K I saw this on the Three's company board, it's things that you would probably never hear any of the Cheers gang say. I'll start,

Sam: But Diane why won't you come to the opera with me. It will broaden your horizons.



Woody: Beer Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Nah I am starting to get sick of beer.

Diane: Oh look ugly naked guy has gravity boots!

Cliff: I don't know anything!

I'll do one for each character:


Sam: I hate women...no more!

Diane: I'm going to roll around in a pile of dirt!

Norm: I love Vera!

Cliff: I'm moving out of my mother's house!

Coach: My name is Ernie!

Carla: Diane...you've always been my best friend

Rebecca: I will never have my own E! True Hollywood Story!

Woody: I confess...I really don't like goats.

Sam: You're into that kinky stuff?

Diane: Anyone else looking forward to the Bruins game?

Carla: I'd do anything for my children

Woody: Can you believe that hick?

Cliff: Remember when I was talking about how beer was first brewed in Atlantis? Well, I was making that up.

Frasier: Sigmund Freud was full of crap!

Lilith: Lighten up, Frasier.

Norm: How about some wine, Sammy?

Rebecca: Money means absolutely nothing to me.

Coach: Diane, that is just stupid!

Carla: I'mnot pregnant!!

Norm: Please Sammy I insist on paying my tab.

Cliff: I'm speechless:wave:

Sam: I hear baldness is in these days.

Diane: Poetry? thats crap, Pass me the comics.

Rebecca: I refuse to complain, because it doesnt get you anywhere in life.

Carla: When is Clavin coming in today, I cant wait to hear about his day.

Cliff: Whats on TV? Jeopardy? Change it, I hate that show.

Norm: Sammy, I think Ill try a rum and coke today.

Frasier: Even though my relationship with Diane did not work out, I still hold her in the highest regard with no ill will.

Woody: Ive got a masters degree in Psychology at the University of Indiana.

Lilith: Im thinking of getting a tatoo of a dragon on my butt.

Sam: I'm going to Chippendales, who's with me?

Diane: Poetry is silly stuff.

Carla: Why can't a find a man like Cliff?

Norm: I can't wait to run the Boston Marathon.

Fraiser: I just had a spam sandwich and it was delicious.

Cliff: I'm thinking about having my vocal cords removed.

Woody: The notion that my haste infers pathelogical
indifference is quite presumptous and can be
categorized as unjust conclusiveness.

Rebecca: I'm going to work in a soup kitchen.

Coach: Time for my physics class.

Lilith: Apparently there isn't a woman anywhere as smart as
a man.

Sam: Guys I'm gay

Diane: I never went to collage

Carla: Diane your the coolest and the bright and supirior to me in every way

Cliff: I'm quiting the mail force

Rebbeca: I hate money

Norm: I think beer is overrated

Fraiser: I will always respect and charish Diane even after what she did to me

Lillith: Men are supirior to Wemon

Sam: Guys I'm gay

Diane: I never went to collage

Carla: Diane your the coolest and the bright and supirior to me in every way

Cliff: I'm quiting the mail force

Rebbeca: I hate money

Norm: I think beer is overrated

Fraiser: I will always respect and charish Diane even after what she did to me

Lillith: Men are supirior to Wemon

Coach: WELL WHEN I GOT MY DEGREE AT BURKLEY.....

Woody:I went to Prinston at the young age of 13

These are things the actors playing the Cheers characters would never say:

Shelley Long: I think I'll stay on Cheers because the movie scripts I've received aren't very good.

Kelsey Grammar: As soon as Cheers ends, I'm going to take a much different role than Frasier because I don't want to be typecast.

Woody Harrelson: I hate pot!

Kirstie Alley: I hate Pier 1!

Ted Danson: After Cheers ends, I'll finally show the world what my hair really looks like.

Originally posted by briandamage
These are things the actors playing the Cheers characters would never say:

Shelley Long: I think I'll stay on Cheers because the movie scripts I've received aren't very good.

Kelsey Grammar: As soon as Cheers ends, I'm going to take a much different role than Frasier because I don't want to be typecast.

Woody Harrelson: I hate pot!

Kirstie Alley: I hate Pier 1!

Ted Danson: After Cheers ends, I'll finally show the world what my hair really looks like.

