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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-11-2002, 02:24 AM They say kindergartners laugh about 200 times a day, while adults only laugh on average of 17. So, on an average day, how often do you laugh?
I laugh pretty much half the day. I dont laugh as much as I did from when I was in school, but I still laugh til it hurts atleast once a day. When Im with my friend we laugh like the WHOLE time and people look at us like we've got a 3rd eye or something LOl. Im very easy to humor!
Chad22 12-11-2002, 02:27 AM kindergartners laugh more because they find the word "Poop" Funny. I Also laugh alot because i still find the word "Poop" Funny :lol: But yeah, i laugh alot.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-11-2002, 02:28 AM Originally posted by Chad Doody
kindergartners laugh more because they find the word "Poop" Funny. I Also laugh alot because i still find the word "Poop" Funny :lol: But yeah, i laugh alot.
LMAO..me too!!! Poop is a funny word. For some reason though, Ive always found the terms "Cauca" (sp) and "Explosive Diahrea" hilarious. Why I do is beyond me, but I think thats a good thing.:)
Chad22 12-11-2002, 02:30 AM Yep, Diarea is always a funny word...Unless you actually have it. Than its not quite as funny :lol:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-11-2002, 02:34 AM Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yep, Diarea is always a funny word...Unless you actually have it. Than its not quite as funny :lol:
LMAO. Stop. Your making me laugh!:lol: :lol: :lol:
Remember that Poopie Thread? I was talking to Amanda on Sat. and she was talking about another one. I forget what it was called.. but she described it as "A poopie that comes halfway out than goes back in!" LOl.
Chad22 12-11-2002, 02:46 AM Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Remember that Poopie Thread? I was talking to Amanda on Sat. and she was talking about another one. I forget what it was called.. but she described it as "A poopie that comes halfway out than goes back in!" LOl.
Yeah...Ive had those. Than you try your best to make it come out but it just doesnt budge. Than you walk around for a few minutes thinking about it and you just dont give up, so you go back to the bathroom and it comes out. And than you realize you just wasted a few minutes of your life on something stupid even though you do it every time. Kinda like what i just did typing up this post....
DarleneIllyria 12-11-2002, 02:52 AM :lol: This poop talk is cracking me up over here right now. :lol:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-11-2002, 02:54 AM Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah...Ive had those. Than you try your best to make it come out but it just doesnt budge. Than you walk around for a few minutes thinking about it and you just dont give up, so you go back to the bathroom and it comes out. And than you realize you just wasted a few minutes of your life on something stupid even though you do it every time. Kinda like what i just did typing up this post....
Ahahhhaahahaha.:lol:
Look what your doing to innocent Jenny! LOl
Chad22 12-11-2002, 03:01 AM Poop....LOL....Man im weird
Chad22 12-11-2002, 03:02 AM The title under my name now represents my favorite word.
DarleneIllyria 12-11-2002, 03:05 AM Okay, I found this joke a long time ago. I found it funny because of the very last one on the list.
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the albuquerque public school system by parents of students
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29 30,31, 32 and also 33.
2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.
11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, a sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
14. Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating.
15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
17. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
18. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.
19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossesd out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the s*h*i*t*s.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-11-2002, 03:09 AM Originally posted by Chad Doody
The title under my name now represents my favorite word.
Hhehehe.
Ha..good ones Jenny! The "growing" part. Ahhaa
I find myself laughing quite a bit on any given day.
Between Howard Stern in the morning, reruns in the afternoon, and my roommates antics and prime time TV, I get quite a giggle about many things.
Then there is my sex life, which is friggin hysterical!
:lol:
Blair85 12-11-2002, 01:04 PM Originally posted by Jenny
Okay, I found this joke a long time ago. I found it funny because of the very last one on the list.
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the albuquerque public school system by parents of students
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29 30,31, 32 and also 33.
2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.
4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.
10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.
11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, a sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.
14. Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating.
15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
17. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
18. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.
19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossesd out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the s*h*i*t*s.
LMBO!!!! In bed w/ gramps lol, and # 19 got me tickled too. Those are all funny!!! I laugh all of the time. I can't help it!! Sometimes I might be in a bad mood and not laugh as much as usual, but if something really funny happens I LMBO. I hate it when something funny happens but if you laugh you'll get in trouble or something and you have to hold it in. That about kills me! I can't hold in a laugh or I think I'll explode. I'm good at getting people to laugh too and I'm glad for that.
Juss Like Jo Po 12-11-2002, 04:55 PM I laugh alot bc all my teachers tell jokes that arent funny and i feel bad so i laugh..at them not at their jokes...but what they dont know wont hurt them rite? :cool:
~Teddybear~ 12-11-2002, 06:22 PM 15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao:
sorry....
