Good evening ladies and gentlemen! TJL here, welcoming you to the 53rd Annual Hawkeye Awards! Tonight we honor a group of truly amazing individuals who have through every fault of there own have left a lasting impression on me and a bad taste in my mouth in 2002.

Let’s sling some mud, shall we?

Worst Use Of Scissors – The Hawkeye goes to Rosie O’Donnell, with her horrible mid year ‘do that left everybody scratching their heads full of luxurious non-mangled hair.

Outstanding Use Of A Former Popstar In An Excruciating Reality Series
The Hawkeye goes to “American Idol” Thanks guys for bringing Paula Abdul back from the “where are they now” section of oblivion.

The Please For The Love Of God Make Him Stop Award goes to none other than America’s favorite Dad Michael Jackson! Yes, this freakish man-boy proved once again, that you can dress him up but can’t take him anywhere. Between his baby juggling stunts and the complete removal of his nose, wacko Jacko reached new heights of creepiness in 2002. Kudos to Mike for inspiring the greatest Internet game of this year to boot!

Outstanding Acheivement in Skankery
The Hawkeye goes to Christina Aguilera! Ah Christina, We love it all! The filthy videos, the softcore antics, the buttless pants. You made us proud!

More awards to come folks, so stay tuned...

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:lol: And I swear this is the best award show of the year.

:lol: :lol: Keep it coming, man!

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:lol: Thats funny!! Except for the last one...but the rest is funny!

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You'd better have a Hawkeye for J-Lo in Part 2.

:lol: FUNNY STUFF thats JUST TOOOO GOOD :) and mostly true except for the Christina stuff I like Christina SHES THE only teenybopper I like COULD it be cause she song a song for Moulin Rouge?

LOL! Those are great!

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:lol: This is the most entertaining award show I've seen in quite some time. Keep it comin'! ;)







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LOL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: That is hilarious!!!!

:lol: These are great! I have to agree with them all! :lol: