Hi everyone,

Does anyone know of a book, or web site, that has Jed's wonderful homespun analogies? It always cracks me up when I hear Jed (or Granny) say them. If not, maybe you can post your favorite(s) so I can collect them. Thanks!


Dave:wave:

Dave,

I posted the same question a long time ago on this board & other boards regarding Jed Clampett quotes! I never got a definitive reply!

I'm assuming you're reffering to statements such as:

"Happy as an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence!"
"Sure as corn jiggers in August!"
"Straighter than a hogs tail in a pork factory!"
"More scared than a long tailed cat in a rm. full of rocking chairs!"
"Busier than a cows tail during fly season"!
ETC...

If you ever locate a book on all those type of quotes, let me know!

Jim