"Green must fight purple.
Purple must fight green." -Babylon 5

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." — The Simpsons

“More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.” —Tony Soprano in The Sopranos

"History was not made by those who did what was expected of them. History was made by those who did what they had to, and lived with the consequences." — The Crown

"There's nothing more annoying than a corpse with a mind of its own." -Odo on Star Trek Deep Space Nine.

"For he's a jolly good undertaker, which no one who's dead can deny." -Columbo

“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.”

– Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

FRASIER: As usual Frasier has to save the day.
MARTIN: As usual Martin has to hear about it.

The Cranes of Maine have your living brain.

Samantha Jones: "I love you, but I love me more".

Sex and the City

Krusty the Clown: There are only two rules in TV: don't swear, and don't whip it out. It's not rocket science! - The Simpsons

Moira Schitt: "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong". - Schitt's Creek

Ralph Kramden: THAT'S "SWANEE RIVER"!? - The Honeymooners

"I would have assumed she killed after mating." Niles Crane about Bebe Glazer on Frasier

"I'm glad your dead mother is alive." -Wild Cards

"I'm going to make Mary Tyler Moore look like the Bride of Frankenstein." -Barbara Cooper on One Day at a Time

"Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part". - BoJack Horseman

Chief Wild Eagle: Enough with the drums already! - F Troop

We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? - Doctor Who

"You got spunk...I hate spunk!" Lou Grant to Mary Richards on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Ed.

"Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out where you’re going and just enjoy where you’re at." — Scrubs

Willie: Some people are so blinded by the thirst for money, that it causes them to lose their values and do things they shouldn't do.
ALF: Well, that explains Ghostbusters II. - ALF

Major Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset!
Captain Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You're only off by two letters.

Ed.

“If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.” - The Witcher

Young Sheldon: I can't sleep.
Nurse: Have you tried counting sheep?
Young Sheldon: Oh no, I'm afraid of farm animals.

Larry: I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl. - Newhart

"Sometimes, the truth is harder to accept than a lie." — The Undoing

Chidi: Picture a wave in the ocean. You can see it, measure it - its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through - and it's there, and you can see it, and you know what it is: it's a wave. And then it crashes on the shore and it's gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be for a little while. That's one conception of death for a Buddhist: the wave returns to the ocean, where it came from, where it's supposed to be. - The Good Place

We're building something, here, detective, we're building it from scratch. All the pieces matter. - The Wire

Rod Serling: You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

The only way to move forward is to embrace what’s in front of you, not what’s behind. - The Mandalorian

From Phil's-osophy:
"Watch a sunrise at least once a day."
"Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail."
"When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'" - Modern Family

"You don't always have to be the strong one. Sometimes, vulnerability is the real strength." — WandaVision

Daphne: If Eddie were one of the Beatles, I think he'd be George...I don't know why! - Frasier

Fungus is my bread and butter. -Gus on Psych

"The hardest part is the first step. After that, it’s just moving forward." — Bridgerton

"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom."

-Jerry Seinfeld from the TV show 'Seinfeld'

“Do I remember Adrian Monk? That’s like asking the Titanic if it remembers the iceberg.”

- Ralph Roberts from the TV show 'Monk'

Morgan: The world wasn’t exactly built for people who are different. - High Potential

“What you call ‘love’ was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.” —Don Draper in Mad Men

“It’s human nature to come together.” —Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead

Jim: If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away. - Taxi

"Growth is never easy, but it’s always worth it." - Call Me Kat

“Women. You can’t live with ’em. Pass the Beer Nuts.” —Norm Peterson in Cheers

"Oy with the poodles already!" -Gilmore Girls

"In the end, you’re the one who has to live with your choices." — Better Call Saul

"Your pupils are fully dilated. You may now give birth." -Lieutenant Worf on Star Trek: the Next Generation

"If you really want to know who someone is, watch what they do when no one’s watching." — Loki

"We have a grave to rob, and you're throwing a dinner party." -Remington Steele

"If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation." — Mad Men

"If you don't know your Bible, you don't have a prayer." -Jeff Foxworthy on The American Bible Challenge

"The botanist is the rottenist."- Michael Taylor on My Two Dads

"You bribed a guy to get me on the ethics panel?" Josh Groban to Tony Danza-The Good Cop

"Randito Bandito" -Wilson on Home Improvement

"I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." -Joe Hackett on Wings

"We all have battles to fight. The key is knowing how to fight them." — Raised by Wolves

"Meow! And now a word from our sponsors." -Cooper Manning on College Bowl

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That's the most stupid, idiotic thing I've ever heard. Tell me more. -Mama's Family

"What kind of a city brags about bloody beans?" -Daphne Moon on Frasier

"God has given all of you the gift of common sense. Use it." -Jack McCoy to the jurors on Law & Order

"I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I could have gotten run out of town all by myself." Shelley Fabares's character to Jim Rockford on The Rockford Files

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination." - The Twilight Zone

"That's not my department. Intelligence is something I try to avoid." -Major Frank Burns

Henry Blake: "I was never good with my hands."
Radar O'Reilly: "I guess that's why you became a surgeon."