Sitcomwriter
10-26-2002, 01:11 PM
Please note that Susie ISN'T pregnant since this is MY 3rd season and that Susie and Jeff got back together in Season 3 because she was pregnant and also note that Larry,Jeff and Ted haven't bought Bobo's (yet) since that ALSO happened in season 3.Maybe I'll have them buy Bobo's but I don't know.
“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
#21:”The Gavin McLeod Project”
Cast:
Larry David as himself
Cheryl Hines as Cheryl David
Jeff Garlin as Jeff Greene
Susie Essman as Susie Greene
Richard Lewis as himself
Ted Danson as himself
(Opening Credits)
(Larry and Cheryl’s house.Larry and Cheryl are sitting at the Kitchen table.Larry is on the phone while Cheryl is reading a book called “Seinfeld for Dummies”)
Larry:Ok goodbye (Hangs up)
Cheryl:Who was that?
Larry:Gavin
Cheryl:Can you be more specific?
Larry:How many Gavins do we know?
Cheryl:Gavin McLeod is the only one I can think of
Larry:Exactly
Cheryl:What were you talking to Gavin McLeod for?
Larry:Remember that idea I pitched to ABC and HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss?
Cheryl:Yeah….
Larry:Well I’m pitching a show with Gavin McLeod as the same character….
Cheryl:Gavin McLeod as Eleanor?
Larry:A character LIKE Eleanor!
Cheryl:Ah
Larry:Well we’re pitching the idea to PAX
Cheryl:PAX?
Larry:It’s all that’s left
Cheryl:What about Showtime?
Larry:Gavin wants a family-friendly series
Cheryl:Family-Friendly? From the guy that wrote a Seinfeld episode about Masturbation contest?
Larry:What? You don’t think I can do Family-Friendly
Cheryl:No I don’t
Larry:Really?
Cheryl:Seriously
Larry:Ok….
Cheryl:Prove that you can!
Larry:FINE!
(Larry and Richard are walking down the Streets of LA)
Larry:So I’m going to pitch a new show to PAX….
Richard:Wait! PAX?
Larry:Yeah
Richard:A PAX show from the guy who calls his wife Hitler and his best friend a Mother ****er?
Larry:I don’t call you a mother ****er
Richard:I thought Keith Dabalsky was your best friend
Larry:Keith Dabalsky? I hate that mother ****er!
Richard:See?
Larry:It was Gavin’s idea
Richard:Gavin as in Gavin McLeod?
Larry:Yeah
Richard:Why don’t you do a show with me instead of doing a show with Gavin McLeod?
Larry:What’s the matter with Gavin McLeod?
Richard:He’s a Shmuck
Larry:I’m a Shmuck! You’re a Shmuck!
Richard:Yes but we’re good Shmucks
Larry:Is there such a thing as good Shmucks?
(Jeff’s Office.Larry is sitting down in front of Jeff’s desk)
Jeff:PAX?
Larry:What’s the matter with PAX?
Jeff:PAX Sucks!
Larry:It was all Gavin’s idea
Jeff:Larry PAX sucks some major balls
Larry:I know that but it’s what Gavin wanted
Jeff;I say march up to Gavin and say “Mother ****er! I hated The Love Boat! I hated The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I hate you but I want some major money so that’s the only reason I decided to do your bull****ty idea for a ****ing show!”
Larry:But I liked The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I like Gavin.He’s a nice guy!
Jeff:You’ve been sucked in Larry
Larry:What the **** do you mean?
Jeff;He’s sucking you into a world of utter family-friendly bull****
Larry:No he isn’t
Jeff:Yes he is
Larry:No he isn’t
Jeff:Yes he is
Larry:**** you!
Jeff:**** you!
(Larry walks out)
(Larry is walking alone with his hands in his pocket.Keith Dabalsky comes up to him)
Keith:Larry!
Larry:Keith!
Keith:So I heard that your pitching an idea to PAX for a show with Gavin McLeod
Larry:Yes I am
Keith:Larry I know I mustn’t be the only one asking you this but a Family-Friendly series? Why and How?
Larry:Why does every ****ing human being thing I can’t do a family-friendly series?
Keith:Because you just said ****ing
Larry:So did you
Keith:But I don’t use it every ****ing day
Larry:You just said it twice
Keith:**** you!
Larry:**** you!
(Larry and Cheryl are in bed together)
Cheryl:Well goodnight Larry
(Cheryl turns around and turns off the light by her and then puts her head on her pillow to fall asleep)
Larry:That all?
Cheryl:You have a meeting with Gavin in the morning
Larry:I know but called we just have some nooky?
