D = Devilish vampires

E

E = Evan Hanley

F

F - Freaky occurrences

G

G - Gerard Stiles

H

H = Heated arguments

I

I - In the Neck - a book Barnabas would enjoy

J

J - Judith Collins Trask

K

K = Killing me not so softly with his bite

L

^LOL

L - Leticia Faye

M

M - Matthew Morgan

N

N = Nuts to vampirism, I'd rather be a mule (Barnabas)

O

O - Olivia Corey

P

P - Peter Guthrie

Q

Q = Quentin

R

R - Roger

S

S - Susie

T

T - Terrible happenings once in a while

U

U = Unbridled enthusiasm for necks

V

V = Victoria Winters

W

W = Whiter shade of pale women turn after being bit

X - "crossing my fingers I won't get bit"

Y

Y = You need to stand back (holding up a cross)!

Z

Z = Zeb Cartwright

A

A = Actors who were quite good but sometimes read cue cards

B

B - "Bite me!", don't say it to Barnabas

C

C - Charity Trask

D

D = Dark themes

E

E - Elizabeth

F

F = Frid, J.

G

G - Gory happenings

H

H - Hallie Stokes

I

I = Interesting family

J

J = "Just stay away from my neck!"

K

K = Katherine Bruce

L

L - Loomis, Willy

M

M = My neck, my business

N

N - Barnabas might consider opening a business, "Necks, Inc."

O

O = Oh, not in this neck of the woods, Sir!

P

P = Peter Bradford

Q

Q = Quit looking at my neck!

R

R - Redirect your gaze, sir, to somewhere else besides my neck!

S

S = Staying focused on necks, says Barn

T

T - "Take it easy with those fangs!"

U

U - U. Spencer Stockbridge

V

V = Vampirism

W

W - Willie

X thru A

(Skipping X)

Y - Young David

Z

Z = Zingy feeling when the bite comes

Z

A = Angelique Bouchard

B

B = Bats

C

C - Collinwood, home of weird happenings

D

D = Devils in the details, and everywhere else too

E

E = Emory Bass

F

F = Fright

G

G = Gerard Stiles

H

H - Hall, Grayson

I

I - Istvan

J

J = Jagged edges where bites occur

K

K - "Keep away from my neck!"

L

L = Let's play hide and go seek (goes to coffin)

M

M - Bill Malloy

N

N - Nicholas Blair

O

O - Open mouth, insert fangs

P

P - Professor Stokes

Q

Q = Quentin

R

R - Rev. Trask

S

S = Sore, stiff necks from being bitten

T

T = Tad Collins

U

U - Unstoppable Barnabas

V

Vampires among us

W

W - Willie

X thru A

X - Xanthometer

Y

Yelling to stop biting me!

Z

Zombie

A

A - Alexis Stokes

B

B - Burke Devlin

C

C = Can't stop biting necks

D

D - Dirk Wilkins

E

Eagle's Hill Cemetery

F

F - Flora Collins

G

G - Garth Blackwood

H

Hellish

I

I - "I would like to take a look at your neck, please."

J

J = Just a quick bite and end it!

K

K - Kindly wait a moment while I engage my fangs!

L

L - Leticia Faye

M

M = Multiple bite wounds

N

N - Nasty neck bite wounds

O

Open mouth, insert neck

P

Paul Stoddard

Q

Q = Quest for blood

R

R - Robert Rodan

S

S - Sarah Johnson

T

T - Trasks

U

U = Uninvited vampires don't knock first

V

V - Vampires who are uninvited come anyway, unless it's an afternoon tea for example--then they say they're napping.

X hru A

Skipping X

Y

Y = Yabba Dabba Doo (not here, try Bedrock)

Z

Z - Zip-I got nuttin'.

A

A - Amanda Harris

B

B = Bones left over after you've been sucked dry by Barn

C

C - Children, David, Amy, and Hallie

D

D = David

E

E - Elizabeth

F

Frights

G

Ghastly, ghostly happenings

H

Harriet Collins

I

Itchy bite marks

J

Julianka

K

Killing not so softly

L

^LOL

Lacerations of the neck, common in Collinsport

M

My neck!

LOL^

N

N - Necks, Inc. - a new Collinsport storefront

O

O = Oh come all ye necks!

P

^LOL

P - The Neck Parade ... Judges?

Q - Quentin

R = Red blood

S

S - Mrs. Stoddard

T

T - Tom Jennings

U

U = Unruly bats

V

^LOL

V - Vampire(s)

W

W = Whale, The Blue

X

X - on David's test answers

Y

Y - Young Amy Jennings

Z

Z = Ze bats, Barn, ze bats!