Good one.

Ted Danson: I still feel snubbed by the academy for not getting nominated for my role in "Getting Even with Dad"

Shelley Long: I left Cheers for "Troop Beverly Hills" Id say I made the right choice.

Kirstie Alley: I still look as attractive and succesful today as I did 13 years ago.

Woody Harrelson: I still think James Burrows should have casted Wesley Snipes as my long lost brother on the show.

Rhea Perlman: Im thinking of leaving my husband Danny Devito for Arnold Schwarzanegger.

John Ratzenberger: It gets tiring turning down all these roles Ive been offered since Cheers ended.

George Wendt: Weight Watchers was certainly the way to go.

Kelsey Grammer: I wish I could have done something succesful after Cheers ended.

CheersGang 3: I know how to spell.

Ok Veggie that hurt that realy hurt so maybe I can't spell have you ever thought maybe I have a certain disorder and I don't learn as fast as everyone else so leave me alone ok

Originally posted by CheersGang3
Ok Veggie that hurt that realy hurt so maybe I can't spell have you ever thought maybe I have a certain disorder and I don't learn as fast as everyone else so leave me alone ok
I'm sorry your feelings were hurt. That was a cheap shot. Maybe someday, people will stop acting like the grammar police or teachers in a classroom.
:rolleyes:

If you spell a couple of words wrong every now and then, its no big deal. But when every other word in a paragraph is blatantly misspelled then Im going to call you out on it.

You cant even spell Frasier right.

Lilith: It is such a beautiful sunny day I want to pick flowers in a a field and do kartwheels up and down the streets of Boston!

Diane: I want to watch football and pig out on beer nuts all day long!

Carla: I am so sorry that I accidentally almost stepped on your foot it will never happen again, here why don't you take some of my tips *throws money in the air*

Rebecca: My life is perfect I have the best job in Boston! I am the manager of the greatest bar with the best people, CHEERS!

Cliff: I am donating my voice box for a scientific study so I can never talk again since I hate it!

Originally posted by Veggie Boyd 5556792
If you spell a couple of words wrong every now and then, its no big deal. But when every other word in a paragraph is blatantly misspelled then Im going to call you out on it.

You cant even spell Frasier right.
As CheersGang3 pointed out, he or she may have a learning problem, so why point out, on a public forum, that a person cannot spell? It's not blatant misspelling, and what's this, "I'm going to call you out on it" baloney?
By the way, your punctuation needs work. Every hear of an apostrophe? It belongs in words such as it's, I'm, I'd, I've--you know, words you used in your last two posts.
In your previous post, your sentences were missing a few periods.
Also, the word is spelled successful, not succesful.

"Woody Harrelson: I still think James Burrows should have casted Wesley Snipes as my long lost brother on the show."

The word is cast....should have cast Wesley Snipes...

Being an English major, I could go on all day, but this ends today's English lesson.

Bite Me

Originally posted by Veggie Boyd 5556792
Bite Me
I'll pass.
I checked your previous posts and found a TON of errors. I can pull them up and show your mistakes if you'd like. Better yet, I'll save that for the next time you decide to publicly humiliate someone.
It also appears you have a pattern of making fun of other's spelling. Jot this number down. 1-800-RUDE.

Sam: I'm trading in my Corvette for a station wagon.

Diane: I got dragged to the opera yesterday...it was torture.

Carla: I'm completely satisfied with this job.

Cliff: Who needs letter carriers when you have E-mail?

Norm: You can't just waste your life sitting on a barstool 24 hours a day...

Frasier: Cliff is being totally rational.

Lilith: I'm too perky for my own good.

Rebecca: Never cry in public.

Woody: Nothing odd ever happens in my family.

Coach: I need to see a doctor. Getting hit by all those pitches is making me lose my memory.

Originally posted by JanLady617

As CheersGang3 pointed out, he or she may have a learning problem, so why point out, on a public forum, that a person cannot spell? It's not blatant misspelling, and what's this, "I'm going to call you out on it" baloney?
By the way, your punctuation needs work. Every hear of an apostrophe? It belongs in words such as it's, I'm, I'd, I've--you know, words you used in your last two posts.
In your previous post, your sentences were missing a few periods.
Also, the word is spelled successful, not succesful.

