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A few minutes ago I heard the most disturbing Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
Personally, I don't think I would find it so friggin funny if I caught my Mom making out with Kris Kringle.
And I don't think my father would find it funny either.
"What a laugh it would have been." yeah right.
My Father's a retired cop. He has guns!
Santa touches Mom, and Christmas is cancelled, know what I mean?
;)
Anyhoo, which Christmas song freaks you out?
Chocoholic 12-10-2002, 08:29 PM TJL, I'll have to put a note up on my computer to remind myself NOT to have anything in my mouth when I read your posts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You are always so gosh dang funny, man! :rotflmao:
Anyhoo, I think the most disturbing Christmas song I've heard is Celine Dion's version of "Feliz Navidad". I can't lister to her scream, um, sing without my ears bleeding.
Penny Lane 12-10-2002, 08:58 PM Jingle Bells By Barbra Streisand! Give me a break!:eek: :barf:
Kay Scarpetta 12-10-2002, 09:15 PM Mostly all Christmas music.
UpstairsSteak 12-10-2002, 09:18 PM Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.
Chocoholic 12-10-2002, 09:19 PM Originally posted by UpstairsSteak
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.
I heard a spoof of that song once. It was called "Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer". It was the funniest thing.
Hollow 12-10-2002, 10:08 PM Originally posted by TJL
A few minutes ago I heard the most disturbing Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
Personally, I don't think I would find it so friggin funny if I caught my Mom making out with Kris Kringle.
And I don't think my father would find it funny either.
"What a laugh it would have been." yeah right.
My Father's a retired cop. He has guns!
Santa touches Mom, and Christmas is cancelled, know what I mean?
;)
Anyhoo, which Christmas song freaks you out?
That song is strange...why in the world would u be singing a happy cheerful song about ur mom having an affair w/ an old fat fogey?
consentida 12-10-2002, 10:13 PM Originally posted by WingsFan
Anyhoo, I think the most disturbing Christmas song I've heard is Celine Dion's version of "Feliz Navidad". I can't lister to her scream, um, sing without my ears bleeding.
I heard that too. I dont even think she was saying "Feliz Navidad" right. I was like omg gimme a break.
Adele 12-10-2002, 10:22 PM "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I think the thing that pisses me off most about that song is that I believe it's SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's not. I especially hate when that song is on our school news every single day, and every single day I'm forced to hear my peers laugh their juvenile asses off. That song is anything but funny. It's stupid and it sounds pretty gruesome to me man. I mean, sure, I may have a pretty cruel sense of humor....but I dunno man. Talking about grandma having hoove prints all over her body seems like a very desperate attemp to make ppl laugh, you kno?
Adele 12-10-2002, 10:36 PM Oh man. I almost forgot....."Jingle Bells". Aw sure, it used to be fun singing that when i was a little kiddie, but now....it just makes me think of a brady bunch skee trip or something. Ah, I don't like Xmas songs.....
AllIWantIsYourClutch 12-10-2002, 10:57 PM Walkin Round in Women's Underwear. Go Download it.
AllIWantIsYourClutch 12-10-2002, 10:58 PM Originally posted by UpstairsSteak
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.
Yea, but grandma's good enough for me
Hollow 12-11-2002, 12:19 AM Originally posted by Adele
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I think the thing that pisses me off most about that song is that I believe it's SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's not. I especially hate when that song is on our school news every single day, and every single day I'm forced to hear my peers laugh their juvenile asses off. That song is anything but funny. It's stupid and it sounds pretty gruesome to me man. I mean, sure, I may have a pretty cruel sense of humor....but I dunno man. Talking about grandma having hoove prints all over her body seems like a very desperate attemp to make ppl laugh, you kno?
I have to sing that song in music class. I dont think its right...singing a cheery song about ur gramma getting her ass whooped by some reindeer...it goes like "when we found her christmas morning at the scene of the attack she had hoofprints on her forehead and we wonder if we should open her presents or send em back and now the famliys dressed it black and blah blah now were all proud of grandpa hes been taking this so well he drinks beer and plays cards"...whatever
Czas na Zywiec 12-11-2002, 12:36 AM Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Walkin Round in Women's Underwear. Go Download it.
