What is the weirdest teacher you ever had? I have had so many...But the worst was my 8th grade spanish teacher who came in to class either drunk or high and showed us these spanish movies with explicit sex scenes in them....and he didnt get fired till half the year was over..ah i hate him, he ruined my whole concept of spanish i think lol...

Wooooooooow Freaky:eek: I think I have had a weird teacher but not THAT weird

Do camp teachers count? Okay, well whne I wnet to a college camp this summer ( for one week thank god ), my wriitng teacher's name was Mr. Herrera, okay well he was okay osmetimes but sometimes he laughed, even when we were just writing and stuff he would laugh, i dunno maybe he was thinknig of something funyn he saw on SpongeBob SquarePants at the time
:rolleyes: :lol:

But I liked him, but he was kidna weird

Freshman yr: Srta. Martell. Shes now Sra. Losee. She was a lil :crazy: if you ask me, but still one of my FAVs. She had an Elmo doll that our class liked to torture. Our class (NOT me) gave her a hard time. Once..she stabbed herself in the eye with a pencil.....while wearing glasses.


Sophomore yr: Mr.Hill. He was just......weird. He kinda distanced himself from the class and no one really liked him..but then all of a sudden he became like..cool to people.



Anyone around NH/Mass would know about the guy who raised all the bulldogs to fight eachother in the basement. Ya...his wife was another spanish teacher @ our school.

There were other strange teachers..but I didnt have them.

10th grade: My art teacher. She was a lesbian which is fine..but she has this MESSED up hair do. Its all shaved down really closely and the rest is longer in the shape of like a ?. Its weird..she was kinda odd too.

I don't think I had any weird teachers but one teacher at my old school said something strange to me once. The school bus was late and some seventh grader told this teacher that I was being a rebel because he claimed I cut in front of him in line. Then the teacher asked me, "Are you being a rebel?" I know that there are stranger teachers who have been talked about so far but this particular teacher is the closest I can think of.

You know, I don't think I had any weird teachers. I've had a couple of cool teachers with a great sense of humor. I've had a few nice teachers. I've had some bitchy teachers. I've had a few teachers that did a few weird things, but the situation was so small that I wouldn't label them weird.

Meangya, what is this?? I get all the nutcases??!?:lol:

This art teacher who I will have later on in the school year... ahhhhh. I think she's a schizophrenic which is fine but it gets freaky. She's in the hallway one day and to me is like "Spit out your gum" "Um...I don't have any" "Yes you do!" "No I don't!" *opens mouth* "See?" "I still say you have some. Go see the principal!" Well hell, she ain't gonna do nothing about it. She couldn't yell at me if she wanted to....

And ah ha...one of the Sped teachers at my school lit her car on fire and made everyone think it got stolen so she could collect the insurance money. Odd.

Originally posted by Babes_Kay
And ah ha...one of the Sped teachers at my school lit her car on fire and made everyone think it got stolen so she could collect the insurance money. Odd.

It is kind of weird, but I can't help laughing about it. I guess because it kind of resembles a All in the Family episode.

Originally posted by Jenny


It is kind of weird, but I can't help laughing about it. I guess because it kind of resembles a All in the Family episode.

LOL I know... it is kind of funny

Well my last year Spanish Teacher was rather odd. She acts like she has lived in Mexico all her live and she hasn't even been there. And her car has all of these Mexican type things. Actully... everything of her's is kinda Mexican. That's kinda weird...I guess. And my Ecology teacher this year is a little odd. I mean if she is this boring and pathetic here, what does he/she (can't tell :D) do at home. Not reall weird but oh well...who cares.

My geometry teacher last year was so weird. He was the worst teacher I ever had and he wore thongs. Yuck.

Oh oh oh....my 8th grade CA teacher (Communication Arts...it's like English). She was the screwiest lady alive... The first day of school she demonstrated an incident when she dropped a piece of sausage down her shirt. She then took off her shoes and started jumping up and down, showing us how the sausage got out. Speaking of shoes, one day, she came to school with 2 different shoes on. She said she was trying them on to she which one she wanted to wear, but she forgot to change. She wore neon spandex pants EVERY SINGLE DAY. Once...ahaha this is the greatest....we were watching a movie or something and she turned off the lights and she went to shut the door and Mr. B...the teacher across the hall...goes "HEY! Turn on those lights over there!!!!" and she goes "Ahahaha no...we're havin' an orgy in here!!" AAAAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious. And once all the guys came in from gym with mud on their shoes and she called the office, made them bring down a vaccuum cleaner...then she vaccumed the classroom, and gave all the guys detentions.

She was nuttier than a fruitcake.

Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
he wore thongs. Yuck.

Lol I'm just curious, how the hell did you know that?

Originally posted by Babes_Kay
Lol I'm just curious, how the hell did you know that?

He would always walk around the room and lean over our desks when he checked our papers and one day I turned and his ass was right in my face. He was wearing khackis and you could see it through his pants. A couple of the people behind me were laughing and I asked them, "Did you see it too?" and they all said, "Yeah he's wearing a thong." So I knew I wasn't just seeing things.

Well the meanest teacher I ever had was in 3rd grade and 6th grade...Mrs. Elliot. She called me stupid, and yes I had her in 3rd and 6th grade. I hate her. Now her name is Mrs. Dykes and she weighs 400 pounds and her husband smokes crack... she desrves it all. She was like satan almost.

Oh I got another one

Me and Amanda were typing in random people's names on Yahoo and we typed in our biology teachers name and all this stuff about Star Wars trading cards came up and it said his nickname is Bane Slader and there was a site with his pic on it and he hosts all these conventions and stuf....omg its hilarious.

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
Oh I got another one

Me and Amanda were typing in random people's names on Yahoo and we typed in our biology teachers name and all this stuff about Star Wars trading cards came up and it said his nickname is Bane Slader and there was a site with his pic on it and he hosts all these conventions and stuf....omg its hilarious.
Ha. Well, would you rather find that..or some porn chain he hosts?? Ick.:p

my health teacher sophomore year.. was so drunk when we would come in.. her room would literally stink of scotch LOL. Then she would lecture us on smoking, and would say "dont smoke" then have a smokers cough right afterwards lol. Then tnere was this other teacher that I had, she sold drugs to the kids at school, and smoked with them, and then got caught one day... and got arrested. Phew I am glad I am out of there LOL. I could list more but I wont bore all of you :)

-Ashley

Ok...

My social studies teacher last year had like...narcolepsy...and he kept on falling asleep. And he was gross...and fat...and always jingled the coins in his pocket...and made us watch scary movies like 'Ben Hur' that caused me to go home and start bawling...and makes ppl take off their sweatshirts in his freezing cold classroom if it says, "DUKE" on it. He hates them. Hes a lil perv deep down.

This one sub...OMG...PERV!! He looks DOWN girl's shirts. He bought this one girl in my grade all these gifts...tried to get her to take a ride in his car...told her she looked sexy!! A conversation with him is like "Hi *he looks at our boobs* How *looks* are you? *stares*"

Ok...and he wasn't MY teacher but I met him a few times. He was in a whole different skool. This one teacher...got arrested for buying child pornography of the net...using his boyfriends credit card.

My fourth grade teacher was a realy weird. She wore the same GREEN jeans every day that year. The green and black ones rotate from year to year. Its sick! I used to keep track of how many days she wore them, but lost track before Xmas break. Nasty, huh?

(he's not a teacher but he was weird)

There was this one Resource Officer at my high school (you know, the resident cop who deals with the jackoffs at school and does security sweeps) and he purposely set a trash can on fire in the cafateria and walked out and waited till it got a little out of control (flames kissing the celling) and then rushed in after pulling the alarm and put out the fire with a fire exstiguisher. He was trying to be a hero. the only problem with his plan is the lunch ladies, two of them saw him set the trash can on fire! needless to say, he got fired (no pun intended)

Originally posted by Ewan's My Man
Ok...

My social studies teacher last year had like...narcolepsy...and he kept on falling asleep. And he was gross...and fat...and always jingled the coins in his pocket...and made us watch scary movies like 'Ben Hur' that caused me to go home and start bawling...and makes ppl take off their sweatshirts in his freezing cold classroom if it says, "DUKE" on it. He hates them. Hes a lil perv deep down.

This one sub...OMG...PERV!! He looks DOWN girl's shirts. He bought this one girl in my grade all these gifts...tried to get her to take a ride in his car...told her she looked sexy!! A conversation with him is like "Hi *he looks at our boobs* How *looks* are you? *stares*"

Ok...and he wasn't MY teacher but I met him a few times. He was in a whole different skool. This one teacher...got arrested for buying child pornography of the net...using his boyfriends credit card.

NOW THAT is the freakiest post in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god uve had weirder teachers than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by la0919
(he's not a teacher but he was weird)

There was this one Resource Officer at my high school (you know, the resident cop who deals with the jackoffs at school and does security sweeps) and he purposely set a trash can on fire in the cafateria and walked out and waited till it got a little out of control (flames kissing the celling) and then rushed in after pulling the alarm and put out the fire with a fire exstiguisher. He was trying to be a hero. the only problem with his plan is the lunch ladies, two of them saw him set the trash can on fire! needless to say, he got fired (no pun intended)
LMAO. What a tool

Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
My geometry teacher last year was so weird. He was the worst teacher I ever had and he wore thongs. Yuck.

