He only got around to 5

:music: Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free :music:

We need 45 more

Just get on the plane, Jane

“You don’t need to be coy, Roy,” is not, in fact, a way to leave your lover. So there are only four ways to leave your lover in the entire song.

Fake your own death, Beth.
Beat up her dad, Chad.
Get caught with her sister, Mister.
Become a devout Mormon, Norman.
Eat a lot of garlic, Tarlek.

Meet someone sweeter, Peter

Just go, it’s no dilemma Emma

“You don’t need to be coy, Roy,” is not, in fact, a way to leave your lover. So there are only four ways to leave your lover in the entire song.


Don’t be coy would mean just go ahead and do it. I’m standing by 5.

Get on the train, Jane

Relocate, Nate

Find a new hobby, Bobby

Get in the truck, Chuck.
Take the sleigh, Ray.

Go on a cruise " Dues "! :D

Raise a big fuss, Opus.
Wet your best pants, Lance.
Stop washing your crotch, Josh.
Make yourself hairy, Mary.
Get a bit Stabby, Abby.
Leave open your browser, Doogie Howser.
Start wearing Crocs, Barack.

Get in the tank, Frank.
Take the next jet, Brett.

Just slip them some arsenic, Rick. (Inspired by Chicago's Cell Block Tango: Some guys just can't hold their arsenic.)

Pretend to be sick, Rick

Say you are ill, Bill

Take the starting over money from your salary, Valerie

Grab a boat out of the harbor(a), Barbara

Take off on your bike Mike.

Get away from them Lem

Find a new man, Ann.
Go sail a glider, Schneider.

Just let it be Julie

Take it one day at a time Clementine

Find a new pal, Val.
Take it on the chin, Glen.
Sneak out with the cat, Pat.

Go to the deli, Beerbelly !

Raise a big fuss, Opus.

Dribble out of there like Kareem, Dream

Just leave, Steve

Or as Dude would say…

Just leavie, Stevie

Find a new girl, Earl

Make like a ghost, Donny Most.
Tell her you’re gay, Ray.
Hide at the lake, Jake.
Start a big fire, Tom Steyer.
Shack up with his pal, Val.

Hop on a yacht, Birthday Bot! :lol::lol:

Tell the Lakers you’re gone, LeBron.

Find a new boy toy, Joy.

Don't bathe and get smelly, Shelly.

Take the trolley, Ollie.
Become a hermit, Kermit.
Take off on a cycle, Michael.

Poke out her eye, Kai.

Push her into the reef, Leif.

Accost her, Foster.

Get on the ferry, Jerry.
Ride a wave, Dave.
Jump on a sled, Fred.

Find a new man, Jan

Get your own place, Ace.

Kill her, Miller.

Don't give her another glance, Vance.

Hey, Jude, find another dude.

Hey, Jude, find another dude.

For sure. At least upgrade to Dude112.

Well we have over 50 in here. I think we have a hit. The original was number one for three weeks. I think we can beat that.

Don't let her in, Flynn.

Don't think thrice, Brice.

Don't support her, Porter.

For sure. At least upgrade to Dude112.

Drink alot of booze, Dues !

Kick her in the ax, Dax.

Toss her out of the plane, Kane.

Smash her, Asher.

Don't need your rent, Brent.

Vamoose, Juice, I'm settin' ya loose.

Knock him to the floor, Eleanor.

Duck into the alley, Sally.
Hide behind a door, Lenore.
Climb up a tree, Dee.

Give him a Fever like Johnny, Bonnie

Hop on a train, Jane.

Hop on your boat in a lake, Jake.

Say "leaving on a jet plane," Jane.

Fall for his sister, Callista.

Just get up and go, Moe

Tell her you don’t want to marry, Larry

Act mean and surly, Curly

Put poison in his juicy, Lucy

Make your escape very tricky, Ricky

Pretend you’re dead, Fred

Contaminate him with methyl, Ethel

Catch the next flight, Dwight

Exit stage left, Jeff.
Call a Lyft, Biff.
Walk along the tracks, Max

Just tell her to go, Jericho.

