Frank Gannucci
05-08-2025, 07:06 AM
A Honeymooners Mothers Day:
(Ralph and Ed are in the Raccoon Lodge Kitchen.)
Head Raccoon: “It’s up to you two to bake a huge Raccoon Lodge Mother’s Day cake so we can honor our mothers.”
Ralph: “I have a feeling like we are gonna bake like we never did before.”
Head Raccoon: “Make sure the cake is ready by 6p.”
(He leaves.)
Ralph: “Let’s get baking Norton. I just know that we are gonna bake a perfect cake.”
Ed: “Me too Ralphie boy.”
Ralph: “Let’s get the ingredients. We will show our wives how to properly bake.”
(Later on, they are doing a real bad and messy job with the cake. They are also a mess.)
Ralph: “Norton, for the last time, you do not squirt that thing at me. Look at me. I got frosting all over.”
Ed: “Im sorry Ralph. I am not an expert baker.”
Ralph: “Let’s drink on the job.”
(They do and eventually they get drunk and make an even bigger mess with the cake looking horrible. It’s 5:30p and the cake is not even halfway done yet. Ed picks up a layer and hits Ralph with it by accident.)
Ralph (drunkenly yells): “YOOOOOOU ASKED FOR IT!”
(They have a cake fight with cake flying everywhere.)
(At 6:30p, they are wheeling the horrible cake out. The mothers are aghast and so are Alice & Trixie when they see how messy they are, how drunk they are and how bad the cake is.)
Alice: “Ralph & Ed, what do you have to say for yourselves?”
Alice’s Mom: “Sonny boy has once again made a fool of himself.”
(They fall into the cake and make a big mess.)
(Later on at the Kramden apartment.)
Ralph: “How bad was I Alice?”
Alice: “My mom posted this on Facebook. Look at my phone.”
(Ralph does, sees the video and faints.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. I want to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day.”
(Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Good night.”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Ralph and Ed are in the Raccoon Lodge Kitchen.)
Head Raccoon: “It’s up to you two to bake a huge Raccoon Lodge Mother’s Day cake so we can honor our mothers.”
Ralph: “I have a feeling like we are gonna bake like we never did before.”
Head Raccoon: “Make sure the cake is ready by 6p.”
(He leaves.)
Ralph: “Let’s get baking Norton. I just know that we are gonna bake a perfect cake.”
Ed: “Me too Ralphie boy.”
Ralph: “Let’s get the ingredients. We will show our wives how to properly bake.”
(Later on, they are doing a real bad and messy job with the cake. They are also a mess.)
Ralph: “Norton, for the last time, you do not squirt that thing at me. Look at me. I got frosting all over.”
Ed: “Im sorry Ralph. I am not an expert baker.”
Ralph: “Let’s drink on the job.”
(They do and eventually they get drunk and make an even bigger mess with the cake looking horrible. It’s 5:30p and the cake is not even halfway done yet. Ed picks up a layer and hits Ralph with it by accident.)
Ralph (drunkenly yells): “YOOOOOOU ASKED FOR IT!”
(They have a cake fight with cake flying everywhere.)
(At 6:30p, they are wheeling the horrible cake out. The mothers are aghast and so are Alice & Trixie when they see how messy they are, how drunk they are and how bad the cake is.)
Alice: “Ralph & Ed, what do you have to say for yourselves?”
Alice’s Mom: “Sonny boy has once again made a fool of himself.”
(They fall into the cake and make a big mess.)
(Later on at the Kramden apartment.)
Ralph: “How bad was I Alice?”
Alice: “My mom posted this on Facebook. Look at my phone.”
(Ralph does, sees the video and faints.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. I want to wish all the mothers out there a Happy Mother’s Day.”
(Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Good night.”
(Crowd cheers.)