But suddenly, a new apple pie has emerged.

George and Elaine went to a ____ market in Westchester.

George and Elaine went to a stories market in Westchester.

Why don't we take the phrase, "kicking in a _______ "and we tweak it?

Why don't we take the phrase "kicking in a screen door" and we tweak it?

By the way, Elaine, thank you for laying out for the Arabian Mocha ____.

By the way, Elaine, thank you for laying out for the Arabian Mocha Bosco

What is the appeal of the _______

What is the appeal of the smelly car?

I ski, I fish, I pillage, I ______.

I ski, I fish, I pillage, I crease, crumple, cram

You have no moral ______

You have no moral busboys.

You really smell ______?

You really smell the roses?

Oh, we lost the _____ half-hour ago.

Oh, we lost the muffin tops half-hour ago.

These are Jimmy's _______ shoes.

These are Jimmy's Clown shoes.

This was supposed to be the summer of______

This was supposed to be the summer of cold showers.

They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the infield tarp and all of Mr. Steinbrenner's ________.

They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the infield tarp and all of Mr.Steibrenner's calzones.

Don't mess with the _____ buddy

Don't mess with the Jimmy, buddy.

See you downstairs at the _____.

See you downstairs at the orgy

.My presence in that ______ could only hurt my chances

My presence in that man-made prison could only hurt my chances.

It's like you gotta ask permission to use the ______.

It's like you gotta ask permission to use the posse!

Is this the ______ talk or the nickname talk?

Is this the calzone talk or the nickname talk?

Costanza, what is that you're ______?

Costanza, what is that you're jumping for?

Jerry Seinfeld is a dangerous ________

Jerry Seinfeld is a dangerous turkey.

What, this yellow _____?

What, this yellow Chinese balm?

Frankly, I perfer the company of _______

Frankly, I prefer the company of busboys.

Why do we think that glasses makes us look more _______?

Why do we think that glasses makes us look more pious?

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of _______

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of making his own pies.

The ____-box incident.

The Tampax-box incident.

That's an _______ lip kiss

That's an ex-girlfriend lip kiss.

It's not easy to ____ the toe.

It's not easy to kiss the toe

Not one house to rent in all of_______

Not one house to rent in all of Chicago.

Do you know anyone on the _____, Mr. Palone?

Do you know anyone on the Horizon,Mr. Palone

I'm the one _______ for those crop circles

I'm the one getting very sudsy for those crop circles.

They serve _____ at 6 a.m.?

They serve salmon at 6 a.m.?

She was ________ the floor with me

She was yada yadaing the floor with me.

The _______, Jerry, it's crumbling.

The Black and White Cookie, Jerry, it's crumbling.

He told me he was just using me for_______

He told me he was just using me for some kishka.

It's kind of a stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers _____ it.

It's kind of a stuffed meat thing. Israeli soldiers chew it.

Ramirez has never heard your ______story.

Ramirez has never heard your mutant grape story.

There was once a mutant grape that terrorized an entire _____ in the Texas panhandle.

There was once a mutant grape that terrorized an entire Biosphere in the Texas panhandle

I'm a man who respects a good________

I'm a man who respects a good athlete's foot.

What's the point of ________ it anymore.

What's the point of juicing it anymore

Jerry! Instead of _________ he went with bass.

Jerry! Instead of chicken salad on rye, he went with bass.

You know chicken salad is not the opposite of _________.

You know chicken salad is not the opposite of Halibut!

And now the search for the right _________ begins

And now the search for the right okra begins.

Can I borrow your _______?

Can I borrow your Manzier?

Are we just proud of ________ that comes out of us?

Are we just proud of any mousse that comes out of us?

Kramer put mousse in his _____.

Kramer put mousse in his swimsuit

Well this I take to the ______

Well this I take to the confines of the honor system.

My mother wants me to see a _______ now.

My mother wants me to see a orgy guy now

Hey I got a rubber ________thing going here

Hey I got a rubber clown check thing going here.

Don't forget where the _____ is parked.

Don't forget where the rickshaw is parked.

He likes to fly by the seat of his _______ pants

He likes to fly by the seat of his puffy pants.

So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some _______?

So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Pez?

I must be at the nexus of the_______

I must be at the nexus of the worlds colliding.

I say that guy was _____ without his glasses.

I say that guy was sponge-worthy without his glasses.

All right, but your _________ needs a lot of work.

All right, but your shower head needs a lot of work.

I've seen the way ______ look at you.

I've seen the way New York Yankees look at you.

He thinks he can ______ more than Izzy

He thinks he can wink more than Izzy.

Veggie sandwich and a __________?

Veggie sandwich and a Juicy Fruit.

Did you mess with ______, Jerry?

Did you mess with the sponge, Jerry?

I'd just come from ____ a speedboat.

Did you mess with the sponge, Jerry?

I'd just come from ____ a speedboat.

It's like you gotta ask permission to use the wheelchair.

Nobody is _______ than me

Nobody is froggier than me.

You gotta stand behind your _____.

You gotta stand behind your Gammy!

You know about the _____ sizes and all?

Nobody is froggier than me.

You gotta stand behind your _____.

You gotta stand behind your Condom!

How do you eat them with your _______

How do you eat them with your big salad?

Steve Gendason has been taken to police headquarters for questioning
in the murder of ________.

Steve Gendason has been taken to police headquarters for questioning
in the murder of Golden Boy

I think they may have sutured that thing to your_______

I think they may have sutured that thing to your puffy shirt.

Mr. Papanicolas saw ____ from across the street.

Mr. Papanicolas saw the Urban Sombrero from across the street

Eating a block of ________ the size of a car battery

Eating a block of apple pie the size of a car battery

He didn't wipe his ______ off.

He didn't wipe his Frogger off.

It's a _______ miracle

It's a Marsha Mason miracle.

When I was 17, I ran away from home and hopped a ________ to Sweden.

When I was 17, I ran away from home and hopped a Hook and Ladder truck to Sweden

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched ________

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched rat hat.

I had the upper ____ in the post-breakup relationship.

I had the upper springboard in the post-breakup relationship

Believe me George, you can _______ on Slippery Pete.

Believe me George, you can get gonorrhea on Slippery Pete.

Kramer and Mickey Abbott get a ______ gig.

Kramer and Mickey Abbott get a Rickshaw gig

You better think again______

You better think again, Snoopy.

Everything's going great, except basically, I'm paying for ____.

Everything's going great, except basically, I'm paying for the risotto

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of________

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

I flew too close to the sun on wings of ________.

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

I flew too close to the sun on wings of ________.

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Fusilli.

This bizarre ______ Experiment must end!

I flew too close to the sun on wings of Fusilli.

This bizarre ______ Experiment must end!

This bizarre Naked Gun Experiment must end!

Why don't you check the TV Guide? I think ________ is on.

Why don't you check the TV Guide? I think Canadian Parliament is on.

You think they have _______ there don't you

You think they have tractors there don't you.

It's a different world when you're with a _____ guy.

It's a different world when you're with a janitor guy.

Yeah! You've been stinking since the _________

Yeah! You've been stinking since the Cloud Club.

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this _________?

Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this Laundromat?

It would be nice to care about_______

It would be nice to care about Jimmy's training shoes.

Moving to ________ set Jimmy back a bit.

Moving to a prison in Turkey, set Jimmy back a bit

This is the most public yet of my many ______

This is the most public yet of my many cold showers.

Cold showers? They're for _________.

Cold showers? They're for preparing dinner

That ______ dude is pretty cold, huh?

That sidesplittingly funny dude is pretty cold, huh?

We all want the hand. Hand is tough to _____.

We all want the hand. Hand is tough to shrink

Some mental defective put something _______on her leg.

Some mental defective put something out of control on her leg.

Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts _______ me.

Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts poisoning me

Three buddies sitting around chewing ______

Three buddies sitting around chewing Junior Mints

It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's _______.

It's chocolate, it's peppermint. It's Superman!

Ramirez has never heard your _______ story.

Ramirez has never heard your pesto story.

And your last name? It's just Elaine. Like _____.

And your last name? It's just Elaine. Like Bozo the clown?

He likes to ______ by the seat of his vintage pants

He likes to take an IQ test by the seat of his vintage pants.

I've never been a guinea pig. Been a sheep, been a _____...

