It's exhausting being with the busboy.

You know, a lot of questions on _____ and testicles.

You know, a lot of questions on pimples and testicles.

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of ________

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of hunting and testicles.

It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a _______.

It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a Porn Star

Puddy has _____ bed sheets. .

Puddy has Lena Horne bed sheets.

Don't tell a woman she looks like a ____.

Don't tell a woman she looks like a Clown!

When that is not really ______

When that is not really how a fish could eat laughs.

I'm gonna go pick up some _____. Good-looking ones too.

I'm gonna go pick up some Halibut. Good-looking ones too.

I need somebody who is so __________

I need somebody who is so no longer Jewish.

The loser gets fired, the winner gets a _______.

The loser gets fired, the winner gets a pony.

Elaine have you been _________ a lot lately?

Elaine, have you been thin-slicing ham a lot lately?

But how does it apply to what we do here at Kruger Industrial _______?

But how does it apply to what we do here at Kruger Industrial Demolition?

Is this the suicide talk or the ________talk?

Is this the suicide talk or the fat camp talk?

I was in the restaurant earlier and I was wondering if I could talk to you about __________.

I was in the restaurant earlier and I was wondering if I could talk to you about the summer of George?

I've been trying to ________ this group for 10 years.

I've been trying to put together a miniseries on Eva Braun with this group for 10 years.

Which audition? The music video, the horror movie, the exercise tape, or the ______?

Which audition? The music video, the horror movie, the exercise tape, or the Holocaust?

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched ________

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched nose job.

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it _______."

"Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it circletine!

I like to have my ______ all pointed up in the air

I like to have my ex-ballplayers all pointed up in the air.

You mean just walk in on Monday morning like it never _______?

You mean just walk in on Monday morning like it never kiboshed!

I'm not happy I'm not ________

I'm not happy I'm not the chaperone.

If you think I'm gonna step aside while you defile this woman, you're ______.

If you think I'm gonna step aside while you defile this woman, you're bonkos.

I might be the last person you ever ________

I might be the last person you ever kiss hello.

I gotta switch shaving creams. I'm getting no ______.

I gotta switch shaving creams. I'm getting no loss of hair!

All right, brace yourself, _______

All right, brace yourself, you are going home in a body bag.

Well, what do you think the Gap in ____ has that's not on Broadway?

Well, what do you think the Gap in Del Boco Vista? has that's not on Broadway?

For I have seen the nipple on your_______

For I have seen the nipple on your tractor story.

Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a _______ accident.

Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a Opera accident.

I'm not happy I'm not ______

I'm not happy I'm not Noreen's friend Paul.

Kramer goes to a clinic; the doctor tells him to stop wearing _______.

Kramer goes to a clinic; the doctor tells him to stop wearing Puffy Shirts!

I really love the one they do after this ____

I really love the one they do after this; cool, breezy.

Well, it is good _____ weather.

Well, it is good Hampton's weather

I'm the _______ of any guy you've ever met

I'm the Israeli commando of any guy you've ever met.

Who are these _____ you speak of?

Who are these Warrior Princess you speak of.

You one fine-looking ______ lady

You one fine-looking Cigar-Store Indian lady.

And there were these, like, this pack of extremely wild _______ in a convertible behind us, okay?

And there were these, like, this pack of extremely wild fishmongers in a convertible behind us, okay?

The delicate genius has a________

The delicate genius has a remarkable texture.

I was having _____ and I bit down on the fork.

I was having a Snickers Bar and I bit down on the fork.

Not one _______ in all of Del Boco Vista?

Not one Food and Drug Administration in all of Del Boco Vista?

If that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-_____ diet - for a week.

If that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-cucumber diet - for a week.

My presence in that office could only hurt my ______

My presence in that office could only hurt my tap-dancing.

Tommy Tune is very _____.

Tommy Tune is very homosexual.

That's a pretty big ______ ball hanging out there.

That's a pretty big orthopedists ball hanging out there.

You discussed George with the mayor of ______?

You discussed George with the mayor of Tuscany?

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a ______

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on Golden Boy.

He got sideswiped by a ______ but he's all right.

He got sideswiped by a rickshaw but he's all right.

Oh you'r the boyfriend...Here for a________?

Oh you're the boyfriend...Here for a neon chicken on the roof?

______ can't sell chicken around here.

Gander can't sell chicken around here.

You have to excuse me I'm going to make ______ to your mother

You have to excuse me I'm going to make some business information to your mother.

I have never seen one episode of __________ in my life.

