Chocoholic
11-12-2002, 08:29 PM
I got this in an E-mail from my campus minister at school. I thought it was so funny and I'm sure many of us can relate to it.
Top 10 Ways the Bible would be Different if Written by College Students
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning- cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and typed in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten by everyone because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armegeddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for fourty years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.
Top 10 Ways the Bible would be Different if Written by College Students
10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning- cold.
9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and typed in a large font.
8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten by everyone because it wasn't cafeteria food.
6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes abuse@romans.gov.
5. Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.
4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armegeddon.
3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for fourty years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.