Frank Gannucci
04-12-2026, 07:26 AM
A I Love Lucy Income Tax Day:
(Lucy & Ethel emerge from the IRS.)
Ethel: “Boy our boys are gonna be so excited with our refunds. Especially Fred.”
Lucy: “Yes. Think of the dresses I will buy. Let’s all open up the envelopes and see the checks.”
(They open up the envelopes yet they don’t see a check. They turn them upside down and the checks fall in the sewer.)
Lucy: “Ewww. Come on Ethel, go down there.”
Ethel: “Why just me?”
Lucy: “I’m scared of the dark.”
Ethel: “So am I.”
Lucy: “Oh well. I guess our husbands anger is scarier then the dark especially when Ricky yells in Spanish. When that happens, I don’t know what he says.”
(They go down the sewers.)
Lucy: “It’s dark down here.”
(They fall into the water. Lucy grabs the checks which are dry.)
Lucy: “I got it.”
(The tide comes in and washes them away. Later on the husbands bring them home.)
Ricky: “Ok start ‘splainin’.”
Lucy: “Ok. We will start ‘splainin’. See we dropped our refunds in the sewer. Both refunds were $5,000.”
Fred: “Oh no!”
Lucy: “Fortunately I got them dry as a bone. See?”
(Lucy accidentally drops them into the lit fireplace and they turn into ashes. Everyone surrounds Lucy. Lucy runs away with the rest following suit.)
(Lucy & Ethel emerge from the IRS.)
Ethel: “Boy our boys are gonna be so excited with our refunds. Especially Fred.”
Lucy: “Yes. Think of the dresses I will buy. Let’s all open up the envelopes and see the checks.”
(They open up the envelopes yet they don’t see a check. They turn them upside down and the checks fall in the sewer.)
Lucy: “Ewww. Come on Ethel, go down there.”
Ethel: “Why just me?”
Lucy: “I’m scared of the dark.”
Ethel: “So am I.”
Lucy: “Oh well. I guess our husbands anger is scarier then the dark especially when Ricky yells in Spanish. When that happens, I don’t know what he says.”
(They go down the sewers.)
Lucy: “It’s dark down here.”
(They fall into the water. Lucy grabs the checks which are dry.)
Lucy: “I got it.”
(The tide comes in and washes them away. Later on the husbands bring them home.)
Ricky: “Ok start ‘splainin’.”
Lucy: “Ok. We will start ‘splainin’. See we dropped our refunds in the sewer. Both refunds were $5,000.”
Fred: “Oh no!”
Lucy: “Fortunately I got them dry as a bone. See?”
(Lucy accidentally drops them into the lit fireplace and they turn into ashes. Everyone surrounds Lucy. Lucy runs away with the rest following suit.)