I have never seen one episode of the Bride of Frankenstein in my life.

Fine, it's a sculpture of_________

Fine, it's a sculpture of Joe Mayo.

Don't tap on the ______.

Don't tap on the nostril.

Ramirez has never heard your ______ story.

Ramirez has never heard your State Controller's Office story.

Back in public school in Brooklyn every week I put 50 cents in the _______.

Back in public school in Brooklyn every week I put 50 cents in the Vending machine.

It should be based on who's the_______

It should be based on whose organs are playing chess again.

I’m only doing this because you took Audrey to the _______.

I’m only doing this because you took Audrey to the Opera.

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real_________

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real great parking spot.

You can still get a great _____ in this city if you apply yourself.

You can still get a great Haircut in this city if you apply yourself.

Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of _________ is coming.

Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of the red planet is coming.

All I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a _______.

All I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a nipple.

No, no. You can't put _________ on a pizza.

No, no. You can't put Jujyfruits on a pizza.

Really, I love _____ tables, and I thought I was the only one.

Really, I love The Joseph Aboud crested tables, and I thought I was the only one.

But this time, advantage ________

But this time, advantage Endora's box.

That was the mother on ______. You mean Pandora.

That was the mother on Rochelle, Rochelle. You mean Pandora.

_________, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Jocelyn Landis from Doubleday, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Newman plays ______? He's fantastic.

Newman plays Frolf? He's fantastic.

I ________ can't hold a job or keep a man!

I'm becoming one of the glitterati but I can't hold a job or keep a man!

And the amazing thing is she _____ like there's no tomorrow.

And the amazing thing is she laughs like there's no tomorrow.

Boy that's the full size that your big ______

Boy that's the full size that your big vanilla incense smell drove me nuts.

You know what this pudding needs? The skin on the top, like when your _____ used to make it on the stove.

You know what this pudding needs? The skin on the top, like when your mailman used to make it on the stove.

Pez dispenser on her _____

Pez dispenser on her screen door

I got three Pottery Barn _______ in one day.

I got three Pottery Barn stupid warnings in one day.

Don't you think I know the difference between a pic and a _______?

Don't you think I know the difference between a pic and a little junk on your lip?

Who did you bet was in Star Wars? Sammy _______?

Who did you bet was in Star Wars? Sammy the doorman?

I'm Cosmo Kramer the ______ man

I'm Cosmo Kramer the hotsy-totsy man.

I am telling you, Jerry, having a _______ is incredible.

I am telling you, Jerry, having a Rickshaw driver is incredible.

What the hell I'll just eat some ________

What the hell I'll just eat some lima beans.

I always knew you had beautiful ______.

I always knew you had beautiful legs.

I've got a good feeling about this

I've got a good feeling about this living with the turtles.

You came in the other day with all that _____ stuff...the squeaking and the squealing.

You came in the other day with all that Adolf Hitler stuff, the squeaking and the squealing

To a woman, sex is like the ________ man.

To a woman, sex is like the Sakharov of cable men.

He'll slow down your gas meter. He sells _____, Jerry.

He'll slow down your gas meter. He sells balm, Jerry.

If you bring it up again,I will feed your genitals to a _______

If you bring it up again, I will feed your genitals to a cable boy.

He's a _____. You don't wanna go out with a _____.

He's a germaphobe. You don't wanna go out with a mimbo.

Maybe I put it out on your______

Maybe I put it out on your puffy shirt.

They're like 80 cents a ____.

They're like 80 cents a Pez.

So, I'm going to a ______ colony next week.

So, I'm going to a Mackinaw peach colony next week.

I left a ________ in your refrigerator.

I left a body in your refrigerator.

_______ Free as the biggest sucker deal in retail

I left a body in your refrigerator.

_______ Free as the biggest sucker deal in retail

Fork-Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.

Why don't you use a ______. You're no good with the sticks.

Why don't you use a Shovel. You're no good with the sticks.

Okay from now on call me Jerry the ________

Okay from now on call me Jerry the litterbug.

So you called the _____ a pig?

So you called the Mahatma a pig?

For I have seen the ______ on your soul

For I have seen the step number 9 on your soul.

I can't wait for Hanke to come ________ back to me.

I can't wait for Hanke to come Leapin' back to me.

Hey, big baby, are you _______ yourself?

Hey, big baby, are you juicing yourself?

Elmer Fudd sitting on a _______

Elmer Fudd sitting on a soft-serve machine.

You'll congenial yourself right out of the________

You'll congenial yourself right out of the Fortune magazine.

