I signed up to do volunteer work with senior citizens.

Impending intestinal requirement

Eggs are eggs.

Fake house in the Hamptons.

You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little!

Hang on, Gammy! You're gonna make it!

It's a little skimpy there, isn't it?

Johnny Yuma was a rebel

the jerk store remark

Look to the cookie

Bring a magazine. Keep your head down.

Do you need some help with that itch?

Mano a baldo.

Paying scrubwomen for sexual favors!

Queen of her castle

Face like a frying pan?

So listen, I've gotta go down to Atlantic City.

The mansiere?

It's a funny observation.

You were having sex on our bed?!

I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year.

Is there any Tampax in your house?"

A mysterious package arrives for Jerry.

She is a multiple sneezer,

Well, we can't all be dating podiatrists.

I got a toe, step on it Buddy

He's up in that clock tower, picking people off one by one.

I always look annoyed

The Summer of George

His Father Was A Mudder, His Mother Was A Mudder

Peggy realizes she never met Susie.

Hey dude you better step off

My name is Babu Bhatt. I will be your waiter.

Joseph Poglia

Tyler Chicken in Little Rock, Arkansas

Little Jerry Seinfeld wins the cockfight.

Looks like your belt is digesting a small animal.

Poppy peed on my sofa

I'm sure he's got super humour.

A pretend marriage

Queen of her castle

Just a Elaine, like Cher

They're supposed to be casting this week.

I hate her like poison

Umbrella Twirl

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

White discoloration

the X's won

Yada Yada Yada

Zephyr? That is not a word.

Best Apple Pie in the City

Brother Costanzo will be taking the vow of silence

You can't eat a sandwich without Dijon.

Do your thing where you lie to everyone

Got any extra furniture there?

Go go to your fancy fire

Good. I get the apartment for at least one night.

He took it out

I think we should all sleep on it.

Just a little place I like to call, "You’ll see"

The back? They never find anything in the back.

Look to the cookie

The engine's made by McDonnell Douglas.

Not bloody likely

It's not a prom. It's a ball.

Probably about 25 times

Queen of her castle

Rock climbing? you need a boost to climb into your bed!

When women smile at me, I don't know what it means.

They had more than some monies. Many, many monies.

It's a funny observation.

Big salad, tomatoes like Volleyballs

Remember her in Carnal Knowledge?

That's what so vexing!

We gotta get to the party.

Bozo the Pope?

Are my nostrils getting bigger?

Bonkers was going crazy

What, the grilled cheese?

What are you going to do on the toilet?!

Eggs ARE eggs!

Fusilli Jerry!

I am never going to the movies again.

How adorable is the pinky toe?

I've become George! :(

Back to your job at Tyler Chicken and your three-legged dog Willie.

K-man, Kramer

Last time I got the tap

Mango

You've got crib notes?

Why do I get pesto?

paying scrubwomen for sexual favors!

You can liquefy a cookie.

Johnny Yuma was a Rebel

Smelly Car

I'm Cosmo Kramer the ass man

Umbrella Twirl

That's what so vexing!

Why didn't you tell her the code?

You're like Lex Luthor

Why don't you try your engagement story?

Puddy has Ziggy bed sheets.

Oh, the busboy left the menu a little close to the candle.

Books what do you need them for after you've read them

The fabric of society is very complex, George.

Do you see the irony here

Excuse me, sir. Would you mind watching my bag for a second?

Hey Willy, check it out! Free Candy!

- So how's my money? - Well, it's still green.

He took it out

I told Bobby and Lisa we'd try that new Chinese-Spanish place on Saturday.

Well I got a flash for you Joy-boy

Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support for the mood.

Look to the cookie

Maestro

, Tony says you better step off George

Oh, boy, I was up till 4 in the morning watching that Omen trilogy.

The Hat, very Pious!

Queen of her castle

Are you a Commie,?

You can't eat this soup standing up.

You're like Lex Luthor

Umbrella Twirl

Kel Varnsen

I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.

Don't you offer an Express conversion?

Yada Yada

You know about the cup sizes and all?

You're a man's woman.

Bonkers was going crazy

These aren't candies, are they?

Do you know how to double clutch?

Before you eat, money has no value.

His Father Was A Mudder, His Mother Was A Mudder

George is gettin' upset!

He will kill independent George

I've become George. :(

Just a little place I like to call, "You’ll see"

K-Man, Kramer

Look at you with your Botticelli's

Mango

Go go to your fancy fire

Owen March

I love you, but you're a Pod.

Queen of her castle

I am one clever chickadee.

The Susie

Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy

You made flight arrangements, hotels, buses.

That's what so Vexing!

Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw.

Is there any Tampax in your house?

The city needs more slow moving wicker vehicles.

I saw your name on the buzzer

Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette.

But this time, advantage Varnsen!

I'm all itchy back here.

Don't lie to me, butter bean

Eggs are eggs.

George Fights dirty

Oh, well, congratulations.

He will kill independent George

I've become George.

He told me he was just using me for sex.

First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore.

Last time I got the tap

He's a musician.

I'll loan you my puffy shirt!

Owen March

Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals

Queen of her castle

Right next to the kitchen.

You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work.

There you go monkey boy

Constantly re-evaluating their lane choice.

The judge's name is Vandelay?

So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out.

That sex will melt your face

Yada Yada

Mrs. Zanfino

I like Flavman.

Bozo the Pope?

I can't keep doing this to myself.

Don't you offer an Express conversion?

I think we're tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility.

Fake house in the Hamptons.

Pass it down. That's a good boy.

He took it out

I just told you it was hot.

Jerry. How about a baggy swimsuit?

Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun

Mango

In other words, you held out for... less money.

Well, it's much too low.

Paying scrub women for sexual favors!

Queen of her Castle

I am one clever chickadee

I would like to have a good show.

This is beyond B O!

I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.

Vomit sympathy card

With a gentleman caller?

You have to excuse me I'm going to make love to your mother

Why is there no haggling in this country?

Oh you're afraid he might look like Zippy the pinhead

So I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.

We played Backgammon nude

George's new girlfriend gets mononucleosis.

Do your thing where you lie to everyone

I'll be the one without the big red sash.

Freckles ugly cousin

I'm gonna get some snacks before my flight.

Hey, Kramer, dude. You ever killed a man

I know that tone.

Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine

K-man, Kramer

I Love Edmund Fitzgerald's voice

Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine.

Not bloody likely

Morty, you can't wear this.

Your misery is my Pleasure

Queen of her castle

Johnny Yuma was a Rebel

If I wind up sitting next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving.

There you go monkey boy

Umbrella Twirl

Vandelay? The judge's name is Vandelay?

clown at a drive-through

The only thing I watch is Xena the Warrior Princess

Yada Yada

I can't get into the Zone

What is with the age-gap hiring policy at most movie theaters?

Become an orgy guy?

Cigar Store Indian

There's your answer. Downtown.

Eggs are eggs.

Hey Willy, check it out! Free Candy!

You turn it over, giant printing: "Not even close."

He will kill independent George

Nail it. Give it some gas.

Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine.

For the walking tours.

the "Lumbar Yard

I've got the money right here.

No calls the day after that

Every word out of my son's
mouth now is f**k, f**k, f**k.

Was I talking to you, Pinhead!

Queen of her castle

Oh, you don't Recall?