I saw the sun....


I saw the sign...

ah i used to think that too...i mean it does make sense...