View Full Version : GOLDEN GIRLS: fan fic


NMK_GG_FAN
10-25-2002, 10:07 PM
Here is a GG fan fic

Blanche-*coming out of her bedroom into the living room* Don't i look devastating?

Sophia- yeah....Devastating old

Dorthey-MA

Blanche-excuse me sophia but this happens to be a ralph lauren tennis skirt

Sophia- exuse me. 50 year old play boy bunny

Dorthey-excuse her Blanche, i upped her medication

sophia-ahh...that's why i had this sudden urge for pat sajac

Dorthey- *gives sophia a weird look*

Rose-*coming thru the door* I just discovered something?

Dorthey-what rose? that log rolling is not apart of the Olympics?

Rose- no, i discovered that people don't like when you drink from their sprinklers.

blanche-sometimes Rose i wonder if you have the brains of the a scarecrow.


more?

BonniesLilCutiePie
10-26-2002, 07:37 PM
Yes more! :lol:

GoldenGuy
10-27-2002, 01:14 AM
* Getting up from the floor* maybe *looks at the screen again and falls on the floor again, get's up* YES YES YES> More.

BonniesLilCutiePie
10-27-2002, 07:28 PM
:lol: Keep up the awesome work! :lol:

NMK_GG_FAN
10-27-2002, 10:33 PM
That same night

Blanche-It's a Saturday night and I dont have a date....I feel..I feel like...

Sophia-Dorthey

Blanche-exactly

Dorthey-*sarcastically* that's okay don't act like I'm here, keep talking about me

Blanche- all I no...is that I want do something tonight

Rose- let's do something wild

Dorthey- like what rose, play hide n' seek in the house?

Rose-no, but good idea...tho i was thinking more like..maybe you're no used to this, but let's drive up to a Wendy's and order...then drive away

Dorthey-OHH Too risky Rose *sarcastically*

Blanche- I know what we should do....volunteer to strip

Dorthey- for who Blanche men on life support

Sophia- in that case, they'd pull the plug on themselves looking at you three

*ring at the door bell*
*sophia answers the door*

Stan- hi it's me Stan
Sophia- did anybody order a youtz?
Stan- funny sophia, but you're going to love me after I tell you about my new invention....a plastic pig that sings "i want my baby back baby back ribs"
Dorthey- it sure beats the heck out of plastic dog poop
Blanche-sometimes stan I think you're inhaling to much of the paste from your tupay

more?

Jo/Blair_fan
04-23-2003, 08:53 PM
great job meghan (now i know why i'm not getting more fol fic from you.....j/k)

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan
05-07-2003, 01:19 PM
Yes! Post... :lol:. Sorry. It's just too funny. :lol: Post more soon. I want to see what happens next. This is JUST like GG. U must be a BIG fan.

Lisa_Marie_Presley_Fan
05-12-2003, 05:54 PM
*waiting for the next part*

LucyLova
05-16-2003, 01:46 PM
Please, more!!! LOL!!!! :lol: