He thinks he can lift more than Tatiana.

You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a _____?

You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a diaper?

Jerry. How about a _______ swimsuit?

Jerry. How about a rat swimsuit?

How did you ____ the hamstring?

How did you balm the hamstring?

Do you need some help with that _______

Do you need some help with that kiss hello.

So Joey's a great lover of the ______.

So Joey's a great lover of the bizarre Harrad

I put it on last night and ______ in it

I put it on last night and put my nose in it.

Her nose is a little _____.

I put it on last night and put my nose in it.

Her nose is a little _____.

Her nose is a little pious.

Don't you offer an _______ conversion?

Don't you offer an English Patient conversion?

Look what I got for you for your Florida ______.

Look what I got for you for your Florida Orgy!

Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of ______?

Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of smelly jockstraps?

So when the phone rings you have to answer, ______ Industries.

So when the phone rings you have to answer, Bogus Industries

Posing as a girlfriend for _______

Posing as a girlfriend for the murderers!

You were so fast with those ____.

You were so fast with those diapers.

All right hang on ________you're going to make it

All right hang on, Harry Flemming, you're going to make it.

Your mother doesn't like my taste in ______.

Your mother doesn't like my taste in Marble Rye

Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps ________ this man's name

Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps Harry Flemming was this man's name.


She'll be out for at least a week from her new Broadway show, ___________: The Musical.

Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps Harry Flemming was this man's name.


She'll be out for at least a week from her new Broadway show, ___________: The Musical.

She'll be out for at least a week from her new Broadway show, Little Jerry: The Musical.

They call him a _______

They call him a a shellfish connoisseur.

I think we really need to be in front of a ______.

I think we really need to be in front of a fancy fire.

a fake house in the________

a fake house in the new Chinese-Spanish place

No, I love a good Chinese-Spanish ________.

No, I love a good Chinese-Spanish dog.

You'll_________yourself right out of the contest

You'll be having an unadvertised sale yourself right out of the contest.

It wouldn't be fair to the other ______.

It wouldn't be fair to the other paranormals.

So a Maestro tells you to put a ______ on and you do it?

So a Maestro tells you to put an overdue book from 1971 on and you do it?

That's a _____ a day for 20 years.

That's a cockfight a day for 20 years.

His ______ wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.

His Dewey Decimal System wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.

This woman's completely _______ me.

This woman's completely humped me

What the hell I'll just eat some ______

What the hell I'll just eat some apple pie.

Pretty quick for a catered ______.

Pretty quick for a catered caper.

Yeah this has got_______written all over it

Yeah this has got big red sash written all over it.

I thought you had a _____ in lthaca.

I thought you had a Urban Sombrero in lthaca

My presence in that _______ could only hurt my chances

My presence in that breast pocket could only hurt my chances.

You said ________ was in financial trouble.

You said a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist was in financial trouble

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real________

It was a real melee. Yeah, a real spraying blueberry crepe burned him pretty badly.

I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a _____ in England.

I'm sorry, but I'm taking Neil to a Cockfight in England.

Okay we're broken up for the rest of the _______

Okay we're broken up for the rest of the weight-lifting contest.

Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the ______?

Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the soft-serve machine.

________, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Pudding skin singles, my friend, that's what happened to me.

And every morning I eat a ____.

And every morning I eat a Squirrel.

George can't______

George can't get these things open.

I do not need sharp, interlocking _____ teeth.

I do not need sharp, interlocking Godzilla teeth.

What the hell is a ________ anyway?

Shark

What are you doing Mr. Seinfeld in the bathroom?

What are you doing Mr. Seinfeld in the bathroom?

Morty: Take a wild guess.

I don't wanna be a ______.

I don't wanna be a George!

You've never heard of _____ the clown?

You've never heard of Morty the clown?

You should have lived in the '20s and '30s. Men wore ____ all the time then.

You should have lived in the '20s and '30s. Men wore hair hats all the time then.

She did a full body flex on a _____ jar

She did a full body flex on a salsa jar.

You threw off my ________.

You threw off my adolescent high jinx.

Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps ______was this man's name

Momma had taken a lover. Perhaps Hennigan was this man's name

And then they fired a gun right up in the _____!

