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Sitcomwriter
10-12-2002, 10:44 PM
This was an idea I had while talking to myself on AIM.It's a very funny (and often silly) look at TC RPG Fics and Fics in general.I've always wanted to write an RPG fic but no one's ever wanted to with me so That's why I created this show and for those who HAVE written RPG fics this is most likely what happened while writing it.It's a chuckle show really but it can contain some MAJOR laughs!
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Christina:And now it's time for "Crazy Little Show" a new seires that's just that.....Crazy!

"Crazy Little Show"
#1:"Crazy Little First Episode"

Theme Song:"It's a show but not a sane show it's a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW but what the hell do you know!"

Cast:
Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood
Richard "Krazy" Kline as Larry Dallas
Larry David as Pete
John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Anna Nicole Smith as Chrissy Snow


ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM

THE END


Janet's Lines.....ActorDG
Larry's Lines....ActorDG
Pete's Lines....ActorDG

callmetootie
10-13-2002, 10:15 AM
That was not only unfunny and limp, but totally confusing. AND...Anna Nicole Smith DOES NOT play Chrissy!!! You're probably copying me from my new Cheers series.

Sitcomwriter
10-13-2002, 11:42 AM
Christina:"Crazy Little Show" is being called "Limp and Totally Confusing" and "A hell of a laugh ride".I'm glad your liking it because another episode of SWN 1's new series is up next!

"Crazy Little Show"
#2:"Crazy Little Second Episode

ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: The 2nd Episode
ActorDg: The 2nd Episode
ActorDg: #2:"Crazy Little Second Episode"
ActorDg: #2:"Crazy Little Second Episode"
ActorDg: Ok I'm ready
ActorDg: Ok I'm ready
ActorDg: me too
ActorDg: me too
ActorDg: alright so in this episode Pete finds out that Chrissy is a pig
ActorDg: alright so in this episode Pete finds out that Chrissy is a pig
ActorDg: That's stupid
ActorDg: That's stupid
ActorDg: Let's just set it in Apartment 201
ActorDg: Let's just set it in Apartment 201
ActorDg: I want it apartment 506
ActorDg: I want it apartment 506
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 201
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 506
ActorDg: 999
ActorDg: 999
ActorDg: 999 it is!
ActorDg: 999 it is!
ActorDg: Ok and now let's get ready.............
ActorDg: Ok and now let's get ready.............
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: I need to say something first
ActorDg: I need to say something first
ActorDg: Ok....I guess
ActorDg: Ok....I guess
ActorDg: Uht-oh I killed Kenny!
ActorDg: Uht-oh I killed Kenny!
ActorDg: You killed Kenny.
ActorDg: You killed Kenny.
ActorDg: Wonderful
ActorDg: Wonderful
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: yes I did
ActorDg: yes I did
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: yes I did
ActorDg: yes I did
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: no you didn't
ActorDg: SHUT THE HELL UP!
ActorDg: SHUT THE HELL UP!
ActorDg: Ok now get ready...........
ActorDg: Ok now get ready...........
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............

ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............

ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**

ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**

ActorDg: (I hate it when you do that)
ActorDg: (I hate it when you do that)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: (Don't mention it ass hole)
ActorDg: (Don't mention it ass hole)
ActorDg: (That's a new one)
ActorDg: (That's a new one)
ActorDg: Anyway..........
ActorDg: Anyway..........
ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monique....
ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monique....
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: It's Santa Monica
ActorDg: It's Santa Monica
ActorDg: What if I want to make it Santa Monique?
ActorDg: What if I want to make it Santa Monique?
ActorDg: Fine
ActorDg: Fine
ActorDg: Nah
ActorDg: Nah
ActorDg: I'll do it your way
ActorDg: I'll do it your way
ActorDg: THANK YOU!
ActorDg: THANK YOU!
ActorDg: SHUT UP!
ActorDg: SHUT UP!
ActorDg: ASS HOLE!
ActorDg: ASS HOLE!
ActorDg: GO TO HELL!
ActorDg: GO TO HELL!
ActorDg: DOUCEBAG!
ActorDg: DOUCEBAG!
ActorDg: MORON!
ActorDg: MORON!
ActorDg: ANYWAY....
ActorDg: ANYWAY....
ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monica
ActorDg: It was a quiet little day in Santa Monica
ActorDg: Chrissy was in Apartment 999
ActorDg: Chrissy was in Apartment 999
ActorDg: So was Janet
ActorDg: So was Janet
ActorDg: and Franl
ActorDg: and Franl
ActorDg: *Fraank
ActorDg: *Fraank
ActorDg: (Let's have Ted Danson guest star)
ActorDg: (Let's have Ted Danson guest star)
ActorDg: (Why?)
ActorDg: (Why?)
ActorDg: (Because I like Ted Danson)
ActorDg: (Because I like Ted Danson)
ActorDg: (Ok....)
ActorDg: (Ok....)
ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Frank (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson)
ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Frank (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson)
ActorDg: (Happy?)
ActorDg: (Happy?)
ActorDg: (Yes :D)
ActorDg: (Yes :D)
ActorDg: Anyway..........
ActorDg: Anyway..........
ActorDg: Chrissy:Yum Cheese
ActorDg: Chrissy:Yum Cheese
ActorDg: (Wait doesn't Larry doesn't play Pete?)
ActorDg: (Wait doesn't Larry doesn't play Pete?)
ActorDg: (Yeah)
ActorDg: (Yeah)
ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Pete (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson)
ActorDg: Chrissy (As played by uber-slut Anna Nicole Smith) was talking to Pete (Larry David),Janet (Joyce Dewitt) and John Becker (Ted Danson)
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Cheesie
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Cheesie
ActorDg: Pete:I mean Cheeseise
ActorDg: Pete:I mean Cheeseise
ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE!
ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE!
ActorDg: Becker:Clarie?
ActorDg: Becker:Clarie?
ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE
ActorDg: Pete:CLARISE
ActorDg: Janet:CLARISE
ActorDg: Janet:CLARISE
ActorDg: Becker:Oh CLARISE
ActorDg: Becker:Oh CLARISE
ActorDg: Becker:Like
ActorDg: Becker:Like
ActorDg: All:HELLO CLARISE!
ActorDg: All:HELLO CLARISE!
ActorDg: ***OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: ***OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: John Becker (As played by Ted "The Stalker" Danson is now in Apartment 1000000000000000 tallking to Larry (As played by Richard "Krazy" Kline)
ActorDg: John Becker (As played by Ted "The Stalker" Danson is now in Apartment 1000000000000000 tallking to Larry (As played by Richard "Krazy" Kline)
ActorDg: Becker:Got milk?
ActorDg: Becker:Got milk?
ActorDg: Larry:Yes
ActorDg: Larry:Yes
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: Wow!
ActorDg: Wow!
ActorDg: That wa sgreat!
ActorDg: That wa sgreat!
ActorDg: *great
ActorDg: *great
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" is the new "Hello Lana"
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" is the new "Hello Lana"
ActorDg: I wouldn't say the new "Hello Lana"
ActorDg: I wouldn't say the new "Hello Lana"
ActorDg: The New "Sliced Bread" Prehaps....
ActorDg: The New "Sliced Bread" Prehaps....
ActorDg: *was great
ActorDg: *was great
ActorDg: ActorDG signed off at 11:38 AM
ActorDg: ActorDG signed off at 11:38 AM





Janet's Lines.....ActorDG
Larry's Lines....ActorDG
Pete's Lines....ActorDG
Becker's Lines....ActorDG
Chrissy's Lines,,,,ActorDG

Central Perk
10-13-2002, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter



Janet's Lines.....ActorDG
Larry's Lines....ActorDG
Pete's Lines....ActorDG
Becker's Lines....ActorDG
Chrissy's Lines,,,,ActorDG

Personally I would be embarrased to say that those were my lines..I mean I'm no Three's Company FanFiction Writer..Heck I'm Barely a Fanfiction Writer but atleast I don't post useless IM-Fanfiction things..I know you can do better and you do have some funny parts in some of your shows..just please cancel this show.

Sitcomwriter
10-13-2002, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Personally I would be embarrased to say that those were my lines..I mean I'm no Three's Company FanFiction Writer..Heck I'm Barely a Fanfiction Writer but atleast I don't post useless IM-Fanfiction things..I know you can do better and you do have some funny parts in some of your shows..just please cancel this show.

Personally I like it.Sure it's mindless BUT it is ALOT easier to write than a normal fanfic and more fun to write as well!

Central Perk
12-17-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Sitcomwriter


Personally I like it.Sure it's mindless BUT it is ALOT easier to write than a normal fanfic and more fun to write as well!

You do have a point that it is easy to write but I doubt many people will understand it and find it funny.