I - In Collinwood, with all the ghosts and specters

J

J = Jagged edges of the bite marks

K

K - Killed, several people were

L

L = Lust for blood, vamps had it

M

M - Malloy, Bill

N

N = Napkins of the cocktail variety at The Blue Whale

O

O - Oh, please, retract those fangs!

P

P = Put those fangs back inside your mouth!

Q

Q - Quit showing those fangs--fangs so much!

R - Revenge Burke was seeking, against the Collinses, mostly Roger.

S = Sick twisted freak! (Said by anyone to a vampire, witch, or wolf)

T

T - Tom Jennings

U, V

U = Up on Widow's Hill

V

V - Vampires, there were a few besides Barnabas

W

W = Widow's Hill

X, Y, Z, or A

A - Aristede

B

B - Ben Stokes

C

C = Cloaks worn

D

D - Dr. Erci Lang

E

E = Evil intent

F

F - Flat tires, not a problem in Collinsport, that we knew of

G

G = Gorillas known around those parts?

H - hula hoops--kids in these parts never had any fun!

I

I = Irate Barnabas when Julia ticked him off

J

J - Irate Julia when Barnabas ticked her off

K

^LOL

K = Kinky Buzz

L

L = Louis Edmonds

M

M = Magda Rakosi

N

N = Nighttime is the right time, the fright time

O

O = Ophelia Collins, there must have been one back in the 18th or 19th century

P

P = Pigs in Collinsport? When pigs fly.

Q

Q - Quentin

R

R - Roger Collins

S

S = Shadowy figures

T

T - Time travel, mostly via I-Ching or seances

U

U = Under the weather, often meant under a vampire's spell

V

V - Very old Mrs. Johnson, in 1995

W

W - Willie Loomis

X

Y - Young David

Z, A

Z - Zombies

A

A = Adam

B

B - Bites on the neck

C

C = Cozy evenings by the fire with the windows left open

D

D - Daphne

E

E = Eerie sounds

F

F - Frank, nobody by that name - too common

G

G = Gigi, a prostitute hanging out at The Blue Whale maybe? (a day player at best)

H = "Have you any blood for me?" Barnabas asked.

I

I = I adore an Old House view, Barn might sing.

J

I = I adore an Old House view, Barn might sing.

J

^LOL

J - Josette

K

K - Kathryn Leigh Scott

L

L = Lust of the blood variety

M

M - Magda

N

N = Not tonight, Dear, I've got a stiff neck.

O

^LOL

O - Open mouth, insert fangs - Barnabas

P

P = Puncture wounds in necks, a common thing there

Q

Q = Quiet evenings listening for splashes as people jump from Widow's Hill

R

^LOL

R = Riptide below

S

S = Sam Evans

T

T - Trask

U

U = Unlocked windows for easy entry

V

V - Very old Petofi

W

W = White as a ghost, the color you turn when you're scared

X, Y, Z, or A

Skip X

Y

Y = Young David Collins

Z

Z - Zig zag up the Collinwood driveway

A

A = Aimlessly ramble down the Collinwood driveway

B

B - Burke

C

C = Collinsport

D

D = David Selby

E

E = Evil in the hearts of some

F

F - Flora Collins

G

G = Gorging himself on blood, Barn

H

H - David Henesy

I, J

I = Idaho not mentioned in this show?

J

Jackson, Mississippi - never mentioned on the show lol

K

^LOL

K = Kansas, they're not in Kansas anymore (or never were)

L

L - Lacy, Jerry

M

M = Malevolence

N

N - Necks, someone is always after them to bite

O

O = Old House

P

P = Philip Todd

Q

Q = Quentin

R

R - Rakosi, Sandor

S

S = Shadows

T

T - Trasks, several thru the years

U

U = Universal themes of good vs. evil

V

V - Victoria

W

W = Watercolors perhaps Sam painted

X, Y, Z or A

Y = Young Amy

Z, A

Z = Zinfandel wine maybe served at The Blue Whale to upper crust patrons

A

A - Adam

B

B = Boysenberry pie might have been a Mrs. Johnson specialty

C

C - Cranberry pie for Thanksgiving (the Collinses give thanks if everyone is there and no one is stuck in some other time period) might have been another Mrs. Johnson specialty

D

^LOL

D = Danish desserts, seems likely

E

E - Edith Collins, an 1897er who is about to kick the bucket

F

F = Freaking out, common there

G

G - Grave, a hand pops out - no one bats an eye, not even the bats, when that happens

H

H = Hellish happenings

I

I - Irrational behavior by some

J

J - Julia Hoffman

K

K = Kill or be killed, often those are your choices

L

L - Leticia Faye

M

M = Murder

N

N - Nestling, unadvisable with Barnabas

O

O = Open the coffin; go ahead, it don't bite.

P

P - Phantoms, ghosts, etc.

Q, R

Q = Quaking in their boots, the frightened folks

R

R - Robert Cobert music score

S

S = Satin sheets? Buy red to match the blood.

T

^LOL

T - Tic Petofi probably had

U = Uncivilized vampires

V

V = uncivilized vampires lol

W

^LOL

W = Witchcraft

X, Y, Z, or A

A - Anna Collins (hey, there probably was one in some century we didn't visit)

B

B = Bloody Mary served at The Blue Whale

C

C - Carolyn Stoddard

D

D = Deep in the shadows

E

E - Edmonds, Louis

F

F = Fangs

G

G - Gerard Stiles

H

H = Hot-blooded

I

I - In-the-neck fangs

J

J = Go for the jugular..no, really!