I've never been a guinea pig. Been a sheep, been a homosexual.

Oh, we lost the _______half-hour ago.

Oh, we lost the animal sexuality half-hour ago.

You take ____ out of this relationship, it is just torture.

You take Religion out of this relationship, it is just torture

Did I tell you this guy was _____

Did I tell you this guy was wearing my slingback pumps.

That's Barry Prophet, our _______.

That's Barry Prophet, our three-legged dog.

_______in a bowl could be a meal

Pez in a bowl could be a meal.

Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and _______.

Mr. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and scissors.

Oh I've got to start taking these stupid warnings more _______

Oh I've got to start taking these stupid warnings with more cologne.

What kind of a sick _______ are we living in when nice is bad?

What kind of a sick biosphere are we living in when nice is bad?

I will feed your _______ to a wolf

I will feed your pinky toe to a wolf.

Once I tried to bribe a ______ at the Roller Derby.

Once I tried to bribe a Library Cop at the Roller Derby

Hey I've got a real thing about_______

Hey I've got a real thing about a bad side, an ugly side.

Why don't you just _____ Jeffrey.

Why don't you just punch Jeffrey

It's just so much______

It's just so much red dots.

Gary is forced to give up his ___________.

Gary is forced to give up his Juicy Fruit

You're quite ______ you know

You're quite the El Clown-o you know.

Without bills, ________ and junk mail, there is no mail.

Without bills, trash. and junk mail, there is no mail.

Oh, I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own____

Oh, I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own apple pie.

Hey, buddy, where's my thank-you _____?

Hey, buddy, where's my thank-you poke?

For I have seen the ______ on your soul

For I have seen the Yankee franks on your soul.

Just because I'm not working doesn't mean I don't have any _____.

Just because I'm not working doesn't mean I don't have any Muffin Tops!

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a _______

What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a new radar detector?

With a series of _____ and flashing lights.

With a series of swirls and flashing lights.

He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin_______

He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin an interpersonal experience.

That ought to get us a free ______.

That ought to get us a free massage

Snubbed her not that I condone it_______

Snubbed her not that I condone the Benes tattoo.

Oh, the busboy left the _____ a little close to the candle.

Oh, the busboy left the cat a little close to the candle.

Jerry. How about a baggy_______

Jerry. How about a baggy nose job.

What's her husband's name again? Chip? _____?

What's her husband's name again? Chip?,Chang?

Right next to the_______

Right next to the bagel shop

I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow ____.

I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow the size of a car battery.

Frankly, I perfer the company of _______

Frankly, I perfer the company of Woody Allen.

Right out of the clear _____ sky?

Right out of the clear pickle jar sky?

And now the search for the right _______ begins

And now the search for the right salty pretzel begins.

I need you to drive me home because I'll be all ________.

I need you to drive me home because I'll be all snubbed!

I never met a man who knew so much about _______

I never met a man who knew so much about the placenta.

After sucking comes ______?

After sucking comes eating a block of cheese

Anybody knows you got to keep your ______ apart

Anybody knows you got to keep your silver mines in the mountains of Peru apart.

Get the feel of their condiments, of their _________.

Get the feel of their condiments, of their pickles

This was supposed to be the summer of _______

This was supposed to be the summer of The Butter Shave.

I feel like an out-of-work _____ star.

I feel like an out-of-work Wrestling star.

You are a laughingstock. You are a______

You are a laughingstock. You are becoming one of the glitterati.


Frankenstein didn't seem quite right to me. I missed the _____ jacket.

Frankenstein didn't seem quite right to me. I missed the Frier's jacket.

Three buddies sitting around chewing ________

Three buddies sitting around chewing cranberry juice.

So have you ever done this kind of _____ before?

So have you ever done this kind of trash eating before?

Hey Willy, check it out! Free _____

Hey Willy, check it out! Free Snickers bars.

Well, someone's been cashing the checks, and you're ______.

Well, someone's been cashing the checks, and you'rein the deep end?

Well let me tell you something ______boy

Well let me tell you something tractor boy.

To me, the "Hakuna Matata" is not nearly as embarrassing as the Cup-a-_____.

To me, the "Hakuna Matata" is not nearly as embarrassing as the Cup-a-Mutton.