And then they fired a gun right up in the fake house in the Hamptons.

Well I got a ________ for you joy-boy

Well I got a bottle of Bosco for you joy-boy.

All right, Jerry, come on. Pick up the _____ so we can go.

All right, Jerry, come on. Pick up the Hooker so we can go.

Hey Willy, check it out! Free _______

FREE PEPSI!!!

Lets go get some _____________ and have some fun :)

Lets go get some and remember that, kids have some fun

Well, munjamba. just joked yourself right out of that _______

Well, munjamba, just joked yourself right out of that opera ticket.

Why'd France give that to _____ anyway?

Why'd France give that to Bozo anyway

Posing as a girlfriend for ______

Posing as a girlfriend for the lip reader

Kramer and Naomi decide to go to the _____.

Kramer and Naomi decide to go to the cockfight.

It was a real ______

It was a real big salad.

This guy from my old ________, Lloyd Braun.

This guy from my old Zoo, Lloyd Braun

Don't ______ to me, butter bean

This guy from my old Zoo, Lloyd Braun

Don't ______ to me, butter bean

Don't say giddyup to me, butter bean.

Tommy Tune is a very good _______.

Tommy Tune is a very good Mechanic

.What the hell I'll just eat some______

Tommy Tune is a very good busboy.

Gavin asks Jerry to take care of his _____.

What the hell I'll just eat some muffin tops.

_____ are made from Lycra spandex.

Breast are made from Lycra spandex.

Did I tell you this guy was_______?

Did I tell you this guy was sniffing?

He can write checks to _____ from my account.

He can write checks to Casus belli from my account.

Believe me George, you can _______ on Slippery Pete.

Believe me George, you can take a pony ride on Slippery Pete.

Jake Jarmel broke up with Elaine after she bought some ____.

Jake Jarmel broke up with Elaine after she bought some crackers.Oh,

I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own _____

I can't wait to get a fellow and make my own Lyme disease.

She did some outdoor version of _____ in Danbury, Connecticut.

She did some outdoor version of Rochelle, Rochelle in Danbury, Connecticut

Mrs Seinfeld I'm begging you put on the ______ conditioning

Mrs. Seinfeld I'm begging you put on the butter shave conditioning.

I might have another shot at a _____.

Mrs. Seinfeld I'm begging you put on the butter shave conditioning.

I might have another shot at a _____.

I might have another shot at a bad chicken.

In other words, you held out for... less _______

In other words, you held out for less salsa.

My ____ broke down on the Belt Parkway.

My rickshaw broke down on the Belt Parkway.

Run the ______ by yourselves! I quit!

Run the busboy by yourselves! I quit!

How about the seedless ______? What an invention.

How about the seedless candy? What an invention.

I always look ______

I always look at anyone who had a pony.

I just walked by there, and that car is _____.

I just walked by there, and that car is glitterati.

_________ in a bowl could be a meal

An eclair from the trash in a bowl could be a meal.

Boy, you can really _____ some trash.

Boy, you can really eat some trash.

Don't you offer an Express ______?

Don't you offer an Express butter shave?

He's out in front arguing with some guy about a __________.

He's out in front arguing with some guy about a sexual dalliance.

Are we just proud of anything that comes out of _____?

Are we just proud of anything that comes out of the English patient?

Are they _______ Kramer's coffee table book?

Are they naked in Kramer's coffee table book?

It's almost _______ if we didn't

It's almost yada yada if we didn't.

I'm gonna go down to the precinct, have lunch with _____.

I'm gonna go down to the precinct, have lunch with Bozo.

Brother costanzo will be taking the vow of_________

Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of not being able to tell if there are bugs in his food.

Hear about that kid that was kidnapped the other day in _______?

Hear about that kid that was kidnapped the other day in Ziggy bed sheets?

Boxers are much better for your______ count.

Boxers are much better for your kiss hello count.

____ got propylparaben?

Cubans got propylparaben?

Jerry. How about a baggy______?

Jerry. How about a baggy of marble rye?

You know, maybe it was a reaction to the ______.

Jerry. How about a baggy of marble rye?

You know, maybe it was a reaction to the ______.

