Come on!
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
My homegirl, homegirl Phoebe always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes no one could ever stain...
320595

...The memory of my Phoebe could never cause me pain
Years go by, I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homegirl Phoebe on the pages in-between
320596

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, woo, my memory has just been sold
Phoebe is the centerfold
320597

Slipped me notes under the desk while I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy, I turned away before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me when Phoebe passed close by
320599

Those soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
To see her in that négligée is really just too much
My blood runs cold, yeah, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Oh yeah, Phoebe is the centerfold
320598

Now listen, it's okay, I understand, this ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone, I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room and take 'em off in private
320600

A part of me has just been ripped, the pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it, oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
320601

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold, Phoebe is the centerfold
My blood runs cold, woo, my memory has just been sold
My Phoebe is the centerfold...

I thought she was great when I was a kid. I think she and Patricia Heaton look a lot alike.