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real _______

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real pony remark.

I mean, who has a ______ on a Wednesday?

I mean, who has a brouhaha. on a Wednesday?

My presence in that office could only hurt my_______

My presence in that office could only hurt my busboy.

George decides to convert to __________.

George decides to convert to Frogger

I will feed your ______ to a wolf

I will feed your nose job to a wolf.

It's ball boys, not ball ____.

It's ball boys, not ball Cubans

Well let me tell you something ______ boy

Well let me tell you something clown boy.

The ______ club meets in a few days.

Well let me tell you something clown boy.

The ______ club meets in a few days.

The philanthropist club meets in a few days

Eating a block of _______ the size of a car battery

The philanthropist club meets in a few days

Eating a block of _______ the size of a car battery

Eating a block of coffee cake the size of a car battery

My ______ once impregnated a woman named Pauline.

My Clown once impregnated a woman named Pauline

Hey _________ got nuttin' on this mutton

Hey, muffin tops got nuttin' on this mutton.

Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little ______.

Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little naked!

I hate her like ______

I hate her like closet space.

What do I need more ______ space for?

What do I need more head space for?

You're quite _____ you know

You're quite wide-open underneath you know,

See, you two were hogging the _____.

See, you two were hogging the rickshaw!

Well let me tell you something ________ boy

Well let me tell you something waist cincher boy.

I'm thinking of a number from one to _____.

I'm thinking of a number from one to a million

What you're cheating on your _______ test?

What you're cheating on your busboy test?

What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of _____.

What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of chewing gum.

You think you can get______?

What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of chewing gum.

You think you can get______?

You think you can get him some socks?

The ones you wear with ______.

The ones you wear with Jimmy's shoes.

I wanted to talk about how we had _______ to talk about.

I wanted to talk about how we had Gore-Tex to talk about.

I haven't worn this ______ since I had it dry-cleaned.

I haven't worn this bow tie since I had it dry-cleaned.

Jerry. How about a baggy _______

Jerry. How about a baggy pair of Botticelli shoes.

I can't wait to get me a _____ and make my own pie.

I can't wait to get me a big matzoh ball and make my own pie

Go ahead to your ______ meeting

Go ahead to your Twix meeting.

Remember, we went to that _____ at his house?

Remember, we went to that conversion at his house?

My idiot son could open that ______ door

My idiot son could open that Diplomat's Club door.

Mr. Pitt puts ______ in his will.

Mr. Pitt puts Snicker bars in his will.

Oh that's a pile of ________ there

Oh that's a pile of pig-men there.

George decides to tell _______ his code.

George decides to tell Farfel his code.

Before you go, would you mind changing my ______

Before you go, would you mind changing my secret code.

For 75 cents, I don't want to get ______.

For 75 cents, I don't want to get Pez

I don't need any ideas. It's a show about________

I don't need any ideas. It's a show about clowns.

Melissa is a woman who is comfortable being _______.

Melissa is a woman who is comfortable being fluctuated.

I'd have to get _____ friends

I'd have to get Chinese restaurant friends.

They're men with _____, Jerry!

They're men with puffy shirts, Jerry!

So grab your ______ if you need one. It's go-time

So grab your Jon Voight pencil if you need one. It's go-time.

George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by ________.

George buys a convertible he thinks was once owned by a bald woman

hey? you think if I jumped off this _______ I'd get hurt?

Hey? You think if I jumped off this Mom and Pop store I'd get hurt?

If you know the name of this next _____, call 555-BAND.

If you know the name of this next Commie call 555-BAND.

This bizarre _______ Experiment must end!

This bizarre singles' weekend in the Poconos experiment must end!

Every time I come in, I'll have to _____ around like a cat burglar.

Every time I come in, I'll have to hang around like a cat burglar

Frankly, I perfer the company of _________

Frankly, I prefer the company of ponies.

Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my _______.

Yeah, I'm getting rid of all my lipstick!

You can smell me without the ______

You can smell me without the bubble boy.

Who invaded _____ in the 8th century?

Who invaded Yonkers in the 8th century?

Barney's has _______mirrors

Who invaded Yonkers in the 8th century?

Barney's has _______mirrors

Barney's has Chinese restaurant mirrors.

