*Jo, Tootie, and Natalie are all sitting on the couch in there pajamas, reading. Blair walks in from the cafeteria with her toothbrush, that is covered in oil.*

Blair: Why might I ask, is there oil on my toothbrush?
Everyone gives her a wierd look. Jo just chuckles under her breath.
Blair: Jo, this has to be your doings.
Jo: Moi? Whatever do you mean? says Jo mocking how Blair talks.
Blair: Jo!
Jo: You know, one needs to clean ones motorcycle every so often.
Blair: You didn't?
Jo: Well, what did you want me to use? It was great for getting in between all those little spots on my bike.
Blair: Why you little....... she lunges for Jo. Jo goes after Blair.
Natalie holds back Jo, Tootie holds back Blair.
Tootie: Come on you guys. Keep it down you'll wake up Mrs. Garett.
Mrs. Garett walks in the lounge rubbing her eyes her hair is a mess.
Mrs. Garett: Well that ship has already sailed. Now what on earth is going on down here?
Blair: Mrs. Garett, Jo used my toothbrush to clean her bike.
Mrs: Garett: Jo. says Mrs. Garett with a low voice.
Jo: Come on Mrs. G, she's got 50 others! The blue one that lights up, the red one that says I Love Myself, oh and I dare I forget the purple one with fur, that says I Must Go Shopping.
Mrs. Garett: Well, you got a point there.... she shakes her head. But no, Jo that's still wrong.
Jo: Mrs. G, I took the only one that wasn't frilly.
Mrs. Garett: That still doesn't make it right. Come on everyone go to bed we'll figure this out in the morning.
Blair: Uh, you bet we will.

Great! I hope you can post some more, soon!

coolness!!:):)

Great story. More please.

Sounds terrific so far! Can't wait to read some more. :)

It is great.

Seems like you guys are really enjoying my fan fic. I'm glad. I'll only post a little before I post alot at once to make sure you're really into it, enough for me to continue. lol Here's more!

It's 5:00 in the morning, and all the girls are asleep............except Blair. The camera focuses in on her sitting in her bed with a flashlight. She turns it on and shines it on all the girls faces, to make sure they are all sleeping. She slowly and quietly climbs out of bed, and goes over to Jo's beureau. She takes out Jo's favorite pair of jeans and her army tee-shirt and goes over to the table in the middle of the bedroom and grabs a pair of scissors. She holds the scissors, shirt, and jeans and goes into the girls bathroom and shuts the door.

*gasp* she can't do that...lol...POST MORE!!

Oooo, this is getting good.

*Blair steps out of the bathroom,and back to Jo's beaureau, and puts all the cut up articles of clothing back where they were originally and quietly tip toes back to bed. In an hour at 6:00 AM, all three girls are awakened by Jo's scream.*

Jo: BLAIR!
All girls jump up out of there bed.
Blair lying in bed still awake, pretends she was sleeping the whole time. She sits up rubing her eyes.
Blair: What is it, Jo?
Jo: What do you call this?!
Jo holds up all the cut up clothes.
Blair: What do I call wha.... Oh Jo, what happen to you're jeans and favorite tee-shirt?
Jo: (yelling louder now) You know VERY WELL what happened to them. YOU did this, and now YOU will pay for it!
Blair: Jo. I have no idea what you're talking about. says Jo playing dumb.
Jo: Ok. That's IT!
Jo goes over to Blair's bed and grabs all her perfume bottles off of the nightstand, and runs to the bathroom with them shutting the door behind her. She dumps them down the sink then brings the enpty bottles back out and hands them to Blair.
Jo: Here ya go, Blair! says Jo with a grin from ear to ear.
Blair: Why..... what.......
Jo: Wow Blair, seems like you're at a loss for words.
Tootie and Natalie cover there nose from the stench of all the perfume she put down the drain.
Natalie: Oh Blair, did you have to do that? The room stinks!
Jo: Well maybe Jo will think twice again before cutting up my favorite pair of jeans, and THE ONLY shirt like that one that I have!
Jo burries her nose in her shoulder, realizing how much it really does stink.
Blair: Oh please. They were old anyway. And you brought this all on yourself. Using my toothbrush for your bike!
Jo: THAT was a toothbrush. You got 50 of them. I only got one favorite pair of jeans, and a tee shirt!
Mrs. Garett walks in, in her green housecoat.
Mrs. Garett: More yelling?! What is it this time?
Jo: THIS!
Blair holds up the clothes again, or what's left of them, with a look of anger.
Mrs. Garett: What happened?
Jo: Blair's what happened.
Mrs. Garett: Blair?
Both Blair and Jo start yelling back and forth at each other.
Mrs. Garett: Girls.... girls........ QUIET!
The girls stop yelling at look at Mrs. Garett.
Mrs. Garett: That's enough! Tootie, Natalie, go wash up for class. Blair and Jo, come with me.
Mrs. Garett walks down stairs the girls follow her.
Mrs. Garett: Both of you are gonna have to pay for the damage, you did to one another's belongings.
Jo still holding her precious jeans and tee-shirt says:
Jo: But Mrs. G, we don't work.
Mrs. Garett: Yes you do....for me. And after class you're both going to have to work together, side by side doing the dishes, and whatever else needs to be done, and Tootie and Natalie get a day off.
Jo: No way!
Blair: You're kidding!
Mrs. Garett: AND if there are any.........ANY arguments, I'm going to make you each take turns telling each other what you like about the other person.
Both girls give Mrs. G a blank stare.
Now get upstairs, and get ready for classes.