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLECCCCCCCCCCCH! Can I say he was cross dresser lol?:lol:

All of my friends had this teacher Mr.Scott except me and my friend Amanda. OMG..we had the BIGGEST crush on him lol- and I think he knew it. Kinda freaked him out. Anyways..they made him leave (along with an art teacher) for dating students.

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤



LMAO. What a tool




AGREED!!111:lol: That is soooooooooo funny lao919

Originally posted by Istillgotit





AGREED!!111:lol: That is soooooooooo funny lao919

yeah, the poor idiot. Now he works as a security gaurd at the mall. tot tell you the truth i'm surprised they hired him!:)

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Ha. Well, would you rather find that..or some porn chain he hosts?? Ick.:p

*thinks*


*shudders*


EEW.

Weirdest teacher... well... Mr. Mendez is pretty weird. 3 years with him has driven me to insanity. He's gay yet, he hits on me. I'm convinced he thinks I look like a man. :lol:

Ms. Manion was pretty weird too. She was like goth [white skin, alllll black clothes, black hair, black nail polish] and then one day she just... left. Then Miss Cirmo came, she's pretty cool only she wouldn't give us candy. *pout*

Mmm.... Mr. Krylo used to feel your back. But he was a sub.

Mr. Reed threw a book @ Claire's head once. Now he subs for Mrs. Blasland *whines* I don't like him or when she's not there [she's the coolest teacher EVER]

But the worst is Mr. Kiaza. Jackie fell over one day @ lunch and he was right there, so he helped her up, and then felt her ass. Twice. And wanna hear the worst thing? He's the vice principal

I think that's it... *shrug* My school has it's fair amount.

**edited cos I called Mr. Mendez Mrs. Mendez... even though it fits ;)**

Originally posted by -*Forever*-


But the worst is Mr. Kiaza. Jackie fell over one day @ lunch and he was right there, so he helped her up, and then felt her ass. Twice. And wanna hear the worst thing? He's the vice principal

The VP at my school got a thrill out of looking down girls shirts. Of course he retired after my senior year. He could've left way before I graduated.

Originally posted by Jenny


The VP at my school got a thrill out of looking down girls shirts. Of course he retired after my senior year. He could've left way before I graduated.

See... my 3 vice principals know that if they ever did that, they'd be fired as fast as they were hired...my principal is funny yet strict. People nickname her the 'Nazi'

Originally posted by Babes_Kay


See... my 3 vice principals know that if they ever did that, they'd be fired as fast as they were hired...my principal is funny yet strict. People nickname her the 'Nazi'

The head principal had to quit over flirting with some chick. He wrote this girl a note about how hot she looked and such and such, and he had to leave the school when the story came out. You would think the people in my school would have sense.

My weirdest teacher was also one of the coolest. He was into taxidermy and always talk about it. I found it rather perturbing.

Originally posted by Istillgotit


NOW THAT is the freakiest post in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank god uve had weirder teachers than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O, I feel so proud. I go to the skool full of perv teachers. ;)

Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
She was nuttier than a fruitcake.


my god that lady was a nut! once i was crying... we don't need to get into why.... abd she attacked me with makeup~! she was like oh well I have this under eye stuff and PURPLE eyeshadow! ( I wasn't wearing purple) and shes like ohh ohh here! come here! and started CHASING ME .... and I ran! and then once she had a SHOOOOORT dress on and she laid on the table and no no no ickkkkk! and she told us about her " boyfriends" and she said while in... France I think it was that some guy laid in the middle of the road and said * in french accent* " I will lay in the middle of the road so no cars hit you." oh yeah she was CREEEEEEEEEPY!




and this year my 8th grade buddies were tellin me that she broke her leg and was in a wheel chair but now shes not .. cuz she JUMPED OFF A DOCK INTO SHALLLLLLLLOW WATER! ( no, shes not even blonde) and i guess she sat on this table thingy in the front of the room with AGAIN a short skirt and shes like hmmmm i dunno how to sit and i guess she like opened her legs and they saw up her skirt and i guess there was no apparent under wear! IXKKKKKKKKK! THAT LADY NEEDS HELP!

The weirdest teacher I've ever had is my english teacher. He's told us lots of times that he thinks he's God.

Wow...and I thought my teachers were weird! I've had the same principal for 3 years cuz hes moved with us up to the high school. I like him though, so thats a good thing.