perfume smells like the beach

Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy,

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to go to a non-pony country?

Not one condo in all of Del Boco Vista?

Whatley

George has a non seXual crush on him

I made an incredible play in the field.

Hey, this is the Z page of my address book.

I'll have to get an air conditioner.

Become an orgy guy?

And that coffee table is saying, "Put some coffee on me."

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

Eggs are eggs.

I love a good caper

George has himself airbrushed out.

You're Schmoopie

Jerome with the tax problem

We are friends of a serial killer

So finally, finally, he comes down with this giant cage filled with doves.

I'm out!

The Seinfeld's sell their condo.

That's what so vexing!

Elaine loses a grape in her kitchen.

I come from a long line of quitters

Red Dot

You're Schmoopie

Todd Gack

Oh, you don't recall?

Denim Vest

What are you going to do on the toilet?!

Twix

You're like Lex Luthor

Kramer's zany hair

You're quite mad you know

But we were here ahead of you.

I'm Cosmo Kramer the ass man

They're not getting no 12-dollar cake.

It's an Entenmann's.
















It's an Entenmann's.

George, get a Penthouse Forum.

There's a G-spot. That's a myth!

We have to bring something.

I got rejected by a bald woman.

You never see anybody on TV, like, just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their face.

Right next to the Kitchen

Elaine said she once dated a bullfighter.

Mucho trafico.

I was once late because I bought a Panama hat.

, Tony says you better step off George

Pony Remark

: Ohh-my-God. The Queen is dead

I have to rewind it first.

I will feed your genitals to a wolf

Although, I might replace her tortoise clip...

The Urban Sombrero.

How could you not love that movie?

What are you going to do on the toilet?!

Strongbox

You have no moral compass.

Pez dispenser

Hey I got a rubber pencil thing going here

Baby Shower

You know about the cup sizes and all?

Susan Biddle Foundation

Yes I pooh pooh

Frogger

Well this I take to the grave

Half of show business is here.

I'm Cosmo Kramer the ass man

What time is your job interview, George?

I have this power, Kavorca!

The orderlies come in with food and bedpans.

Hey salads got nuttin' on this Mutton

Nose job

Pez dispenser on her leg

Still don't know how you can call lunch with me a business expense.

King Edward didn't live in Queens

Rat hat

You have no moral compass.

He took it out!

I pillage I plunder

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.

Well this I take to the grave

I love it when guys call me the next day.

Kel Varnsen

White discoloration

It's like Endora's box.

Yada Yada

He thinks he can lift more than Izzy

Best Apple Pie in the City

There you go Monkey Boy

I was supposed to meet my friends to see this movie Checkmate at 10:30.

You don't have to humiliate me

Eggs are eggs.

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me.

Georgie Boy!

Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself?

It's the Merv Griffin set.

The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest

Do you not like apple pie?

Oh you don't recall

It's like Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammed and Secretariat.

Well it's not really like after the risotto

You're that girl in the coffee shop that was eavesdropping on us.

There's a g-spot. That's a myth!

Queen of her castle

That sex will melt your face

Now when someone's on the phone, I can make a call.

The Van Buren boys

Umbrella Twirl

Fugitive sex!

"Once upon a time, there were some very hungry people."

Big hefty stinking faux pas.

Yeah. Pretty damn good one too.

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

Yeah, right. And what about the floating cities?

You've never heard of Bozo the clown?

Come on, Georgie, you know you wanna tell me.

Donna Chang

Eggs are eggs.

Chaos does not work for the New York Yankees

Hi. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. The agency sent me.

Hey dude you better step off

I have never seen you eat a piece of pumpkin pie.

It's Fusilli Jerry

Kramer

Last time I got the tap

Oh, hi, Mr. Peterman.

Run the catalog by yourselves! I quit!

Owen

Paying scrub women for sexual favors!

He just got a date with that young aquacise instructor.

Freckles ugly cousin

I wanted a tuna fish sandwich.

It stinks up there

You would not have believed his tub.

Bad Voodoo

This is your wake-up service.

Box of Raisinettes

Yada Yada

Bizarro Superman

I was wearing my old jeans and T-shirt.

Bonkers was going crazy

I'd be curious to know how you pick up a check with no money.

Do your thing where you lie to everyone

It's just nice to be outside in a well-landscaped area.

It's Fusilli Jerry!

What are you gonna do with the leather one?

It stinks up there.

I hate picking them out of my closet.

Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine

Kramer putting 100 dollars on a basketball game

I'm not having him Look at my bra

That'll be five, 10 minutes.

I hate her like poison

So you get up in the morning, you're exhausted, groggy.

Posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals

Queen of her castle

Oh, you don't recall?

Seinfeld

I'm Cosmo Kramer The ass man

Ugly Baby

Vandelay? The judge's name is Vandelay?

White discoloration

Fax me some halibut

Yada Yada

a pack of teenagers in a convertible were terrorizing us

There's no hazing of the fetus or anything, is there?

Well I got a flash for you joy-boy

We can't stand them.

Donna Chang

We went to see the movie Striptease.

George fights dirty

Eggs are eggs.

You have no moral compass.

I've become George.

Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine.

This turkey sandwich here......is that real turkey or is it a turkey roll?

. Let's do a pressed ham under glass.

There's this piece of green floss hanging from my fingers.

You've got crib notes?

Oh, hey! Jerry just walked in.

I hate her like Poison

Queen of her castle

Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me.

I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.

The Urban Sombrero.

Susan

Not one condo in all of Del Boco Vista?

To get out of the store, I said I wanted to see what someone else thought.

Boxers are much better for your sperm count.

I'll lend you the money for the rent.

He thinks he can lift more than Izzy

You don't wanna get married?

But this time, advantage Varnsen!

It's getting late. Can I call Tony?

No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole.

She treated me to the Arabian Mocha Java.

George fights dirty

George is gettin' upset!

He will kill independent George

I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works.

Okay from now on call me Jerry the Great

a book Jerry checked out in 1971

If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself.

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

Oh, God! Ping is my cousin.

Puddy has Ziggy bed sheets.

Queen of her castle

Oh, you don't recall?

The Susie

Tyler Chicken and your 3-legged dog, Willy,

What do you got, a cucumber?

Vomit sympathy card

Now, what would be the point of taking the water?

I'll never fix it.

Yada, Yada

Bonkers was going crazy

They're arranged in order of price.

My Cubans

Tyler Chicken in Little Rock, Arkansas

What are you going to do on the toilet?!

Uncle Leo

Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention

The Merv Griffin Show

Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself?

If you borrow my blender, return it.

Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine.

The Parking Space

All right hang on gammy you're going to make it

Well, maybe I should just be honest with her, huh?

Well it's not really like after the risotto

What, do you smell something?

My presence in that office could only hurt my chances

Queen of her castle

I call you pimple popper MD!

BIG Salad

The Urban Sombrero.

Viking Press

That's What it is a caper

The Strongbox

My Cubans!

Pez

Assman

Tape her Breasts together

My cycles?

Donna Chang

Because it's dinnertime.

His Father Was A Mudder, His Mother Was A Mudder

Pass it down. That's a good boy.