"Woody Harrelson: I still think James Burrows should have casted Wesley Snipes as my long lost brother on the show."

The word is cast....should have cast Wesley Snipes...

Being an English major, I could go on all day, but this ends today's English lesson.

Thank you for pointing this out JanLady617, hopefully no one on this board will ever criticize someone for their spelling and grammar ever again.

Lilith: Carla, I love what you have done with your hair. Can you do mine?

Rebecca: Oh, Diane and I go way back. We've know each other for years.

Diane: Norm, I'm pregnant and you're the father.

Ya, that was mean

What about:

Diane: Nick I'm pregnant and you're the father.
Sam: God has called me to preach the Gospel.
Rebecca: The though of money makes me vomit!
Woody: (To Anre') I'm going to steal your girlfriend.
Little Frederick:(At age 2 to the Cheers gang) You all need lives!
Sumner: Diane, it's you I want to be with.

Sam: "Well, I'm off to a poetry reading..."

Diane: "The Red Sox really need to work on their pitching."

Carla: "I'm sorry, I was being rude. This beer's on me."

Cliff: "I make up all of my little known facts."

Rebbeca: "You guys are right, I overreact too much."

Norm: "I just miss Vera so much!"

Fraiser: "What kind of idiot would want to be a psychiatrist?"

Lillith: "I'm in such a happy mood today, I feel like hugging someone!"

Coach: "Yeah, I remember. That's what you said a month ago."

Woody: "People from Indiana are messed up."

:lol: Great thread....as Arnold said...ILL BE BACK.... and write a few of my own :)

Sam: I never pitched for the Red Sox and Coach was never really a coach we made it all up to get more customers.

Carla: Cliff I want to sleep with you after I get off work.

Diane: Excuse me gang, I got an announcement, I love Carla.

Coach: Sam is my son.

Cliff: I am still a virgin.

Norm: I used to be part of Swan Lake, I can dance gracefully.

Woody: I really didn't come here to met coach I am in the witness protection program from a farm incident back in Hanover.

Norm: NO, not another beer.

Diane: I love midget wrestling, it turns me on to see them wrestle.

Cliff: Did I just say that? I am going to have my head examined.

Carla: I don't really have any kids I gathered up a few neighborhood kids and write them off as a tax deduction.

Rebecca: I love short men.

Rebecca: I was once in the Army.

Fraiser: I agree CLIFF is the smartest person in this bar.

Lillith: I am Ablino, see my pink eyes when I take my contacts out?

Coach: I played college football I was the starting quarterback for Boston.

Carla: I got a fetish men with hairy backs turns me on.

Lillith: I onced weight 450 pounds until I found the all you can eat Jenny Craig diet.

Sam: I am president of the SHRT System Hair Replacement Treament, not only am I the president I am also a member.

Norm: I miss Vera, can't wait to get home to be with her.

Phil: I was once a big time porno actor.

Fraiser: I am a complete fraud all the advice I gave you all is total BS.

Diane: I grew up dirt poor with 5 brothers and sisters.

Rebecca: I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weener.

Cliff: Norm, your my hero.

Woody: I am not an actor.

Kelly: I hate money.

Woody: The song Kelly wasn't me signing it was a voice over, I can't sing worth a lick.

Kelly: I rather be dirt poor then rich.

Sam: Sports make me want to throw up.

Fraiser: I never liked Diane, I just used her to make that old lady jealous that Diane was fighting with in the coquette(spelling) game.

Lillith: I am really a zombie.

Woody: E=mc Square

Coach: I never been hit in the head by a baseball in my life.

Phil: am I old enough to be drinking?

Rebecca: I hate Robin.

Sam: Emily Dickenson is my favorite poet.

Norm: Why do dogs have armpits if they sweat through their tongues?

Cliff: I just wear this postal uniform to try and attract women.

Woody: I am really Amish.

Norm: I am not fat I am big boned.

Diane: I can sit and eat pork rinds all day long.

Diane: Sumner is my dad.

Carla: I wear shoe supports to make myself look taller.

Fraiser: I love being a nudist.

Lillith: I throw up after I eat.

Phil: I just want to be like Norm when I grow up.

Carla: I never went to catholic school.

Sam: I'm joining the priesthood

Carla: I'm starting an orphanage