Create your own christmas song!

It can be negative or positive

MAKE IT FUNNY!

Here's mine:

The Christmas Poo
Gives you the flu
Is it what you ate?
Or Rubbing too much of that Preparation H?

The Christmas Poo
and of course you too
Will make you go moo
Grunt hard and you'll squeeze out your christmas poo

Too Much Preparation H
Too much lube?
It's way to slippery in here
I miss everything but the christmas poo

CHRISTMAS POO
CHRISTMAS POO
MY CHRISTMASS IS GOING TO HURT
WHEN I POOP OUT YOU!


Nate

christmas sucks
you stupid ****s
Buying crap for my family
they never give anything good to me
baking cooking cookies with my mom
burn the house down
this should be fun
Happiness is overrated
So is the ****ing New year

*chorus*
down with christmas
**** the day
Bring it down
In every way
Holidays suck
christmas cheer
Dont give a ****
Christmas sucks.

Family fights
might makes right
which is why i always lose
id kill christmas if I could choose
I don't care about all of you
It's an excuse
to eat too much
**** you all
and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS

*chorus*

Death to christmas
Christmas cheer
I hate christmas
Do you hear?
Anihilate Holiday
Down with this
Stupid Day
Down with this
Stupid day
DOWN WITH THIS
STUPID DAY

*chorus*

Merry Christmas everyone.

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
christmas sucks
you stupid ****s
Buying crap for my family
they never give anything good to me
baking cooking cookies with my mom
burn the house down
this should be fun
Happiness is overrated
So is the ****ing New year

*chorus*
down with christmas
**** the day
Bring it down
In every way
Holidays suck
christmas cheer
Dont give a ****
Christmas sucks

Family fights
might makes right
which is why i always lose
id kill christmas if I could choose
I don't care about all of you
It's an excuse
to eat too much
**** you all
and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS

*chorus*

oh, Come now!Death to christmas
Christmas cheer
I hate christmas
Do you hear?
Anihilate Holiday
Down with this
Stupid Day
Down with this
Stupid day
DOWN WITH THIS
STUPID DAY

*chorus*

Merry Christmas everyone.

Oh, Come now!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
christmas sucks
you stupid ****s
Buying crap for my family
they never give anything good to me
baking cooking cookies with my mom
burn the house down
this should be fun
Happiness is overrated
So is the ****ing New year

*chorus*
down with christmas
**** the day
Bring it down
In every way
Holidays suck
christmas cheer
Dont give a ****
Christmas sucks.

Family fights
might makes right
which is why i always lose
id kill christmas if I could choose
I don't care about all of you
It's an excuse
to eat too much
**** you all
and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS

*chorus*

Death to christmas
Christmas cheer
I hate christmas
Do you hear?
Anihilate Holiday
Down with this
Stupid Day
Down with this
Stupid day
DOWN WITH THIS
STUPID DAY

*chorus*

Merry Christmas everyone.

LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
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LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nate

How I wish I had a Grotesque and Blashphemous sence of humor...:rolleyes:

Hey. be nice to me. I hate the holiday season. At least SOMEONE liked my song. Thank you rainman. I apologize for calling you stupid. cause u think im funny.

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
Hey. be nice to me. I hate the holiday season. At least SOMEONE liked my song. Thank you rainman. I apologize for calling you stupid. cause u think im funny.

Apology Accepted Cheers?:cheers:

Originally posted by RainMan


Apology Accepted Cheers?:cheers:

*with a lithp* Cheerth.

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
christmas sucks
you stupid ****s
Buying crap for my family
they never give anything good to me
baking cooking cookies with my mom
burn the house down
this should be fun
Happiness is overrated
So is the ****ing New year

*chorus*
down with christmas
**** the day
Bring it down
In every way
Holidays suck
christmas cheer
Dont give a ****
Christmas sucks.

Family fights
might makes right
which is why i always lose
id kill christmas if I could choose
I don't care about all of you
It's an excuse
to eat too much
**** you all
and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS

*chorus*

Death to christmas
Christmas cheer
I hate christmas
Do you hear?
Anihilate Holiday
Down with this
Stupid Day
Down with this
Stupid day
DOWN WITH THIS
STUPID DAY

*chorus*

Merry Christmas everyone.



