View Full Version : the best greeting card EVER!


Titania
11-17-2002, 04:14 PM
the title is self explainatory and here it is......



(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

Kay Scarpetta
11-17-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Titania
And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."


:rotflmao:

That whole thing is great though :lol:

Stormtracker TF
11-17-2002, 04:21 PM
I've seen that one before! HILARIOUS!

britt britt
11-17-2002, 04:23 PM
hahaha thats cool!

DarleneIllyria
11-17-2002, 04:43 PM
lol!

Central Perk
11-17-2002, 04:44 PM
:lol:

Mr. Shy Guy
11-17-2002, 04:59 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Georgia's on my Mind
11-17-2002, 05:26 PM
omg, I love that card lol I need one for everyone's b day!! Was it a Hallmark?

Juss Like Jo Po
11-17-2002, 06:00 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: haha!!!...that was deff my life during the summer..i like stalked my television and i saw every ep like 9485937498 times :lol: Han@$$ homie

ks
11-17-2002, 06:08 PM
That's so cool.









ks

AllIWantIsYourClutch
11-17-2002, 06:15 PM
:lol:

Impressions
11-17-2002, 07:45 PM
That was very creative, LOL.

Cactus Jack
11-17-2002, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Titania
the title is self explainatory and here it is......



(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Where did u get that?

fr00ti
11-17-2002, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Titania
the title is self explainatory and here it is......



(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

THATS GREAT!!! hahahahah:lol:

Montana Ponine
11-17-2002, 07:51 PM
LOL that's cute!! :lol:

Titania
11-17-2002, 10:32 PM
in responce to the questions- i got that this morning from one of my friends. I HAVE to find out where he got it and get a few dozen of them...its soooo great! (and perfect for me...lol)

sara
11-18-2002, 05:40 AM
:rotflmao:

Stormtracker TF
11-19-2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Titania
the title is self explainatory and here it is......



(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

OMG! It mentioned Happy Days 4 times AND Laverne and Shirley 1 time OMG! I wan't one!