Jinny Girl
10-23-2002, 10:27 PM
"Fear the Moose"
Once upon a time there was a Moose named Bob. Bob lived in Wyoming. Bob had a few friends, and everyone pretended to like Bob because thats what shallow people do. Everyone talk about Bob behind his back, so Bob got mad. Bobs pent up anger made him go crazy, and he killed everyone he knew. Then Bob ran away and lived in a hideout with a Rat named Steve from scotland. Steve was a cerial rapist. One day they were caught, and given the death penalty, and they died. Now Dead Bob and Dead Steve wander the purgatory together and bother people who lead a very bad, very evil life. Dead bob also likes to poke dead stuff with sticks. Dead Steve finally went to heaven because he prayed alot, and supposidly that does something... Dead Bob didn't, because Dead Bob killed 62 people. Dead Bob is now friends with a dead lump of rotting leaves, affectionately named "Dead Lump of Rotting leaves." Dead Bob is metally deranged.
I am Dead Bob.
Once upon a time there was a Moose named Bob. Bob lived in Wyoming. Bob had a few friends, and everyone pretended to like Bob because thats what shallow people do. Everyone talk about Bob behind his back, so Bob got mad. Bobs pent up anger made him go crazy, and he killed everyone he knew. Then Bob ran away and lived in a hideout with a Rat named Steve from scotland. Steve was a cerial rapist. One day they were caught, and given the death penalty, and they died. Now Dead Bob and Dead Steve wander the purgatory together and bother people who lead a very bad, very evil life. Dead bob also likes to poke dead stuff with sticks. Dead Steve finally went to heaven because he prayed alot, and supposidly that does something... Dead Bob didn't, because Dead Bob killed 62 people. Dead Bob is now friends with a dead lump of rotting leaves, affectionately named "Dead Lump of Rotting leaves." Dead Bob is metally deranged.
I am Dead Bob.