Leave her high and dry, Levi.

Just get gone, John.

Take a deep breath, Seth.

Find a new date, Kate

Leave quick don't dilly dally, Allie

Push her in the tub, Bub.

Call it a phase, Blaze.

Catch the A-Train, Blaine.

Go break her leg, Greg

Treat him much harsher, Marcia

Stop being sweeter, Peter

Smack him with a can, Jan

Leave her in the lobby, Bobby

Blow out of there when it’s windy, Cindy

Just join the Navy, Davy.
Take a long drive, Clive.
Find another State, Nate.

Go break her leg, Greg

Treat him much harsher, Marcia

Stop being sweeter, Peter

Smack him with a can, Jan

Leave her in the lobby, Bobby

Blow out of there when it’s windy, Cindy

:lol::D

Get on your bike, Mike

Roll out in a barrel , Carol

:lol::D

Get on your bike, Mike

Roll out in a barrel , Carol

I was coming back to finish the tic tac toe board. I had


Tell her to take a hike, Mike

Stuff him in a barrel, Carol

Treat him with more malice, Alice

I was coming back to finish the tic tac toe board. I had


Tell her to take a hike, Mike

Stuff him in a barrel, Carol

Treat him with more malice, Alice

Cool. I could not think of one for Alice ! And I like your barrel one better than mine. :D

Cool. I could not think of one for Alice ! And I like your barrel one better than mine. :D

My other Alice one was


Kick him out of the palace, Alice

My other Alice one was


Kick him out of the palace, Alice

Wow. I could not think of anything that rhymed with Alice.

Cool. I could not think of one for Alice ! And I like your barrel one better than mine. :D

I'd like to come up with one for Oliver, too. But I'm drawing a ______.

I'd like to come up with one for Oliver, too. But I'm drawing a ______.

If you call him Ollie you can have him take the trolley

Poison her brew, Andrew.

Tell her you never will again, Gilligan

Act like Jack the Ripper, Skipper

Become an obsessor, Professor

Go to him to injure, Ginger

Make an evil plan, Mary Ann

Be the worst one, Thurston

Cage him up like a pet dove(y), Lovey

Tell her you never will again, Gilligan

Act like Jack the Ripper, Skipper

Become an obsessor, Professor

Go to him to injure, Ginger

Make an evil plan, Mary Ann

Be the worst one, Thurston

Cage him up like a pet dove(y), Lovey

Good one !! :lol::D

Get a new hobby, Robby

Hop on a ship , Chip

Time to leave, Steve

Go to the Pub, Bub


Can anyone help me out with Ernie and Uncle Charley ?

Get a new hobby, Robby

Hop on a ship , Chip

Time to leave, Steve

Go to the Pub, Bub


Can anyone help me out with Ernie and Uncle Charley ?

Send her packing on a long journey, Ernie

Drive her away on a Harley, Charley

Stay gone awhile, Pyle.
Grab a Jeep and turn the starter, Carter.
Come back later, Slater.
Just go away, Gray.
Go strike oil, Boyle.
Leave in a Tracker, Hacker.
Go where it's sunny, Bunny.
Get a new tan, Lou Ann.

Send her packing on a long journey, Ernie

Drive her away on a Harley, Charley

Thank you. :wave::lol::D

Stay gone awhile, Pyle.
Grab a Jeep and turn the starter, Carter.
Come back later, Slater.
Just go away, Gray.
Go strike oil, Boyle.
Leave in a Tracker, Hacker.
Go where it's sunny, Bunny.
Get a new tan, Lou Ann.

:lol::D

Belch in her face, Trace.

Kick her out the door, Theodore.