You know, maybe it was a reaction to the Juicy Fruit.

I probably can't hold a job or keep a ______

You know, maybe it was a reaction to the Juicy Fruit.

I probably can't hold a job or keep a ______

I probably can't hold a job or keep a pony.

Oh, you hung up on my ____?

Oh, you hung up on my Lex Luthor!

Hey I've got a real thing about______

Hey I've got a real thing about bum checks.

Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally ______ the wrong people!

Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally sushed the wrong people!

They're only comfortable with their ______

They're only comfortable with their hipster doofus.

Kramer goes on strike from a _____ shop.

Kramer goes on strike from a Mom and Pop shop.

No you idiot hawks eat ______

No you idiot hawks eat Snowball!

Hey, you know, I'm on the phone with the ____.

Hey, you know, I'm on the phone with the denogginizer!

Hey salads got nuttin' on this_______

Hey salads got nuttin' on this muffin.

Excuse me, what ______ are we on?

Hey salads got nuttin' on this muffin.

Excuse me, what ______ are we on?

Excuse me, what Biosphere are we on?

Before you go, would you mind changing my________?

Before you go, would you mind changing my puffy shirt?

He's gonna send a black and white to ____ us up.

He's gonna send a black and white to trash us up.

Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next _______

Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next kiss hello.

Maybe your mom didn't _____ you enough.

Maybe your mom didn't debunk you enough.

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched ________

Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched pony.

I ever tell you how much I ______ you?

I ever tell you how much I puke you?

I'm the _______ of any guy you've ever met

I'm the bubble boy of any guy you've ever met.

Kramer leaves a lit cigar near some _______, which causes a fire.

Kramer leaves a lit cigar near some money, which causes a fire

.Hey Willy, check it out! _____ Candy!

Hey Willy, check it out! Easter Bunny Candy!

I saw Newman talking to the _____.

I saw Newman talking to the Maestro

And now the search for the right ________ begins

And now the search for the right label maker begins.

The pickle breath is a good ______.

The pickle breath is a good covenant of the keys.

No. I don't want you _______ out the neck hole.

No. I don't want you burning out the neck hole.

I signed up to do volunteer work with ________.

I signed up to do volunteer work with the ass man.

He has _______ his last leg.

He has dangled his last leg.

As you will see, the candy bar is paid for and yet remains ________ in the machine.

As you will see, the candy bar is paid for and yet remains under glass. in the machine.

Just a little ______I like to call, "You’ll see"

Just a little goiter I like to call, "You’ll see"

Why would a little ____ like that bother me?

Why would a little Urban Sombrero. like that bother me?

Did you mess with ______, Jerry?

Did you mess with Sergio Mendes, Jerry?

Hey, that guy can't even _______ in South America.

Hey, that guy can't even fluctuate in South America.

Oh you'r the boyfriend...Here for a _______?

Oh you're the boyfriend...Here for a tea with milk in it?

I think old people should be allowed to _____ their age.

I think old people should be allowed to fake their age.

I told you God would never let me be_____

I told you God would never let me be a zombie.

It's a matter of simple ______, for God's sake.

It's a matter of simple heightening., for God's sake

You say that _______was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld?

You say that Mr. Pitt was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld?

I met an ________, and we really hit it off.

You say that Mr. Pitt was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld?

I met an ________, and we really hit it off.

I met a Clown, and we really hit it off.

It should be based on who's the ________

It should be based on who's the cheapest.

I just got a brand-new ________, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?

I just got a brand-new jock strap, doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of _______

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of not eating any more stored food.

After that kidney stone, I only want fresh _____.

After that kidney stone, I only want fresh Halibut.

Did I tell you this guy was ______?

Did I tell you this guy was really creepy?

These are _____ soaps.

These are TV soaps.

Jerry. How about a baggy_______?

Jerry. How about a baggy black eye?

I'm not going. Didn't he get busted by the board of ______?

I'm not going. Didn't he get busted by the board of Canadian Parliament.

Will you run away like a ________

Will you run away like a horse who pulls a hansom cab?

George asks Kramer to take Susan's parents out for a ________.

