The Poopie List
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Thought this was funny decided to post it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: very cute!!...lolz

OMG That's funny!:rotflmao::lol:

:lol:....I think I just lost my appetite

:rotflmao: I was laughing so hard I was practically crying!

funny- except that i think im going to go be sick now...

:lol:

I know i lmao when i first read this

BABY POOPIE: the kind of poopie that hurts comming out, but when you look in the toilet, it's a small poopie!

10-SECOND POOPIE: the kind of poopie that only takes away 10 seconds of your time.

SPIRAL-CURLED POOPIE- the long poopie that goes round and round and round and round........

CORN POOPIE: self explanatory

I can't explain corn poopie....

Originally posted by breezyb
I can't explain corn poopie....

Poopie with corn that you ate 2 nights ago stuck in it. :D

that is one of the funniest things ive heard all year. It made me laugh realy hard and I just ate some chocolate so now i feel nasius. Im gonna go make myself throw up now cause i dont like feeling like im gonna throw up... ITS ALL UR FAULT AND MAKEING ME LAFF!!!

I'm sry

I just thought of one
Poopie-When you pee and poop at the same time lol

ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Interesting

A Spinal Tap Poopie is actually:

1. One that goes to 11. That's one louder!!

2. One where the pod doesn't open on cue.

3. One from "Big Bottoms".

4. One that looks like Stonehenge, but is actually MUCH smaller than it should be--as if it were about to be trod on by a dwarf.

5. One that comes on BEFORE the puppet show.

6. One that is a Rock & Roll Creation, with the Big Bang--where
Yin was searching for his Yang--"And I looked and I saw that it was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

7. One that's like an armadillo in your trousers.

8. One that is "Heavy Doodie"!!!

:rock: :guitar: :guitar: :rock:

:lol:

Come on ppl this is funny.

This Poopie List is so funny, I almost did pee pee when I read it. I'm serious. This is hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't open "the poopie list" for about a week because I thought to myself, what the heck could that be about? It took some warming up to but I'll admit in the end it was a 'laughing to tears' bit.

ummm.....that was interesting

Another Spinal Tap Poopie:

One that feels like it's burning after eating Mexican or Thai food is
one from a "Hellhole!!!!!!!!!!! You know where you stand in a Hellhole!!!!!!!":angryfire :lol:

i knew everyone would like this lol

Originally posted by I love Janet
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

LMFAO!!!:lol: I remember that from an email like.. 3 years ago LOL. Ok, my cheeks have been killing me all night because Ive been laughing all day.. so I was trying to hold it in.. now my face is drenched in tears! LOL. I must read this a second time...Yups, still laughing, still crying..:lol:

um you all must be bored....

OMG ROFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Moss Poopie: When you look at ure poopie in the toilet it's green on the top of the poopie!

God I can't believe I posted this lol!

Good Post I Love Janet!



Nate

Originally posted by kittflynn
I didn't open "the poopie list" for about a week because I thought to myself, what the heck could that be about? It took some warming up to but I'll admit in the end it was a 'laughing to tears' bit.
Ditto. I thought it was some stupid thread, so I skipped it. I finally decided to read it lastnight... and Im glad I did! LOl.

thank you just so everyone knows i was reading this and my mom and her friends were around and i was laughing so hard that i farted and everyone was laughing at me talk about an embaressing lol

Originally posted by I love Janet
thank you just so everyone knows i was reading this and my mom and her friends were around and i was laughing so hard that i farted and everyone was laughing at me talk about an embaressing lol
LMAO. Yeah, I find farts hilarious. Especially when people walk around @ WalMart and fart and act like nothing happened.:lol:

Another Spinal Tap poopie is where you get a little too carried away with it and have to..."Smell the Glove."

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

LMAO. Yeah, I find farts hilarious. Especially when people walk around @ WalMart and fart and act like nothing happened.:lol:

I'm happy to know that I'm not the only girl that finds farts hilarious. I loved going into different jokes sites and just reading the fart and bathroom jokes. The longer the joke, the funnier joke

Originally posted by Jenny


I'm happy to know that I'm not the only girl that finds farts hilarious. I loved going into different jokes sites and just reading the fart and bathroom jokes. The longer the joke, the funnier joke
LOL yes!! My parents are always getting after me to act like a "young lady" lol, yet my Dad comes up to me and is like -Pull my finger!. Ugh! lol. Yeah, when Im @ WalMart or whatever with my friend, we make farting noises sometimes in the aisles or when we walk past people. Something to do I suppose!

:rotflmao: This list still brings me to tears.

OLDNESS!!!! :eek:

I remember when i first posted this! everyone was afraid to look in it cause they thought it was something nasty! :lol:

Originally posted by *JoyceDeWittIsMyAngel*
OLDNESS!!!! :eek:

I remember when i first posted this! everyone was afraid to look in it cause they thought it was something nasty! :lol: :lol: Yah! OMG its the funniest thing.

Glad to see ya on here!:hug: Love the new name!:D

This stinks! I can't believe you posted this sh*t!


Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D
Very funny post!:lol:

Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
This stinks! I can't believe you posted this sh*t!


Sorry, I couldn't resist. :D
Very funny post!:lol:

:lol:

OMG! I AM LAFFING SO HARD! :lol:

:lol:

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