Open it. It's from _____.

Open it. It's from Botticelli's!

What is the appeal of the ________?

What is the appeal of the Danny Tartabull fundraiser?

Jerry, I'm ______ management.

Jerry, I'm schizophrenic management

Did I tell you this guy was _______?

Did I tell you this guy was really familiar?

Dark hair, striped _____.

Dark hair, striped cape

.This organ, it's very _______

This organ, it's very bulimic.

What would be good is if there was someone else in the _______ that could tell me.

What would be good is if there was someone else in the Del Boco Vista that could tel me.
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Would you rather date the blind or the ____?.

Would you rather date the blind or eat discarded food?

Look at the size of the nose, the _____.

Look at the size of the nose, the bra.

I kind of like this _____ crowd I feel tough

I kind of like this dinner party crowd, I feel tough.

You wish you had this ______.

You wish you had this sucker deal.

You put the kibosh on my ______

You put the kibosh on my kiss hello.

You know, I once knew a _____ named Rusty.

You know, I once knew a Gander named Rusty.

I couldn't make the transition from _________ to sex

I couldn't make the transition from shoplifting to sex.

We have a 5150 in paperbacks. All units ______.

We have a 5150 in paperbacks. All units puke.

The ______ convey that solemn religious look you want in a faith.

The Diplomat's Club convey that solemn religious look you want in a faith.

So I'm getting an eye ____.

So I'm getting an eye Experiment.

I think she finds my _______ charming

I think she finds my pretzels charming.

All right, I'm gonna go ______ with Owen.

All right, I'm gonna go Pommel horse with Owen.

You'll congenial yourself right out of the _________

You'll congenial yourself right out of the banks of a raging river.

No, no. You're wasting your _____.

No, no. You're wasting your Floride.

I've got a good feeling about this _______

I've got a good feeling about this brain surgery.

Hey, how about those ______, huh?

Hey, how about those orgy guys, huh?

Astonishing tales of the_______

Astonishing tales of the free Armani suit

Bania insists that _____ doesn't count as a meal.

Bania insists that chewing gum doesn't count as a meal.

You can smell me without the ________

You can smell me without the medical dictionary!

If a patient gets ______, you quone him.

If a patient gets Gonorrhea you quone him.

You got anything going on the _________

You got anything going on Mike's thumbs?

George is excited about Steinbrenner's ____.

George is excited about Steinbrenner's Tyler chicken.

Jerry, you _______ me out?!

Jerry, you overbooked me out?!

He kept screaming how he had to ____ to Madison Square Garden.

He kept screaming how he had to rickshaw to Madison Square Garden.

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a ______.

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a cashmere sweater.

That is damn _____ Scotch.

That is damn smelly Scotch.

Hey Willy, check it out! Free______

Hey Willy, check it out! Free whiskey!

Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter _____ hunt for your childish amusement.

Let's see if you can get it in your head that this is not an Easter orgy hunt for your childish amusement.

This _____ stinks up the whole house

This lima bean soup stinks up the whole house.

Perhaps there's more to _____ than meets the eye.

Perhaps there's more to Sue Ellen's bra than meets the eye.

You know about the ______ sizes and all?

You know about the shrinkage sizes and all?

I started riding these _____ in the '40s.

I started riding these Rickshaws in the '40s.

I kind of like this Opera crowd I feel _______

I kind of like this Opera crowd. I feel good naked.

Tried to blame the whole _____ on bad directions.

Tried to blame the whole Worker's Revolution, on bad directions..

This is the _________ moment I've ever experienced

This is the chicken cashew moment I've ever experienced.

You no order chicken _____.

You no order chicken Pizza.

So, I'm going to a _______colony next week.

So, I'm going to an Ivory Liquid colony next week.

It's Jell-O. What about this? This is _____, isn't it?

It's Jell-O. What about this? This is puke, isn't it?

The _______ newsletter, the Boca Breeze."....Pinko Commie rag.

The Penthouse newsletter, the Boca Breeze."....Pinko Commie rag.

He believes it possesses some extraordinary power over _______.

He believes it possesses some extraordinary power over a chucker.

Sue Ellen Mischke the "bra-less _______

Sue Ellen Mischke the bra-less Chinese woman.

Government funds genetic research at area _______.

Government funds genetic research at area fantasy world.

So Biff wants to be a _______

So Biff wants to be a banker.

Hey, I'm telling you, the pig-man is _____.

Hey, I'm telling you, the pig-man is our little bubble boy.