awesome!

All four girls are in the bathroom together getting ready for class.

Blair: (talks to herself, and sighs her Blair sigh) Well, looks like I can't brush my teeth anymore.
Jo: Oh can it will ya? Use one of your many others.
Blair: I can't those are for collecting purposes. And if you remember you took the only brush that I use to clean your rusty beaten up old bike.
Jo: My bike is not rusty and beat up! It's just broken in.
Blair: You know what, nevermind. I can't yell at you anyways.
Natalie: Why not?
Blair: Because thanks to what Jo started, Mrs. G said that we have to work together in the kitchen after classes and you two get a day off. Which means we have to do EVERYTHING by ourselves. And if there are ANY arguments, we'll have to take turns telling each other what we like about the other person.
Tootie: Ohhhhhhhhh there's gonna be trouble.
Jo: No they're won't be, if Blair can keep her mouth shut.
Blair: I still don't have a tooth brush.
Jo tosses her one in a package.
Jo: Hea. I ain't used this one yet.
Blair: Why is it so small?
Jo: Cuz. It's a travel toothbrush. Hey, take it or leave it. Just don't come within ten feet of me if you ain't gonna brush your teeth.
Blair: You know, you're not off to a good start by talking to me like this. Try and be nice, Jo, it might appeal to ya.
Jo: You've got 2 seconds to shut up. Otherwise you won't have any teeth to brush!
Blair: Well, you don't have to get violent.
Natalie: And why should she change after all this time.
Jo: NAT!
Natalie: Sorry, sorry.
Blair: Well if we're gonna be stuck by each other all day anyways, we might as well make the best of it.
Jo: And why would we do that?
Blair: Simple. I have more tolerance then you.
Jo: Oh is that right?
Blair: Yes that's right.
Jo: HA! I'd like to see that.
Blair: Ok. Let's make a bet.
Jo pauses.
Jo: Ok.
Natalie: What?
Blair: Ok. I bet you, that you can't go a whole day without using lousy english like ain't, and gonna, and have ta, and all that stuff.
Jo: I can so. And I bet you you can't go all day without spending a DIME, except on school lunches.
Blair: But......
Jo: No buts. That's the deal.
Blair: Jo. Please. Choose something else. You know how I am with money.
Jo: I know. That's why I picked it. says Jo with an ear to ear grin. Hey, I thought you said you could do it?
Blair: I can. (she says with uncertainity) It's just not something I can even imagine.
Jo: Ok whatever. So, what will I have to do if I lose. Which by the way, I won't.
Blair: Well, I have an idea. But it's so horrible, I can't even say it.
Jo: Oh come on, I can take anything you throw at me.
Blair: Oh really now.
Jo: YES! What is it?
Blair: Well if you lose you have to let moi, the Queen of Fashion, give you a girly makeover, and you HAVE to wear it to class. AND no leather jacket OR bike at all that day. And you can't tell anyone in class this was a bet. So that way, they'll think that you just decided to dress like this all of a sudden.
Jo: WHAT?
Blair: I told you it was too terrible to mention.
Jo: No. I can do it. Besides I won't lose anyway.
Blair: Sure.
Jo: BUT when YOU LOSE, you'll have to buy me a new pair of jeans which by the way, I'll have to break in.
Blair: Oh please. of all the money I have to spend, why does some of it have to go on you?
Jo: Because that's the deal.
Blair: Well, I'm not looking foward to this.
Jo: Oh right, like not being able to use my bike and coat and getting a girly makeover is a thrilling thought.
Tootie: Ok you guys. You need to shake hands to make the deal official.
Jo and Blair look at each other with crooked smiles, and shake hands quickly and pull away.

this is really good. you need to post more. who's gonna lose?

awesome!!