Good one !! :lol::D

Earlier there were a bunch of One Day At A Time ones but I didn’t see Max :eek:

Here’s a few

Chop her up with an ax, Max

Stuff her in some sacks, Max

Send her a break up fax, Max

Just run off after putting on your slacks, Max

Earlier there were a bunch of One Day At A Time ones but I didn’t see Max :eek:

Here’s a few

Chop her up with an ax, Max

Stuff her in some sacks, Max

Send her a break up fax, Max

Just run off after putting on your slacks, Max

:lol::D

Roll them out or stuff them in a barrel, Larry, Darryl and other brother Darryl !

Tell him See ya, Sophia.
Move to the ranch, Blanche.
Punch him in the nose, Rose.
Don't hear his plea, Dorothy.
Kick her in the can, Stan.

Tell him See ya, Sophia.
Move to the ranch, Blanche.
Punch him in the nose, Rose.
Don't hear his plea, Dorothy.
Kick her in the can, Stan.

:lol::D

Get outta sight, Snow White.
Hide under a rock, Doc.
Go see Opie, Dopey.
Ride like the wind so breezy, Sneezy.
Stay in a hotel that's creepy, Sleepy.
Just visit your pappy, Happy.
Sit at the bar and have a glassful, Bashful.
Take the road not bumpy, Grumpy.

Get outta sight, Snow White.
Hide under a rock, Doc.
Go see Opie, Dopey.
Ride like the wind so breezy, Sneezy.
Stay in a hotel that's creepy, Sleepy.
Just visit your pappy, Happy.
Sit at the bar and have a glassful, Bashful.
Take the road not bumpy, Grumpy.

:lol::D

Everybody is better at this than I am. Mine aren't as good. :confused:

Let's do Green Acres , maybe I can add some ? :)

Go off the grid, Sid.

Let's do Green Acres , maybe I can add some ? :)

I’ll do 4

Take the trolley, Ollie (please tell me in some episode someone called him Ollie)

Leave for the Leaning Tower Of Pisa, Lisa

Trap her in a spider web, Eb

Pass on out of there like Sam Darnold, Arnold

Go read your Kindle, Oliver Wendell.
Get a new Visa, Lisa.
Run off with Deb, Eb.
Stay in the bed, Fred.
Take it to the Bank, Hank.

Thanks guys, good ones!:wave:

Sock em in the mouth, Alf & Ralph

Go before it gets rainy, Mr. Haney.

Slide down the chute, Newt.
Go on the lam, Sam.
Shop at Lowe's, Monroes
Become a Florist, Doris.
Get up and go, Uncle Joe.
Crash through the gate, Kate.

Slide down the chute, Newt.
Go on the lam, Sam.
Shop at Lowe's, Monroes
Become a Florist, Doris.
Get up and go, Uncle Joe.
Crash through the gate, Kate.

Awesome ! :wave:

Hop on a bike, Spike.

Not sure if Flintstones has been done?

Hit her in the head, Fred.
Change the lock and key, Barney.
Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am, Bam Bam.
Be a rebel, Pebble(s).
Go see a film, Wilm(a).
Just leave when you're ready, Betty.

Just tell them the truth, Ruth.

Poison her broth, Roth.

Not sure if Flintstones has been done?

Hit her in the head, Fred.
Change the lock and key, Barney.
Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am, Bam Bam.
Be a rebel, Pebble(s).
Go see a film, Wilm(a).
Just leave when you're ready, Betty.

No. You're the first. Good job ! :):cool:

No. You're the first. Good job ! :):cool:

Thank you. I could have done better but Pebbles and Wilma were hard ones. :D

Shove her into the gorge, George.

Push him in the ravine, Jean

Walk out the door, Lenore.

Dive into the lake, Jake.

With a little help from Paul's friends and duet partners:

Better call your pal, Al.
Get a head start, Art.
Join the mob, Bob.
Run to the levee, Chevy.
Just dream on, Dion.
Don't drive speedy, Edie.
Stop playing games, James.
Stay home alone, Joan.
Go have a fling, Sting.
Ride a fast filly, Willie.

Leave in a flash, Ash.

Tell him there’s no hope(rah), Oprah