Very nice... I like it

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
christmas sucks
you stupid ****s
Buying crap for my family
they never give anything good to me
baking cooking cookies with my mom
burn the house down
this should be fun
Happiness is overrated
So is the ****ing New year

*chorus*
down with christmas
**** the day
Bring it down
In every way
Holidays suck
christmas cheer
Dont give a ****
Christmas sucks.

Family fights
might makes right
which is why i always lose
id kill christmas if I could choose
I don't care about all of you
It's an excuse
to eat too much
**** you all
and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS

*chorus*

Death to christmas
Christmas cheer
I hate christmas
Do you hear?
Anihilate Holiday
Down with this
Stupid Day
Down with this
Stupid day
DOWN WITH THIS
STUPID DAY

*chorus*

Merry Christmas everyone.

I like it too.

ok im gonna try to write a rappish christmas song

chesnuts roasting on an open fire.....
maybe we should take christmas a little higher
Frosty the snowman got a big boner
the sad part is that hes such a loner
twas the night before christmas-f*** it im done
trees,lights & spirit can never be fun
listening to music & crazy people shop
one day shoppers are gonna kill for a mop
so deck your halls & trim your tree
Christmas can f*** u and go f*** me


chorus:
the sleigh bells will ring
carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing
His sleigh will crash & burn
When will you fools learn
this christmas its not gonna be a silent night
This christmas **** isnt right


santa can really get me pissed
no way im writing a stupid ass list
how stupid to be decorating a tree
ill kill santa with my chimney
we can go Smoke mistletoe
and just f***ing let it snow
you can deck santas halls
and go deck his balls
christmas should be about drinking some beer
hell maybe that will give me some cheer

chorus:
the sleigh bells will ring
carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing
His sleigh will crash & burn
When will you fools learn
this christmas its not gonna be a silent night
This christmas **** isnt right

everyone who believes in old saint nick
your all just sucking on his d***
santa claus is coming to town
no hes not, hes in the river, drowned
all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth
now look at all of u, you have all been beat
jingle bells and living in hell is the most wonderful time of the year
then why the f*** are we living in fear?
deck the halls..de blah blah blah
frosties melted... hahahaha
have yourselves a merry little christmas
you can all be gay & go f*** every1 for the holiday

chorus:
the sleigh bells will ring
carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing
His sleigh will crash & burn
When will you fools learn
this christmas its not gonna be a silent night
so merry christmas to all & to all a good night!









haha nice.... but im just kidding. i love christmas it was just a silly little song.

OMG THAT WAS SO ****ING FUNNY!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Originally posted by RainMan
OMG THAT WAS SO ****ING FUNNY!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:




lol thanks. i wrote all types of funny songs. my friends think i should make a comedy cd. i tried to do a little standup comedy last year and im thinking about doing more. i wrote this song called billy & grandma and its about grandma & her boner.... and then i wrote this thing "330 ways grandma gets a boner" its pretty interesting lol ill post it

Jesus was born
So i get presents
Thank you Jesus
For being born
Hey there mr. muslim
Merry ****in Christmas

The end.

My mom thinks im weird
Because I like martina
But you know what I tell her

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******

Martina's the best Mom
So go screw yourself
I dont care about you
And youre birdhouse s**t
So lemme annoy you again
And make you roll your eyes

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******

If you roll your eyes again
I will rip them out of
Their sockets
So...

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******



...I really needed to get that out. Nice song, huh? AGHHH! MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS!

Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
My mom thinks im weird
Because I like martina
But you know what I tell her

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******

Martina's the best Mom
So go screw yourself
I dont care about you
And youre birdhouse s**t
So lemme annoy you again
And make you roll your eyes

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******

If you roll your eyes again
I will rip them out of
Their sockets
So...

All I want for Christmas is
Martina McBride Stuff!
Martina McBride CDs!
And a MARTINA SHIRT!
Martina's the best...
So you are a ******



...I really needed to get that out. Nice song, huh? AGHHH! MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS!

Sounds like you really love your mom.