You don't ______ on the first date

You don't leave and get a hamburger on the first date.

I grab their ________ and I chuck it into the ocean.

I grab their 10 cloves of garlic and I chuck it into the ocean.

I don't submit to forcible ________

I don't submit to forcible lackeys and yes men all toeing the company line.

Plus they botched my ______.

Plus they botched my fantasy world.

It was an old cat that died of ______ causes

It was an old cat that died of choking on chunky ham.

I think the Dominicans are rolling them too tight. That's why you got to get real _____.

I think the Dominicans are rolling them too tight. That's why you got to get real Latvian Orthodox.

That kept me in a fantasy ______

That kept me in a fantasy Mr. Peanut camp.

It's a family in a brown _____ bag.

It's a family in a brown Bio-hazard bag.

Duty Free as the biggest sucker deal in _______

Duty Free as the biggest sucker deal in The English Patient

It's like if one of them dies, the other one wants to bench press the ______.

It's like if one of them dies, the other one wants to bench press the Rickshaw.

__________adolescent high jinx.

Entenmanns doughnuts adolescent high jinx

I told her we should have moving _____ all over the city.

I told her we should have moving buildings all over the city.

I'm not ______anything in the vicinity of that book.

I'm not kissing hello anything in the vicinity of that book.

This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the _____ drip down my chin.

This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the bitterness drip down my chin.

You had an affair with______?

You had an affair with a spinster?

Needs a little Kramer, huh? Then she'll need a little shot of _______.

Needs a little Kramer, huh? Then she'll need a little shot of religion.

Posing as a girlfriend for______

Posing as a girlfriend for Dr. Kevorkian

There's no tall ______ where these people live?

There's no tall women where these people live?

This was supposed to be the _______ of George

This was supposed to be the raincoat of George.

My father's got a ton of old _______ just sitting up in the attic.

My father's got a ton of old Urban Sombrero's just sitting up in the attic.

All right hang on _______ you're going to make it

All right hang on, Aaron, you're going to make it.

How'd you like a behind-the-scenes ______?

How'd you like a behind-the-scenes brouhaha?

But this time, advantage ______

But this time, advantage Jerry's toys.

So that night, I cut off the loops and the ______ was born.

So that night, I cut off the loops and the big boy was born.

It's like a Coco Chanel going out with a ________

It's like Coco Chanel going out with Aquaboy.

Those ______ will be returned to their rightful owner.

Those Dingos will be returned to their rightful owner.

Don't you think I know the difference between a pic and a ______?

Don't you think I know the difference between a pic and a pig-man?

Kramer, I am so _____ of you coming in here and eating all of my food.

Kramer, I am so yada, yada of you coming in here and eating all of my food.

So where ya been? We're ________ here.

So where ya been? We're getting a little pudding under the skin here.

Maybe I'll just take my _____ elsewhere, yeah.

Maybe I'll just take my sucker deal elsewhere, yeah

Why don't you take your ______off?

Why don't you take your red-dotted sweater off?

Your pastrami on rye with ______.

Your pastrami on rye with Halibut.

He has got a great______

He has got a great sneaker business.

Jimmy holds ______.

Jimmy holds irregular underwear.

You know so much about _____

You know so much about Tropic of Cancer.

This case has been turned over to our investigations officer, Mr. ______.

This case has been turned over to our investigations officer, Mr Joe Davola..

This is the _______moment I've ever experienced

This is the saltiest discharged moment I've ever experienced.

The library investigator's name is actually _____?

The library investigator's name is actually Unknown.

I think I said _______ but who the hell knows?

I think I said an ice-cream man named Cone but who the hell knows?

I never figured you for a _______.

I never figured you for a Pervert.

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a _______

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on stupid cowboy boots.

Well, anyway, again, I'm sorry about throwing you out of the ____.

Well, anyway, again, I'm sorry about throwing you out of the Mental Hospital.

So, I'm going to a nudist ______ next week.

So, I'm going to a nudist Parks Department next week.

Did you taste these peas? These peas are _____.

Did you taste these peas? These peas are puke.

Stuart Rifkin likes to go _________ with his mother.

Stuart Rifkin likes to go to the opera with his mother.

Besides, the team already does so much ________ for Channel 11.

Besides, the team already does so much fantasy for Channel 11.

Fake phone number's coming out _________

Fake phone number's coming out because you can't drive, George.

You had to move the mirror. I wanted to check out my _______.

You had to move the mirror. I wanted to check out my cleavage.