George asks Kramer to take Susan's parents out for a fancy meeting.

a fake house in the ______

a fake house in the game of Risk

The Drake's wedding is off because he tried to _______.

The Drake's wedding is off because he tried to ring that bell.

That Michael Jordan is so ______

That Michael Jordan is so Romanian.

You didn't tell me she was a _______.

You didn't tell me she was a Dairy Queen!

Oh I've got to start _______ these stupid warnings more seriously

Oh I've got to start puking these stupid warnings more seriously.

George is such a great _____.

George is such a great feet in the soft-serve machine?

This bizarre ______ Experiment must end!

This bizarre Elmer Fudd Experiment must end!

Who told you to have a hot _____?

Who told you to have a hotdog?

A fake house in the _______

A fake house in the flea market

Don't start the _____!

Don't start the rickshaw.

Big hefty stinking ______

Big hefty stinking salad

Oh, handful of ______.

Oh, handful of raisinettes.

Little Jerry was born to _____

Little Jerry was born to butter shave.

George gets a job with a company that makes _______.

George gets a job with a company that makes Flaming globes of Sigmond!

You have a garbage disposal in your _______?

You have a garbage disposal in your house in the Hamptons?

I have never seen one episode of _________ in my life.

I have never seen one episode of Elaine does the upper west side in my life.

What the hell is a ______, anyway?

What the hell is a yogurt smoothie anyway?

I'm Lou Filerman. I'm ____ here.

I'm Lou Filerman. I'm fat starving here.

Looking at ________is like looking at the sun

Looking at Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer is like looking at the sun.

Maybe I'll get a _____ with French-fried onion rings.

Maybe I'll get a Halibut with French-fried onion rings.

Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's ______?

Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's apple pie?

When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna _______?

When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna shrink?

What's in the _____ end?

What's in the Cuban cigar end?

People think I'm a mental ______.

People think I'm a mental joy-boy.

Oh that's a pile of _____ there

Oh that's a pile of manure there.

Kramer buys a _____ slicer.

Kramer buys a Golf slicer.

I'll _____you my puffy shirt!

I'll show you my puffy shirt!

That's how you ______ when you're pulling a bank job.

That's how you toilet when you're pulling a bank job.

But this time, advantage ______

But this time, advantage Microsoft and IBM.

Damn it, they gave me cream. I asked for _______.

Damn it, they gave me cream. I asked for Dunkin' Donuts

Oh, they love to do ______ jobs

Oh, they love to do a busboy's jobs.

I like Anna Quindlen's ______.

I like Anna Quindlen's skinny mirrors.

You need a team of ______

You need a team of clams.

If a relationship's having any problems whatsoever, a ______ brings it out.

If a relationship's having any problems whatsoever, a pretend marriage brings it out

What you're cheating on your _______ test?

What, you're cheating on your driving test?

I once talked to Reverend Sun _________.

I once talked to Reverend Sun Lex Luthor.

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a ______?

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a horse drawn cab?

Frank Costanza brought ____ to a dinner in the Ross's apartment.

Frank Costanza brought Halibut to a dinner in the Ross's apartment.

_______and sex, those are my two passions.

Marble rye bread and sex, those are my two passions.

Yada yada yada, I'm really _____ today.

Yada yada yada, I'm really bald today.

I haven't heard anything about another _______

I haven't heard anything about another mudder.

I got a big ____ cooking here.

I got a big rubber pencil cooking here.

So a Maestro tells you to put a _____on and you do it?

So a Maestro tells you to put a pig man's nose on and you do it?

They get very ____ in the polyester.

They get very fluctuated in the polyester

He told me he was just using me for _______

He told me he was just using me for a quickie.

Well, if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be _______?

Well, if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be ass man?

So... did you stop by the________?

So... did you stop by the flea market?

And I'll have the bacon club without the ______.

So... did you stop by the flea market?

And I'll have the bacon club without the ______.

And I'll have the bacon club without the Pig.

A price to pay for just as sexual ________.

A price to pay for just a sexual striped shirt.

Look, they're ______ a table.

Look, they're making a table.

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a ______

George loses his glasses at the fancy meeting.

