White_Daisy
11-28-2002, 10:24 PM
What are our favorite people thankful for?
Richie: I'm thankful for an amazing directing career, two Oscars, many more awards, a bald head and Russell Crowe's love (looks around table and see's people staring at him strangely) Sorry, wrong person. I, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, am thankful for my Mom and Dad, my little bratty sister, my dumb friends, the cool Fonz, and this giant turkey sitting in front of me. Oh, and I'm also thankful for sheep!
Fonzie: Uh, I, THE FONZ("uh, no Fonz, you don't have to do that, I did it cause I forgot who I was."). Got it, Red. Ya see, I'm not used to this. I've never had such a family. And I am th-......t-.......t-ha.....("thankful, Fonz?") Yeah, that's it. That's what I am.
Marion: Oh, I have so much to be thankful for. Let's see. Of course, I'm thankful for having such a wonderful husband, he's such a strong...powerful man (everyone smirks at Howard and when he gets what Marion means, he pauses), and I'm thankful for my dear children (Ralph: Are they strong...and powerful too...(laughs, Richie kicks him under the table) Oh Richard, don't kick your friends. And I'm grateful for having Arthur here to join us for dinner (Fonzie blushes). And I'm thankful for this great meal. I must tell Mother how I made it. Let's see, I will have to start explaining about the turkey first. Hmm, first you take the turkey and you...well, I suppose you need the stuffing first, but no, take the turkey and then (Howard: Marion, I don't think turkeys live in heaven) Oh sorry, well then I will have to talk about the mashed potatoes (Howard: Marion!) Sorry Howard, your turn
Howard; I'm hungry....I'm thankful for the food, can I eat not (Marion: Howard!) Fine, my family, their.....(looks evily at Potsie and Ralph) friends, Fonzie, my business, now can I eat? (Marion: Joanie next)
Joanie (we'll assume she's fourteen): Well, I'm thankful for many things. I'm thankful that I don't have to go to Junior Chipmunks anymore, It was so immature for me. I'm thankful that Jenny Piccolo is my best friend, cause she shows me all this neat stuff about...(Marion grabs her hand)...oh yeah, Mom said I couldn't talk about it at the table cause it turns the air blue, but I don't see any colors. Anyway, I'm thankful for having Potsie sitting right next to me (rubs Potsie's knee, he jumps). I'm thankful that my family is healthy even though I wish my dad would get a sore throat so he wouldn't send me to my room as much (Howard glares)> I'm thankful for my older brother even though he makes me watch out for mom and dad when he's necking on the couch (Howard and Marion glare at Richie). I'm thankful that Fonzie is here and not in his room cause on most nights, I hear the strangest noises coming from up there. You hear all these moans and shrieks, you'd think someone was dying (Fonzie starts to cough). I'm thankful for having a house free of Chachi! (suddenly a high pitched scream comes from outside: HI, BLUE EYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss!!!) Wow, that sounded like Chachi falling off a tree!!! (Everyone runs outside) And most of all, I'm thankful that that tree didn't fall on my house cause then I 'd never date Chachi, even if he burned down Arnold's for me!
Richie: I'm thankful for an amazing directing career, two Oscars, many more awards, a bald head and Russell Crowe's love (looks around table and see's people staring at him strangely) Sorry, wrong person. I, RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, am thankful for my Mom and Dad, my little bratty sister, my dumb friends, the cool Fonz, and this giant turkey sitting in front of me. Oh, and I'm also thankful for sheep!
Fonzie: Uh, I, THE FONZ("uh, no Fonz, you don't have to do that, I did it cause I forgot who I was."). Got it, Red. Ya see, I'm not used to this. I've never had such a family. And I am th-......t-.......t-ha.....("thankful, Fonz?") Yeah, that's it. That's what I am.
Marion: Oh, I have so much to be thankful for. Let's see. Of course, I'm thankful for having such a wonderful husband, he's such a strong...powerful man (everyone smirks at Howard and when he gets what Marion means, he pauses), and I'm thankful for my dear children (Ralph: Are they strong...and powerful too...(laughs, Richie kicks him under the table) Oh Richard, don't kick your friends. And I'm grateful for having Arthur here to join us for dinner (Fonzie blushes). And I'm thankful for this great meal. I must tell Mother how I made it. Let's see, I will have to start explaining about the turkey first. Hmm, first you take the turkey and you...well, I suppose you need the stuffing first, but no, take the turkey and then (Howard: Marion, I don't think turkeys live in heaven) Oh sorry, well then I will have to talk about the mashed potatoes (Howard: Marion!) Sorry Howard, your turn
Howard; I'm hungry....I'm thankful for the food, can I eat not (Marion: Howard!) Fine, my family, their.....(looks evily at Potsie and Ralph) friends, Fonzie, my business, now can I eat? (Marion: Joanie next)
Joanie (we'll assume she's fourteen): Well, I'm thankful for many things. I'm thankful that I don't have to go to Junior Chipmunks anymore, It was so immature for me. I'm thankful that Jenny Piccolo is my best friend, cause she shows me all this neat stuff about...(Marion grabs her hand)...oh yeah, Mom said I couldn't talk about it at the table cause it turns the air blue, but I don't see any colors. Anyway, I'm thankful for having Potsie sitting right next to me (rubs Potsie's knee, he jumps). I'm thankful that my family is healthy even though I wish my dad would get a sore throat so he wouldn't send me to my room as much (Howard glares)> I'm thankful for my older brother even though he makes me watch out for mom and dad when he's necking on the couch (Howard and Marion glare at Richie). I'm thankful that Fonzie is here and not in his room cause on most nights, I hear the strangest noises coming from up there. You hear all these moans and shrieks, you'd think someone was dying (Fonzie starts to cough). I'm thankful for having a house free of Chachi! (suddenly a high pitched scream comes from outside: HI, BLUE EYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSsssssssss!!!) Wow, that sounded like Chachi falling off a tree!!! (Everyone runs outside) And most of all, I'm thankful that that tree didn't fall on my house cause then I 'd never date Chachi, even if he burned down Arnold's for me!