He left with Marla the _______

He left with Marla the secretary.

They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a _____.

They just cleaned the carpets and left. They call themselves a Pinko Commie.

________the Worker's Revolution,

You're hung up on some Worker's Revolution from the '60s, man.

____. What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?

Putty. What kind of name is that for a clown, huh?

You put the ______ on my deal

You put the balloon animals on my deal.

Everybody, I think I smell some _____ back here.

Everybody, I think I smell some puke back here.

This was supposed to be the _______ of George

This was supposed to be the alternate side of George.

My cousin's imbecile dog was ______ and they got in his carpet.

My cousin's imbecile dog was in a fantasy world and they got in his carpet.

five-alarm chili? They're trying to kill _______?

Five-alarm chili? They're trying to kill the dry cleaner?

What do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years we get ______.

What do you say, if neither of us is married in 10 years we get a quickie?

I have no _______sensitivity

I have no upper lip sensitivity.

I must have been in the incinerator room when you _____.

I must have been in the incinerator room when you were having sex on our bed?

Are we just ______ of anything that comes out of us?

Are we just always putting the focal point of attention on anything that comes out of us?

It's just a Latin _____. It does not mean anything.

It's just a Latin Pinko Commie rag. It does not mean anything.

I need somebody who is so _______

I need somebody who is so steaming hot.

A steaming hot, folded _______ for your pleasure.

A steaming hot, folded puffy shirt for your pleasure.

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a ______

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in an Elephant Man exhibit?

Besides, we said we'd see ___________ together.

Besides, we said we'd see Farfel together.

How adorable is the _____ toe?

How adorable is the middle toe?

Jerry, look at my fish. His eyes look a little _____.

Jerry, look at my fish. His eyes look a little crossed.

Yeah this has got _________ written all over it

Yeah this has got uromysitisis written all over it.

You know, I've been issued a public ______ pass by the city because of my condition.

You know, I've been issued a public statute pass by the city because of my condition

Flashy, making the scene, _______ convention.

Flashy, making the scene, peeing all over convention.

Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a _______ in Jersey.

Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a Worker's Revolution in Jersey

What is the appeal of the_________

What is the appeal of the old Merv Griffin Show?

Hey, your ______ looks like Fidel Castro.

Hey, your Your drawings of naked Lois Lane. looks like Fidel Castro.

He's a real fancy boy Want me, love me! Shower me with _______!

He's a real fancy boy Want me, love me! Shower me with men's purses!

It was like from an ______ corpse.

It was like from an clown corpse.

I told you God would never let me be_______

It was like from an clown corpse.

I told you God would never let me be_______

I told you God would never let me be on The Merv Griffin Show.

You drove right into that _______.

You drove right into that swimming pool!

I've never condoned__________

I've never condoned air conditioning.

Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little ____.

Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little bonkers.

Don't you offer an Express ______?

Don't you offer an Express Fertility?

There are measures you can take to improve your ______.

There are measures you can take to improve your sex in a tub.

Well, you don't _____ somebody, if you know their name!

Well, you don't order somebody a piece of cake if you know their name!

Oh, you know, the usual. The Federal Reserve, the _______.

Oh, you know, the usual. The Federal Reserve, the Fantasy Camp.

No, no. You can't put _______ on a pizza.

No, no. You can't put lobster on a pizza.

Well, this meowing is absolutely worse than the ______.

Well, this meowing is absolutely worse than the sitting around chewing gum.

Summertime _________ high jinx.

Summertime life-threatening high jinx.

Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening ______?

Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening Clown?

The delicate genius has a _______

The delicate genius has a sniffing accountant.

I have to hold the baby while they _______.

I have to hold the baby while they represent the Upper West Side

it's different for a man we're expected to be _____________

It's different for a man we're expected to be touching and rubbing.

You took your _____ off?

You took your top off?

You know I'd go from _____ to nothing

You know I'd go from puffy shirts to nothing.

It wasn't a shift. I've shifted. This was a _____.

It wasn't a shift. I've shifted. This was a chucker.

Jerry. How about a baggy _______?

Jerry. How about a baggy doctor's note?

Is this a breach of our _______?

Is this a breach of our Covenant

Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of______?

Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of salty discharge?

He's having a two-day _____ signing at Walden's.

He's having a two-day Assman signing at Walden's.

I like to have my _______all pointed up in the air

I like to have my egg rolls all pointed up in the air.

Well, if you were here first you'd be holding the _____.

Well, if you were here first you'd be holding the pig.

Don't you think I know the difference between a pic and a________?