I think they may have sutured that thing to your _______

[QUOTE=kartguy;6370415]Look, they're making a table.

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a ______[/QUOTE

Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a puffy shirt?

George loses his glasses at the _______.

I think they may have sutured that thing to your tractor.

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of ______.

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of Rusty

Wear some more _______

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida for a dinner in honor of Rusty

Wear some more _______

Wear some more rat hats.

I don't know why they won't let him _____ up here with me.

I don't know why they won't let him vomit up here with me.

I've been _______ myself senseless

I've been sniffing myself senseless.

I think that's what the back of ______ are for.

I think that's what the back of busses are for.

Astonishing Tales of _______

Astonishing Tales of somebody between good and mediocre

No, maybe I need somebody who has _______.

No, maybe I need somebody who has IQ.

How _______ is the pinky toe?

How ugly is the pinky toe?

Because I'm like ____, buddy.

Because I'm like small and prestigious., buddy

You had a ______ bounce at the bodega.

You had a tennis ball bounce at the bodega.

Oh, no. That's very _____ for the kidneys.

Oh, no. That's very pseudoerotic for the kidneys.

That's because my _______are too low

That's because my weekends in the Poconos are too low.

Every time I come in, I'll have to _____ around like a cat burglar.

Every time I come in, I'll have to Monkey around like a cat burglar

What the hell I'll just eat some______

What the hell I'll just eat some big salads.

Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new _____ Kevin.

Kramer, Kramer, come here, look at my new pony Kevin.

I just have one rule. Keep your hands off my _______

I just have one rule. Keep your hands off my muffin tops.

Suddenly I'm in the mood for ________ myself.

Suddenly I'm in the mood for trash myself

Are they gonna do a ________ job?

Are they gonna do a stationery store job?

Yeah. He's a ______ wrapped in a Twinkie.

Yeah. He's a nitwit wrapped in a Twinkie.

All right hang on ______ you're going to make it

All right hang on Uncle Leo, you're going to make it.

You mean, this whole time, we could have been discussing Sydney and Michael and ____?

You mean, this whole time, we could have been discussing Sydney and Michael and Bozo the Clown?.

This is the _________ moment I've ever experienced

This is the most riddled with personal problems moment I've ever experienced.

You hate my ______, don't you?

You hate my Blackhawks jacket, don't you?

The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a ______

The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a pony.

When I was working, I _____, baby!

The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a pony.

When I was working, I _____, baby!

When I was working, I puked, baby!

You have no _______ compass!

You have no sandbagging compass!

This horse loves the _____.

This horse loves the Expressway!

_______the Worker's Revolution

Just plop the Worker's Revolution on the counter there.

I thought you wore silk ______.

I thought you wore silk bras.

You know about the _____ sizes and all?

You know about the post card sizes and all?

I gotta switch _____ creams.

I gotta switch Condom. creams.

I think Gammy might be _______

I think Gammy might be a beard.

Coffee's not coffee! Coffee is ____.

Coffee's not coffee! Coffee is using me for sex.

They're only comfortable with their________

They're only comfortable with their puffy shirts.

Oh, that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony ______.

Oh, that Meryl Streep, she's such a phony Yada, Yada!

Once he leaves the building, he's out of my ________

Once he leaves the building, he's out of my parking garage.

I wish the _____ was popular here.

I wish the minimalism was popular here!

Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the _______

Oh, no. No, David. No, please. Not the apple pie.

Tell this guy you're seeing _______. That's the easiest way.

Tell this guy you're seeing the Pope. That's the easiest way.

Brother costanzo will be taking the vow of_______

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of the face painter.

Remy, I want you up _____ instantly.

Remy, I want you up naked instantly.

Are we just proud of ______ that comes out of us?

Are we just proud of the consequence that comes out of us?

The kissing thing is over. There's no more _____...

The kissing thing is over. There's no more Schmoopy!

Flashy, making the _____, flaunting convention.

Flashy, making the Kung Pao, flaunting convention.

All right. One more ______ and then go talk to him.

All right. One more matzoh ball and then go talk to him

I was in a ______ for 6 hours. Give me a break.

I was in an NBC series for 6 hours. Give me a break.

We're waiting to sign the _______.