Sitcomwriter
10-12-2002, 10:44 PM
This was an idea I had while talking to myself on AIM.It's a very funny (and often silly) look at TC RPG Fics and Fics in general.I've always wanted to write an RPG fic but no one's ever wanted to with me so That's why I created this show and for those who HAVE written RPG fics this is most likely what happened while writing it.It's a chuckle show really but it can contain some MAJOR laughs!
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Christina:And now it's time for "Crazy Little Show" a new seires that's just that.....Crazy!
"Crazy Little Show"
#1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
Theme Song:"It's a show but not a sane show it's a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW but what the hell do you know!"
Cast:
Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood
Richard "Krazy" Kline as Larry Dallas
Larry David as Pete
John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Anna Nicole Smith as Chrissy Snow
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM
THE END
Janet's Lines.....ActorDG
Larry's Lines....ActorDG
Pete's Lines....ActorDG
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Christina:And now it's time for "Crazy Little Show" a new seires that's just that.....Crazy!
"Crazy Little Show"
#1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
Theme Song:"It's a show but not a sane show it's a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW a CRAZY LITTLE SHOW but what the hell do you know!"
Cast:
Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood
Richard "Krazy" Kline as Larry Dallas
Larry David as Pete
John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Anna Nicole Smith as Chrissy Snow
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show"
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: The Very First Episode
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: #1:"Crazy Little First Episode"
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Cast of Characters:
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: Janet Wood
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: As Played by Leslie Neilson....
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: Wait!
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: He's a guy
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: So Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: Jack Tripper as played by Larry David
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Larrys hould play Larry
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: Good idea
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: *Should
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Ok I agree
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: Anyway
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: ....
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: Joyce as Janet
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: John Ritter as Jack
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Larry David as Larry
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: Ted Danson as Chrissy
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: WAIT!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ted is a guy!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Ok let's write the show and THEN come up with the cast!
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: Why cant Richard Kline be Larry?
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: OK Richard Kline can be Larry!
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Thanks
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Don't mention it
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: Anyway let's start this crazy little show
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: (Get it? AIM-diance)
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Yes I get it.....brilliant
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: Thank you
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I meant that sarcasticly
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: I knew that
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: No you didn't!
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Your right
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok let'sa just do this
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: Alright anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: "Crazy little Show"
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: Starring Joyce Dewitt
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: John Ritter
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: Larry David...
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: I thought we decided on Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Ok Richard Kline
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: Anyway....
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: "Crazy Little Show" on the air in 3...............2....................1................and............
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: **CRAZY LITTLE SHOW IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AIM-DIANCE**
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (I thought we decided not to put that in there)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (Sorry)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: (That's Ok)
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: Anyway our story begins in Meadow Path
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Where's Meadow Path?)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (Anywhere you want it to be)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (That has nothing to do with TC!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Neither does "John-Paul" but no one's complaining!)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Just make it the Regal Beagle)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: (Ok)
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Our story begins at the REGAL BEAGLE
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: Janet (Played Galiantly by Joyce Dewitt) is sipping a long island ice tea and talking to Pete the Ax Murderer turned Bartender (Played by Larry David)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (NICE!)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: (Thank you)
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:So Can I get you a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Janet:What's a Hannibal shake?
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: Pete:Like the Harlem shake only non-vegitarian
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Nice one!)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: (Thanks)
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: **OPENING CREDITS***
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry (As played by smooth talker Richard "Krazy" Kline) enters The Regal Beagle wearing his trademark Leather Jacket and slicked hair
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: Larry:AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Wait one second.That's Fonzie not Larry)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Oops My Bad)
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: (Thats ok(
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: *(That's Ok)
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry enters the regal beagle wearing an afro and a mood ring
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Larry:Look at this GROO-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mood ring Janet ma-darlin'
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Pete:Hello Larise
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Larry:Larise?
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Janet:I think he means Clarise
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: Larry:OH!
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: ***CLOSING CREDITS***
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: THE END
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: That's was great
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Yeah it was
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Ok
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDg: Bye
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM
ActorDG signed off at 10:35 PM
THE END
Janet's Lines.....ActorDG
Larry's Lines....ActorDG
Pete's Lines....ActorDG