I heard that for the first time last while I was in my car. I was lucky that I didn't drive into the local bank and killed myself.
The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al. It's very disturbing, but I love it anyway. "From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo, and he smiled as he said with a twinkel in his eye. Merry Christmas to all now your all gonna die" I'm sorry I'm sick:lol:
MandieR1980 12-14-2002, 03:42 AM One of my favorite Xmas songs was "Christmas at Ground Zero" but since 9/11 I don't feel comfortable listening to it.
Cactus Jack 12-14-2002, 10:46 AM Originally posted by TJL
A few minutes ago I heard the most disturbing Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
Personally, I don't think I would find it so friggin funny if I caught my Mom making out with Kris Kringle.
And I don't think my father would find it funny either.
"What a laugh it would have been." yeah right.
My Father's a retired cop. He has guns!
Santa touches Mom, and Christmas is cancelled, know what I mean?
;)
Anyhoo, which Christmas song freaks you out?
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Central Perk 12-14-2002, 11:31 AM My mom told me that the song is about the kids dad dressed as Santa Claus and he came to set up presents...But when I first heard it, I thought it was disturbing.
Babes_Cat 12-14-2002, 12:08 PM "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer."
Ok, in 5th grade the chorus sang it and my mom came to see the concert with my youngest brother (who was like 2 at the time), so the chorus sang it and Peter turns around to face my mom and his eyes are all teary and he asks, "Mommy, did grandma Margot (Our grandma, dad's mom) really get run over?"
Awwwwwww! That's just a funny but sad song, think of all the kids that rush to the phone after hearing that. :p
Babes_Cat 12-14-2002, 01:31 PM Originally posted by jimmiegirl48
I like "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," but it does present some very disturbing images. Also, what about Jose Feliciano's version of "Feliz Navidad?" Ugh. His idea of singing and my idea of singing are not the same.
:lol:
Correction...
The most disturbing Christmas song I have ever heard is not "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
It's the parody of that song I heard years ago on one of those "morning zoo" radio programs; "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus."
:eek3:
Babes_Cat 12-14-2002, 06:14 PM Originally posted by TJL
Correction...
The most disturbing Christmas song I have ever heard is not "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
It's the parody of that song I heard years ago on one of those "morning zoo" radio programs; "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus."
:eek3:
:lol:
IownTheDivision69 12-14-2002, 06:36 PM "its the most wonderful time of the year" is pretty scary
IownTheDivision69 12-14-2002, 06:36 PM and some song that ma friend made me download by the watresses... its pretty creepy too...
Originally posted by IownTheDivision69
and some song that ma friend made me download by the watresses... its pretty creepy too...
Aw, come on!
"Christmas Rapping" by the Waitresses?
That's a great song!
A quintesential 80's Christmas song.
Bonus points for me for using the word Quintesential in a sentence...
;)
Warm & Fuzzy 12-14-2002, 06:53 PM Originally posted by UpstairsSteak
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family. LOL! :lol: I just recently bought a reindeer that plays that song for secret-santa. ;)
Warm & Fuzzy 12-14-2002, 06:55 PM Originally posted by TJL
Bonus points for me for using the word Quintesential in a sentence...
;) Dictionary, please...? :o
IownTheDivision69 12-14-2002, 07:01 PM lol BEEG WORD
Ewan's My Man 12-15-2002, 01:19 AM Ok...I was like...6 and my radio was accidently set on AM and I would always listen to it as I went to sleep. Well...once I heard a song like, "I KILLED SANTA LAST NIGHT" and it made me cry...I was scared. I will NEVER listen to AM radio...EVER again
~*Hannah_Lee*~ 12-20-2002, 12:00 AM "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"........man, that song is really morbid, and her family dosent even care.....they just wanna open her gifts! Ugh! SOME family!
AllIWantIsYourClutch 12-20-2002, 12:05 AM Originally posted by billdailyfanforever
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"........man, that song is really morbid, and her family dosent even care.....they just wanna open her gifts! Ugh! SOME family!
........my family'd do that.......
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