Make it one job. Cop/_______ man.

Make it one job. Cop/rickshaw man.

I'm much more happy criticizing people behind their _____

I'm much more happy criticizing people behind their pinky toes.

You should've told the story about Pachyderm dropping the _____.

You should've told the story about Pachyderm dropping the crazy clown .

________are much better for your sperm count.

Cotton Dockers are much better for your sperm count.

So he refused to tell you where he got the ________?

So he refused to tell you where he got the crested blazer?

What are you going to do on the ________?

What are you going to do on the Redd Foxx record?

That might have been one of the worst all-time ______.

What are you going to do on the Redd Foxx record?

That might have been one of the worst all-time ______.

That might have been one of the worst all-time matzoh ball.

You'll _________ yourself right out of the contest

You'll walk out, twirl, walk off yourself right out of the contest.

Alton Benes is your _______?

Alton Benes is your Lex Luthor?

Brother costanzo will be taking the vow of________

Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of The Label Baby Junior.

We have to put the _____ in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it.

We have to put the Twix in a neutral place where no one will tamper with it

Oh you're afraid he might look like ______ the pinhead

Oh you're afraid he might look like Bozo the pinhead.

They combine forces into some kind of strange mutant _____.

They combine forces into some kind of strange mutant Frankenstein.

Fine, it's a sculpture of ________

Fine, it's a sculpture of levels.

Start packing up your little ______ toys, buddy boy.

Start packing up your little pleasure toys, buddy boy.

His whole life is a _______camp

His whole life is a a half man, half pig camp.

I don't know why he asked ____ to be godfather.

I don't know why he asked Farfel to be godfather

What the hell I'll just eat some ________

What the hell I'll just eat some grapes that rolled on the floor.

Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more _______.

Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Mudders.

_________in a bowl could be a meal

Apple Pie in a bowl could be a meal.

May I suggest the possibility that you're ______.

May I suggest the possibility that you're a hooker?

You think they have ______ there don't you

You think they have rat hats there don't you.

Why don't you just ____ Jeffrey.

Why don't you just Storm Trooper Jeffrey

The ______ of the animal

The Beef-o-Reeno of the animal

Remember that _____ from Wurtsboro?

Remember that homosexual from Wurtsboro?

Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of _____?

Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of marble rye bread?

George plans to sneak _______ into the Rosses' kitchen.

George plans to sneak chewing gum into the Rosses' kitchen

He's a _______ they don't know how to do anything

He's a fish eating my laughs, they don't know how to do anything.

You got any shredded ______?

You got any shredded chewing gum?

That's a pretty big ________ hanging out there.

That's a pretty big extra ticket to the Giants game hanging out there.

I feel _____ after the risotto.

I feel like a cheap hooker after the risotto.

We are friends of a serial _____

We are friends of a serial virgin.

But, see, look at the ______. It's fraying.

But, see, look at the diaper. It's fraying

.All right hang on ________ you're going to make it

All right hang on Bozo, you're going to make it.

Yuri Testikov, the _____ writer.

Yuri Testikov, the crazy writer.

he's a male bimbo, he's a ________

He's a male bimbo, he's an affectionate caricature.

My friend Judy recommended me for a job at _______.

My friend Judy recommended me for a job at the garbage dump.

This was supposed to be the summer of _______

This was supposed to be the summer of Hampton tomatoes.

No. It's not aluminum siding. It's _______ work.

No. It's not aluminum siding. It's posse work.

_______dispenser on her leg

big salad dispenser on her leg

Well, I'll tell you, a nice ______ card can really lift a person's spirits.

Well, I'll tell you, a nice suicide card can really lift a person's spirits.

Flashy, making the ______, flaunting convention.

Flashy, making the good haircuts, flaunting convention.

It's Enzo's day off. _______ is there all by himself.

It's Enzo's day off, Neuman is there all by himself.

And now the search for the right________t begins

And now the search for the right anti-dentite begins.

Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's ______ jokes.

Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Pope and Raquel Welch jokes

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a ______

I feel like I'm a little too close to trying on a puffy shirt.

You don't think that someone having a ______ warrants an exclamation point?

You don't think that someone having a quickie warrants an exclamation point?

He thinks he can lift more than _______