Boy this is getting really good I hope Jo looses I can just picture her reaction getting all dulled up and going to class looking like that. Post more soon

HeHeHeHe IF YOU GUYS ONLY KNEW! HaHaHaHa I'm writing some stuff up now. lol

This is great!,I was feeling kind of depressed,but a few good
laughs was all I needed,and that's what you get with those
famous Jo and Blair moments,Great Story!,Keep it up!:talk: :lol:

Later in class all four girls are sitting at there desk.

Everyone is quiet taking a test. Blair starts tapping her pencil on the side of her desk, annoying Jo on purpose. Jo just sits there and looks in Blair's direction out of the corner of her eye without actually looking at her. Blair thinking she's not affecting Jo, starts tapping louder. Jo looks right at Blair now.
Jo: MUST you do that?
Blair: Yes, I must. It helps me think.
Jo: Yes, and we all know you need all the help you can get.
Blair just gives her a look.
Jo cracks a half smile, and goes back to the test.

The teacher makes an annoucement.

Teacher: Alright class, before the bell rings, I want to make an announcement. If the majority of you actually do your homework tonight, I will think about letting all of you watch Grease.

Jo makes a funny face while saying:
Jo: Grease?
Natalie: Yeah, Grease. You know the movie with....
Jo: I KNOW what it is! I mean am I gonna have to sit through Ohhhh ohhhhhh Sandy, can't you see, I'm in miserieeeeeeeeee...... (Jo attempts to sing the song, but sings way off key)
Blair: Jo please, my poor ears.
Blair cups her hands over her ears.
Tottie: I love that movie!
Jo: Yeah you would.
Tootie: What's that suppose to mean?
Jo: Nothi.... (Jo stops realizing she can't say nothin' so she corrects herself and says nothinG). Look. The only grease I care about is what's on my bike.
Blair: Yeah and on my toothbrush.
Jo: Oh are we going to go there again?
Blair: Forget it. I'll just get another one after school.
Jo: Oh you will, will you?
Tootie and Natalie give a look like uh oh.
Blair: Yeah I'll just stop by the mall. Maybe they have some sales going on too.
Tootie: But Blair, don't forget the bet.
Blair: Oh yeah that's right.
Jo smacks Tooties arm.
Jo: THANKS TOOTIE!
Tootie: Well.
Jo: Please no help from anyone or this bet won't count.
Tootie: Alright. I said I was sorry. Sheesh.
Jo leans in to Blair.
Jo: It's not easy, is it Blair?
Blair: Ok. I'll admit it's not easy. But you won't last much longer not being able to use broken english.
Jo: Oh yea..... yes.
*All the girls laugh*
Blair: See?

Bell rings all four girls walk out.

Later in the cafeteria. Tootie and Natalie are sitting at one of the tables playing cards, enjoying there day off from kitchen work. Camera zooms in on Jo and Blair. Jo is washing dishes, Blair is drying them.

Jo: Ya know Blair it wouldn't hurt for ya to get ya hands wet?
Blair speaks with broken english to get Jo to do it too.
Blair: And ya know somethin Jo, ya sound very intellectual when ya use proper english. (pauses) Ok. That was awful. I will never do that again.
Jo: If you are trying to get me to use improper english it will not work. As much as I would love to say something that I can not say, you're little tricks won't work. (Jo puts emphasis on every word and says them slowly because it's hard for her to speak properly, when she's used to slang.)

The girls finish the dishes, and the camera shows them in the lounge sitting on opposite ends of the couch. Natalie and Tootie come in. Natalie sits beside Jo on the couch, and Tootie sits beside Blair.

Tootie: Come on you guys. Cheer up.
Natalie has her arm around Jo, her hand resting on Jo's left shoulder.
Natalie: Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
Jo gives her the look.
Natalie: Ok, maybe it couldn't.
Blair gets up and walks out.
Jo: So, Princess Di where are you going?
Blair: Who? Me?
Jo: No I was talking to the real Princess Di standing behind you. YES YOU!
(Jo wispers to herself: Good thing she didn't make me bet I couldn't have an attitude)
Blair: Oh. Umm.. Actually,
She struggles to think of where she's going.
Blair: I promised a girl from our class that I would help her out with a project she has been having trouble with.
Jo: You are such a horrible liar.
Blair: Maybe, but you are having one heck of a time not using slang. HaHaHa. I love it!
Blair laughs as she leaves.
Jo yells to Blair who has already left the room.
Jo: That is quite alright Blair. This will not last much longer. See I can speak well. QUITE well, I must say.

A little while later, all the girls are studying in the cafeteria and Blair walks in with a jacket on.

Tootie: Hey Blair.
Natalie: Hey Blair, you're cold?
Blair: Well if I'm wearing a coat, then I must be cold.
Blair preceeds to go to her room. Jo gets up and stands in front of her.
Jo: Blair.
Blair: Yes? She says trying to hold what was hidden under her coat better.
Jo looks at the thermometer on the window, then to Blair.
Jo: It's 85% out. Come on, what's under your coat.
Blair: My coat? Oh just my school books it looked like rain, and you know how weak those book covers are. I didn't want me books getting all..........
Jo: Ok. Stop right there. You're stomach just beeped.
Jo pauses and thinks for a second. Her eyes widen.
Jo: Ya went shoppin didn't ya! she yells.
Blair: HA! You lost.
Jo: It doesn't matta! If there is anythin' fluffy, frilly or expensive under that coat then ya lost before me!
Jo: Boy did it feel good to talk like THAT! Now what did ya buy?
Blair unzips her coat, and everything she bought falls on the table.
Jo picks them up and puts them down, naming each one.
Jo: A cell phone, hairclips, a shirt, a TOOTHBRUSH, and perfume.
Blair: Well ya can't blame me for the perfume and toothbrush and perfume, thanks to you.
Jo: So explain the cell phone?
Blair: Well, Daddy gave me my weekly allowance, so I needed a cell phone to call him and say thanks.
Jo: Oh right. And what's wrong with the one here? We're not like the Flintstones ya know? We have a phone! And it works very good. (she pauses) Ha! you can't even go one DAY without buying something.
Blair: Yeah well you lost too.
Jo: I did not.
Blair: Yes you did, you started using slang again!
Jo: Well not before you went on a shopping spree!
The two girls start yelling back and forth.
Natalie: Hey, hey, (they yell over her)
Natalie screams HEY!
They both look at her, and yell WHAT at the same time.
Natalie: listen...sheesh. Since you both lost, you both have to pay the consiquences.
Jo: Oh, NO WAY, she lost first.
Blair: But so did you.
Tootie: Oh please no more yelling!
Natalie: Tough you both lost the bet.
Jo: But what I have to do is so MUCH WORSE then what she has to do.
Blair: Oh really?
Jo: YES! Really!
Blair: And I suppose you think that my spending money on you is something I am looking foward to.
Jo: Well, it's nothing when you look at what I have to do.
Tootie: You know, she's right. (Tootie starts laughing) I mean, can you imagine? JO! All perty. HaHaHa That is so funny!!!
Everyone is laughing but Jo who has a straight face the entire time.
Jo puts her fist up in front of Tootie's face.
Jo: Still funny?
Tootie: Uh not anymore!
Blair: Ok. Now tommoroww morning, i'll have you looking so femine you'll never want to go back.
Jo: Wrong.
Blair: Well, at least give it a chan......
Jo: Wrong. (both times she said that, she was standing there with her arms folded)
Blair: Come on Jo, it will be a new experience for you.
Jo: Oh, I can't wait.
She says all cocky.

The next day at 6 AM, Blair gets up and shakes Jo vicously.

Jo: What, what??
Blair: It's time for your transformation.
Jo: Look at me. I'm thrilled.
She says with a blank stare, and bed head.

Both girls get up and wake up Tootie and Natalie.

Tootie: Oh is it morning already?
Natalie: Oh I've been waiting for this moment in my sleep!
Jo: Ok. Enough chit chat. Let's get this over and done with.