(Cheryl gets turns her light back on and sits up)
Cheryl:Nooky?
(Closing Credits)
THE END
“Curb Your Enthusiasm”
#21:”The Gavin McLeod Project”
Cast:
Larry David as himself
Cheryl Hines as Cheryl David
Jeff Garlin as Jeff Greene
Susie Essman as Susie Greene
Richard Lewis as himself
Ted Danson as himself
(Opening Credits)
(Larry and Cheryl’s house.Larry and Cheryl are sitting at the Kitchen table.Larry is on the phone while Cheryl is reading a book called “Seinfeld for Dummies”)
Larry:Ok goodbye (Hangs up)
Cheryl:Who was that?
Larry:Gavin
Cheryl:Can you be more specific?
Larry:How many Gavins do we know?
Cheryl:Gavin McLeod is the only one I can think of
Larry:Exactly
Cheryl:What were you talking to Gavin McLeod for?
Larry:Remember that idea I pitched to ABC and HBO with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss?
Cheryl:Yeah….
Larry:Well I’m pitching a show with Gavin McLeod as the same character….
Cheryl:Gavin McLeod as Eleanor?
Larry:A character LIKE Eleanor!
Cheryl:Ah
Larry:Well we’re pitching the idea to PAX
Cheryl:PAX?
Larry:It’s all that’s left
Cheryl:What about Showtime?
Larry:Gavin wants a family-friendly series
Cheryl:Family-Friendly? From the guy that wrote a Seinfeld episode about Masturbation contest?
Larry:What? You don’t think I can do Family-Friendly
Cheryl:No I don’t
Larry:Really?
Cheryl:Seriously
Larry:Ok….
Cheryl:Prove that you can!
Larry:FINE!
(Larry and Richard are walking down the Streets of LA)
Larry:So I’m going to pitch a new show to PAX….
Richard:Wait! PAX?
Larry:Yeah
Richard:A PAX show from the guy who calls his wife Hitler and his best friend a Mother ****er?
Larry:I don’t call you a mother ****er
Richard:I thought Keith Dabalsky was your best friend
Larry:Keith Dabalsky? I hate that mother ****er!
Richard:See?
Larry:It was Gavin’s idea
Richard:Gavin as in Gavin McLeod?
Larry:Yeah
Richard:Why don’t you do a show with me instead of doing a show with Gavin McLeod?
Larry:What’s the matter with Gavin McLeod?
Richard:He’s a Shmuck
Larry:I’m a Shmuck! You’re a Shmuck!
Richard:Yes but we’re good Shmucks
Larry:Is there such a thing as good Shmucks?
(Jeff’s Office.Larry is sitting down in front of Jeff’s desk)
Jeff:PAX?
Larry:What’s the matter with PAX?
Jeff:PAX Sucks!
Larry:It was all Gavin’s idea
Jeff:Larry PAX sucks some major balls
Larry:I know that but it’s what Gavin wanted
Jeff;I say march up to Gavin and say “Mother ****er! I hated The Love Boat! I hated The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I hate you but I want some major money so that’s the only reason I decided to do your bull****ty idea for a ****ing show!”
Larry:But I liked The Mary Tyler Whore Show and I like Gavin.He’s a nice guy!
Jeff:You’ve been sucked in Larry
Larry:What the **** do you mean?
Jeff;He’s sucking you into a world of utter family-friendly bull****
Larry:No he isn’t
Jeff:Yes he is
Larry:No he isn’t
Jeff:Yes he is
Larry:**** you!
Jeff:**** you!
(Larry walks out)
(Larry is walking alone with his hands in his pocket.Keith Dabalsky comes up to him)
Keith:Larry!
Larry:Keith!
Keith:So I heard that your pitching an idea to PAX for a show with Gavin McLeod
Larry:Yes I am
Keith:Larry I know I mustn’t be the only one asking you this but a Family-Friendly series? Why and How?
Larry:Why does every ****ing human being thing I can’t do a family-friendly series?
Keith:Because you just said ****ing
Larry:So did you
Keith:But I don’t use it every ****ing day
Larry:You just said it twice
Keith:**** you!
Larry:**** you!
(Larry and Cheryl are in bed together)
Cheryl:Well goodnight Larry
(Cheryl turns around and turns off the light by her and then puts her head on her pillow to fall asleep)
Larry:That all?
Cheryl:You have a meeting with Gavin in the morning
Larry:I know but called we just have some nooky?
(Cheryl gets turns her light back on and sits up)
Cheryl:Nooky?
(Closing Credits)
THE END