K

K - Kiss on the neck, watch out!

L

L = Lickety spit!

M

M = Mark Allen

N

N = Necks waiting to be bitten

O

O = Open wide, insert fangs - words for Barnabas to vampire by

P

P = Picture of Barnabas

Q

Q - Quirky characters

R

R = Rusty hinges on coffins

S

S - Sam Evans

T

T = Toothy vampires

U

U - unseen Barnabas, in the mirror

V

V = Vampires

W

W - Widow's Hill

X, Y, Z, A

X = Hexes

Y

Y - Young girls mysteriously disappear

Z, A

Z = ZZZZs: nap time for Barnabas in his coffin

A

A - "A little blood please, young lady!" exclaimed Barnabas.

B

B = Blood, the elixir Barn craves

C

C - Carnage at the bottom of Widow's Hill

D

D = Disasters in the making

E

E - Elizabeth

F

F = Frightful sights

G

G - Ghosts, a common sight.

H

H = Help! (a common refrain)

I

I - In the coffin (a common location for Barnabas)

J

J = Juicy necks common in the area

K

K - "Keep those fangs off my neck!"

L

L = Let's not do this biting thing today, okay? It's getting old.

M

M - "Make that madman take his fangs out of my neck!"

N

N - Nicholas Blair

O

O - Ocean below Widow's Hill

P

P = Peering over Widow's Hill and contemplating jumping

Q

Q - Quick decision to jump from Widow's Hill

R

R = Right down to the bottom, sinking into the water when they leap off the hill

S

S - Sam Evans

T

T = Timid Adam

U

U - under the cloak of darkness, Barnabas

V

V = Vampires

W

W - Warlocks, none around Collinwood - check at Bewitched

X thru A

^LOL

X - Put a hex on me!

Y

Y - Young Hallie

Z, A

Z = Zebras roaming the area, doubtful

A

A - Aardvarks checking out the area, also doubtful

B

B = Bears abound? Not so much.

C

C - Coyotes - maybe not, check the Road Runner Show.

D

^LOL

D = Devils

E

E - Louis Edmonds

F

F = Fangs a lot

G

G - Get those fangs outta here!

H

H - Humbert Allen Astredo

I

I - In go the fangs, ...

J

J = Jugular, just go for it!

K

^LOL

K - Kill, one of Barnabas' words to "live" by during time travels.

L

L = Likes the taste of blood, Barn

M

M - Mostoller, the costumer

N

N = Nuns nearby? Not really. Try The Flying Nun.

O

^LOL

O - Old people nearby? Nope - Try The Golden Girls.

P

^LOL

P = Pigs in Collinwood? No, try Hooterville.

Q = Quentin Collins

R

R = Rage

S

S - Specters? - yep, you're in the right place!

T

T = Thunder on stormy nights

U

U - Under water, after falling from Widow's Hill, a few people over the years.

V

V = Violence

W

W - Widow's Hill

X, Y, Z, A

X = Xtra bloody

Y

Y = Young David

Z

ZZZZ - Barnabas in his coffin during thr day

A

A = Aching necks seem to be going around

B

^LOL

B - "Back off, you're a pain in the neck!"

C

C = Count Chocula? No, sorry, it's been discontinued.

D

^LOL

D - Daniel Collins

E

E = Evil lurking

F

F - Flora Collins

G

G = Gasping

H

H - Hallie Stokes

I

I = Itchy fangs anxious for a fix

J

J = Josette du Pres

K

K = Killers

L

L - Leviathans

M

M = Men with a thirst for blood, or are they men?

N

N - Nicholas Blair

O

O = Open wide, insert neck

P

P - Petofi

Q

Q - Quentin

R

S - Prof. Stokes

T

T = Tender necks

U

U = Undisturbed necks (no visit from Barnabas yet)

V

^LOL

V = Violated necks, (Barn was here.)

W

W - "Why don't you go bite someone else's neck?"

X, Y, Z, A

Y = Yada Yada Yada, I bit some necks today.

Z

Z - Zest for - blood -- Barnabas.

A

A = Angelic Angelique? Not so much

B

B - Ben Stokes

C

C = Carefree? Not often

D

D - David Collins

E

E = Eerie sounds

F

F = Flora Collins

G

G = Gee, where did you get that bite?

H

H - Hey, what bite?

I

I = I just wanted a taste.

J

J - Just don't look closely at my neck.

K

K = Keep it covered by a scarf.

L

L - Like, thanks for the advice!

M

M = My pleasure. (LOL)

N

N - Nice scarf. You like it?

O

O - Ophelia Collins

P = Point that fang in the other direction please.

Q

Q - "Quit criticizing my dang fang!" Barnabas exclaimed.

R

R - Roger Davis

S

S = Stop making fun of my neck!!!

T

T - Take that fang out of my neck, please!

U

U = Unduly noting necks in the vicinity, Barn

V

V = Very nice neck; rating=A

W

W = Willie Loomis

X

Y - Young David

Z, A

Z - Zinfandel wine

A

A - Adam

B

B = Barn aka Barnabas

C

C - Cassandra

D

D = Darkness lurking in the hearts of men

E

E = Elizabeth Wilson

F

F - Flora Collins

G

G = ghosts and goblins and ghouls

H

H - Hallie Stokes

I

I = Istvan

J