She gets made up by all three girls but mostly Blair. She makes wierd faces as the pull her hair back into a tight french braid, and she sneezes when Blair puts on the rouge, and foundation. When she tries to put eyeliner on Jo, Jo bats her eyes about a 100 times a second.

Blair: Ok, then. No eyeliner.
Jo: Are you done torturing me yet?
Blair: Almost.
(Jo gives a weird look when Blair took her seriously.)

When Jo is all done, they tell her to go down and show Mrs. Garett. Jo walks through the door that's next to the coffee machine, and approaches Mrs. Garett.

Jo: Ok, Mrs. G. What do you think?
Mrs. Garett: Oh my goodness. You look dazzaling Jo, just dazzling. How do you feel?
Jo: Like I wanna puke..............all over blair.
Mrs. Garett: Oh Jo. You look amazing.
Jo: No, I look like Bozo the Clown with all this make-up.
Mrs. Garett: No you don't. Come on it's almost time for class.

All four girls and Mrs. G leave the room.

All four girls are in class. Jo is sitting there with her head in her left hand. She looks very angry at Blair.

Guy: Hey Jo, you look......differenet. What is this some kind of bet you made or something? He says with a chuckle.

Jo: How did you kno.........umm no not a bet. I just decided to make a change.
Guy: Yeah, for the worst!
Jo changes positions and puts her head in her right hand facing away from him. She's facing Blair now.
Jo: (wispers to Blair) Blair, I can't take much more of this!
Blair: Don't worry. It's only another 2 hours.
Jo: Oh well that just put my mind at ease, now didn't it?
Blair: Well just think. This was all your fault. You never should have played Peekskill Prankster and did that with my toothbrush.
Jo: I know that now. I never thought I'd end up like this.
Blair: Jo, can I tell you something?
Jo: Why not. I couldn't feel much worse then I do now.
Blair: Well I just want you to know, that you really do look pretty.
Jo: Haven't you teased me enough for one day?
Blair: I'm not teasing you, (she says with a serious look) I mean it. You are really pretty. But if you're not comfortable with it, then don't keep it. Feel free to go back to being the same leather jacket wearing, motorcycle riding girl I'm used to.
Jo: Uh I think I'm going to do just that. (pauses) Thanks Blair.
Blair: Sure Jo. Anytime.

THE END

Great!!! I loved it. I could almost picture it in my mind. Great story!

that was pretty cool man. :D jo, all dressed up, HA. i love it

I'm glad you all enjoyed it! lol I enjoyed writing it. I only hope that it sounded as good to all of you as it did to me. and that's always what I go for. Trying to see if anyone can actually picture it playing through in there minds. I know I could. Anyways, guess I need to get back to my Division fan fic I've been neglecting. lol

Great job, Angie!!!

Well.............THANK YA! THANK YA very much! *Bows a humble bow*

This is so good!, I hope Jo loses the bet!.because I can just see her classmates cracking up at her as soon as she walks
into the classroom!:lol:

uhhhhhhhhhhhh she did lol they both did. Her and Blair. I know my writting is confusing, so maybe you want to reread it. heheheh Up to you.

This is great!,I hope Jo loses,I can just see Jo's classmates
reaction and them cracking up when she walks in the classroom!
Post more soon!:lol:

uhhhhhhhhhhhh OK

Originally posted by L GOMEZ
This is great!,I hope Jo loses,I can just see Jo's classmates
reaction and them cracking up when she walks in the classroom!
Post more soon!:lol:

dude, i think you missed something while you were reading, like the ending! :crazy:

thats what I thought lol I just thought that he read it wrong or something, but he put that twice hehehehehe

Awsome Angie!

this is awesome! I love it!

Just thought I'd BUMP this back up to th top in case anyone is interested in reading it. THANKS!

Ok maybe I'll go post some of my fan fiction. I haven't done that in AGES! Wonder if anyone still reads it. My life is OH SO screwed up now more then it ever was, that I haven't had the time. Hope I still have a few readers.

Bump again. I dont mean to get a swelled head again, lol but I think this is really good and I want everyone to get a chance to read it. lol So for all you new people, let me know what you think.

DAMN ITT LOL I WANT MORES ANGIE U MADE ME READ IT AND I LIKED IT ALOT! SO I EXPECT MORES!! LOL PLEASE MORES*:) :D :wave: :talk:

that was funny great job