Hollow 12-11-2002, 07:30 PM I LAFF AT EVERYTHING! I am so serious...i even hafta take medication to stop the root cause of it but it wont work! omg...whenever im talking to some1 and im lookin at em in the eye i just start crackin up. Its just funny, i dunno why. Whenever its really really quiet i just bust out laffing my ass off. And when im in school i'll just be sitting there and funny things come to my mind and i laff and every1 thinks im crazy but i cant help it that i think of funny stuff cuz i try not to but it just comes to my mind and cracks me up!! And alot of times everything is just hilarious and i start laffing. I dunno why but i cant help it. And the stuff thats barely funny makes me laff my ass off. I virtually laff at everything. I even laff in my SLEEP. Im serious. 1 time me and my friend were in the library at school and there was a book called Night Noises and my friend was like "theyre talking about u laffing in ur sleep at nite" and i was laffing so hard i fell over on the computer table..
britt britt 12-11-2002, 07:56 PM haha, I laugh all the time! hahahahaha
~LadyJess~ 12-11-2002, 08:04 PM I laugh all the time. I am so easily amused. I laugh every single day in school, either in my English class but mostly my French class. Yesterday we had a partner quiz and these guys wanted to work together and my teacher said, "Three guys can't bea threesome" and I just lost it. :lol: And then people will mess up and say things in French like, "I didn't do anybody" and my teacher will go, "oh la la," and I just find that so funny. But I also have a lot of friends in that class and we just crack each other up.
Also, is it just me or someone will say something really funny and everyone laughs and then you will be thinking about it like 20 minutes later and you can't help but bust out laughing again and everyone looks at you like you're weird? That happens to me all the time.
Kay Scarpetta 12-11-2002, 08:52 PM I am not easily amused. It takes 10 times what would make the normal person laugh to make me laugh.
Babes_Cat 12-11-2002, 08:56 PM OMG! I have the worst laugh! I HATE IT! Someone told me I sound like a chipmunk. :(. So I try not to laugh...
Babes_Cat 12-11-2002, 08:58 PM Originally posted by Babes_Kay
I am not easily amused. It takes 10 times what would make the normal person laugh to make me laugh.
Hey, I can get you to laugh. We were laughing last night. One minuet I was crying and the next I couldn't breathe cuz I was laughing so hard! :p
Kay Scarpetta 12-11-2002, 09:04 PM Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Hey, I can get you to laugh. We were laughing last night. One minuet I was crying and the next I couldn't breathe cuz I was laughing so hard! :p
Oh yeah, Lol. That was fun last night
Babes_Cat 12-11-2002, 09:05 PM Originally posted by Babes_Kay
Oh yeah, Lol. That was fun last night
Yeah but the best ever was......... "HE IS NOT A GAY SPONGE"
Little kids are awesome. I wish I saw humor in things as they did.
Anyway, I don't know how much I laugh. I'm not THAT easily amused, but when I'm around certain people I laugh a lot. A few of my friends and then a couple of teachers have me cracking up at least a few times a day each. It's great. Also, I can thinking of something that amuses me and I just start laughing to myself, which is strange but oh well, so am I. Silence makes me laugh sometimes too...not sure why though.
Anywhoo, I wish I laughed like 200 times a day. Laughter keeps ya living, or so I've been told;)
ks
LucyFan 12-12-2002, 03:02 AM I laugh about five to seven times a day or at least try to.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 12-12-2002, 03:20 AM LOl..Im with Sara. EVERYTHING makes me laugh. I cant help it. Ill be @ home LMAO and Ill ask my mom..didnt you find that funny? No. She says no while Im trying not to piss myself lol. I have a really obnoxious laugh. I was dubbed "Cackle" last year for my laugh, and whenever I was in 5th or 6th period and started to giggle.. everyone knew I was gonna burst and were just like "Oh God" because, once I start I cant stop! LOl.
JDS84 12-12-2002, 08:23 PM I spend half of my day laughing. I get amused really easy.
consentida 12-12-2002, 10:09 PM I laugh all the time. I laugh at the stupidest things sometimes. But i love to laugh. Everyone says I laugh too much but I dont care. Its fun...
Ewan's My Man 12-12-2002, 10:11 PM I laugh ALL the time...
OMG...like today...my friend got on and she was like, "ARE U STONED OR SOMETHING?!" and I was like, "Yea...*passes out*" and she's like, "I guess we'll haveta get Ewan for CPR" and I was like "*near death* *waits for CPR*" and then she's like "*yells* Ewan damnit put your tounge down her throat already!"
Now we call him "rescue man/throat cleaner Ewan"
Ok, now what can I say...we're perverts...but between the net, Erin (the friend above), my friend Meg, and my mom...and dad...and my cuzinz...I'm crackin up most of the day
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