This is a lighthearted comedy about a young boy named William that was born in SouthCarolina. His parents are country and somewhat dysfunctional people named Billy Jack and RuthAnne Honeycutt. William Honeycutt grew to be a child prodigy exept he thinks that his family situation is a cruel joke and he also thinks he is British. His parents dont understand his "high-flutin" way of thinking and William often speaks above their heads. His nextdoor neighbor and his only friend Timmy which is malnourished because his mother Tina which is a stripper at the local club spends all of her money on herself, and William takes pity on him. The first episode opens in Williams bedroom .

RuthAnne Honeycutt is in the kitchen while William is in his bedroom working on his lap-top, the rest of the home is filthy while Williams room is immaculate.

RuthAnne(yelling from the kitchen)- Billy are ya gonna come eat your eggs or am I gonna have to give em to the dawgs?

William(speaking in a thick British accent)- Mother., I will be in there in just a moment I am working on my composition for school.

Ruthanne(puzzled) Your what?

William- My compo......Oh never mind Im coming

William shuts his computer down and makes his way into the kitchen

William- What is that foul smell?

BillyJack- Thats bacon boy! Dont you know nothin?

William- Oh yes I should have know you would be serving swine instead of something wholesome and nutritious.

Ruthanne and BillyJack-(in unison) Do what?

BillyJack- After you eat We's a goin on your first huntin trip!

William- Father, must you make me participate in such a barbaric activity, if I wish to eat meat I would purchase it at the local market.

BillyJack(pleased) I figured you'd be excited!

William sighs and gives up

Ruthanne- Maybe you'll bag us our supper Billy.

William- Mother if anyone " bag's" anything it will be father.

BillyJack- Dont be so sure boy, I got be a 5 point the first time me and my paw ever went huntin.

William-(sacastically)- I dont suppose I could be the one shot and taken out of my misery instead of the poor deer could I?

BillyJack and Ruthanne(in unison) Do what?

.........................................................................................................End of scene one

I would like to see any comments if anyone likes it or dislikes!