A

A - Art Wallace, on the staff

B

B - Burke Devlin

C

C = Collins family

D

D = Diana Davila

E

E - Elizabeth

F

Frights

G

Ghastly happenings

H

Hand threatening Trask

I

Itchy bite marks

J

J - John Karlen

K - Karlen, John - lol

L

L = Love Bites (literally) ^LOL

M

^LOL

M - "Much impressed by your neck!"

N

N = Necks a-go-go

O

O - "Open mouth, insert neck," Barnabas' motto

P

P = Poor circulation Barn may have had

Q

Q = Quentin's Theme

R

R = Rabid bats

S

S - "Stay away from my neck!"

T

T = Talk to the neck

U

U - "Ugh! Not another bite--in the neck!"

V

V - Violet Welles, a writer on the show between 1969 and 1970

W

W - Werewolf curse on Chris and Quentin

X thru A

X = Hex

Y - Young Hallie

Z, A

Zany storylines

A

Asked Elizabeth: "Roger, where is Barnabas? Has he gone back to England?"

B

Beth Chavez

C

C - Charity Trask

D

D = Dark there in the shadows, isn't it?

E

E - Eerie, too!

F

F - Frank Garner

G

G = Ghosts

H

H - Hobgoblins lol

I

^LOL

I = Imps

J

J = Josette Collins

K

K = Killers

L

L - Leviathans

M

M - Mark Allen

N

N = Necks yearning to break free of collars

O

O - Open mouth, insert neck

P

P - Paul Stoddard

Q

Q = Quiet evenings in bed until a bat flaps his wings loudly

R

^LOL

R = Roger

S = Sarah Johnson

T

T = Teeth marks on necks

U

U - Unmitigated freedom to bite necks, Barnabas

Voracious appetite for blood

W

W - Willie

X thru A

Y - Young David Collins

Z

Z = Zither lessons David might have wanted

A

A - Aristede

B

B - Beth Chavez

C

Collins family

D

D - Darkness hours, Barnabas' active time

E

Evil

F

Frank Garner

G

Ghouls

H

H - Hobgoblins lol

I

I - I Wanna Dance With You

J

J = Just bite me and get it over with!

K

^LOL

K - Kiss - Barnabas has a different idea...

L

L - Leona Eltridge

M

McGuire, Jason

N

Naomi Collins

O

Open wide and insert neck here

P

P - Pansy Faye

Q

Q - Quentin

R

R = Red blood

S

S - Sam

T

T - Tom Jennings

U

U = Uninvited vampires

V

V = Victoria Winters

W

Winters, Victoria

X

X - is it a xylophone or wind chimes on the Collinwood breeze? Only the specters
know.

Y

Yearning for necks to be free of their collars

Z

Zeb Cartwright

A

Aches and pains in the neck a common ailment about town

B

B - Burke

C

C - Chris Jennings

D

Dastardly deeds

E

Ebenezer Collins - well, maybe there was one

F

Flora Collins

G

Graphic violence, not so much

H

H - Hand of Count Petofi

I

Itchy neck bite wounds

J

Judith Collins Trask

K

K - Keep those fangs away!

L

L - Leona Eltridge

M

Munching on necks in his spare time, Barnabas

N

^LOL

N - Not my neck again!

O

O - Oberon

P

Pickled necks perhaps?

Q

^LOL

Q - Queen of the Gypsies, Magda?

R

Reddish skin on necks, wonder why

S

Sheriff George Patterson

T

Toothsome vampires

U

U - Upper - Barnabas adjusted his upper fangs.

V

Vampires

W

Werewolves

X thru A

Angelique Stokes Collins

B

Barnabas

C

C - Collins family

D

D - Daphne Harridge

E

Evil lurking

F

Frank Garner

G

Gash marks in necks

H

Humbert Allen Astredo

I

Ice in the cocktails at the Blue Whale bar

J

Joe Haskell

K

Keith Prentice

L

Leticia Faye

M

Mangled necks

N

Necks Inc. - a company name Barnabas liked

O

Open wide, insert necks

P

Paul Stoddard

Q

Quiet, I'm trying to sneak up on that neck over there

R

Roger Davis

S

Sam Evans

T

Taking blood from necks

U

U - Uncovered neck, not a good idea around Collinwood

V

V - Victoria Winters

W

W = Winters, Victoria

X

X - Xylophone and a Victrola in Quentin's room

Y

Y - Kendrick Young

Z

Zulu warriors in Quentin's room :)

A