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10-07-2002, 11:33 AM
Fan-Fic: The Anna Nicole Show
Episode #10: Party At The Playboy Mansion
Characters:
Anna Nicole Smith
Howard Stern, Anna's Attorney
Kim, Friend
Daniel, Son
and
Sugar Pie, Dog
Guest Stars:
Hugh Hefner
Pamela Anderson
Suzanne Somers
Bobby Trendy
and
Sherman Hemsely
Script:
Anna: Some people say that I'm fat. Some peole say that I'm dumb. Some people say I'm a slut. I amen to that one!
[Theme song plays]
Howard's Voice: Today, the gang and I went in a limo to this party at the Playboy Mansion. Anna's very excited, because they shall be serving pickles there, with strawberry milk.
[In the limo]
Anna: Does anyone here have some carrot cake or baked beans...I'm starving!!!
Sugar-Pie: Woof-woof!
[Suagr Pie farts]
Anna: Oh Sugar Pie!!! Some farting. This limo is gonna small like an f-ing trash can!
[Daniel takes out a Playboy magazine with Anna on the cover]
Anna: Daniel..put down that magazine...it's dirty.
Daniel: Oh, ok melons...I mean MOM!
Anna: That's better!
[Bobby Trendy jumps through the glass into the limo]
Anna: Bobby...what the f&ck are you doing here???
Bobby: Oh Anna...I wanted to tell you how lovely you are looking today, and that pink is simply delish. Next week, I will put up daisies and all sorts of things in your room...anything for you my princess.
Howard: That's it!
[Howard shoots Bobby]
Anna: Oh Howard...you saved me!
[Anna and Howard kiss eachother, and things get a bit hot]
Daniel: MOM!!!
Anna: I'm sorry honey...would you like to join us???
Daniel: You bet!
[20 minutes later, and Anna is asleep]
Kim: Man...Anna sure does look sexy asleep.
Howard: No Kim...do not ever do that sexy Anne Heche dance ever again!
Kim: You know what? I think I'm gonna go with Bobby Trendy...we'd be great together.
Daniel and Howard: Oh yeah.
[Anna wakes up]
Anna: Howard, what do you have your clothes on again...I thought we were having fun??? And where are my jelly donuts! This is f-ing stupid...where are we anyways???
[Limo driver stops the car, and comes in with them]
Limo Driver: Hey there...I'm Shermen Hemsely...your limo driver. We are currently 40 miles away from the mansion. When we get there, we will take off our clothes and dip in a tub filled with pepto bismol...OK?
Anna: Yummy.
Limo Driver: From here to the mansion, a man dressed up as John Ritter will be escourting us.
[Sugar pie farts again]
[Everyone laughs]
[Cuts to a commercial]
Commercial: Are you tired of that bad constipation that bothers you while on the toilet? Then you Push-It-Out butt cream. I use it, and I'm only 8 years old. Now at selected Wal-Mart and Toys R Us stores.
[Back to show]
[They pull into the mansion, and get out]
Anna: Wow...I never remember it to be that big.
Kim: Well Anna...after that thing with George Clooney...what could you see that could be bigger.
[Gives a hi-five to Sherman]
[Hugh Hefner comes out]
Hugh: Anna Nicole Smith...how are you my dear...looks like to put on a little weight. 1, 2, 300 pounds???
Anna: Close! [Laughs]
Hugh: This will be fun...come with me!
[In the mansion]
Hugh: I'd like to introduce you to the star of Playboy in the 1960's, and star of Three's Company...Suzanne Somers!!!
[Suzanne comes out in a Clown suit]
Suzanne: Hey there.
[Suzanne does a little sexy dance]
Anna: Hi there.
Suzanne: By any chance are you guys like those agents who make people famous...I could use one of those.
Anna: Why is that???
Suzanne: I'm only pulling in 60 million dollars a year...I'm broke!!!!!
[Suzanne runs away, and crashes into a table]
Everyone: Ouch!!!
[Bobby Trendy comes out]
Anna: Bobby???
Hugh: I'm glad you 2 could me. Anna this is Bobby Trendy...my lover!
Bobby: Oooo Huge darling!!
Howard: That's it!
[Howard throws Bobby out the window and chops off his head]
Everyone: Ouch!!!
Hugh: Well, let's take a tour of the pool!!!
[At the pool area, where 50 nude women are sunbathing]
[Daniel trips over Pamela Anderson's body]
Daniel: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Pamela: Tommy Lee...go away you f-ing a-hole!!!
Anna: What did you just call my son you big-boobed idiot???
Pamela: I had no idea he was your son..I'm sorry.
Anna: Who cares about you Pamela. You do crappy moves like Heavy Metal...while I do comedy classics like Naked Gun 331/3 The Final Insult!
Howard: That's it!!!
[Howard chops off Pamela's legs, and throws them in the pool.]
Howard: Let's leave!
Anna: Ok....sounds good.
Daniel: But I wanna stay.
Anna: I call up Cherry, and she'll come over for a few hours for you when we get home...OK?
Daniel and Kim: Yes!!!
[Sugar Pie farts, and the mansion falls down]
Everyone: Sugar Pie...bad girl! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Next time on Anna Nicole Show: It's Halloween time, and Anna Nicole dresses up as a bartender to get money for a chairty towards women who want to become playboy models!!! That's on the next Anna Nicole Show!!!
THE END
Episode #10: Party At The Playboy Mansion
Characters:
Anna Nicole Smith
Howard Stern, Anna's Attorney
Kim, Friend
Daniel, Son
and
Sugar Pie, Dog
Guest Stars:
Hugh Hefner
Pamela Anderson
Suzanne Somers
Bobby Trendy
and
Sherman Hemsely
Script:
Anna: Some people say that I'm fat. Some peole say that I'm dumb. Some people say I'm a slut. I amen to that one!
[Theme song plays]
Howard's Voice: Today, the gang and I went in a limo to this party at the Playboy Mansion. Anna's very excited, because they shall be serving pickles there, with strawberry milk.
[In the limo]
Anna: Does anyone here have some carrot cake or baked beans...I'm starving!!!
Sugar-Pie: Woof-woof!
[Suagr Pie farts]
Anna: Oh Sugar Pie!!! Some farting. This limo is gonna small like an f-ing trash can!
[Daniel takes out a Playboy magazine with Anna on the cover]
Anna: Daniel..put down that magazine...it's dirty.
Daniel: Oh, ok melons...I mean MOM!
Anna: That's better!
[Bobby Trendy jumps through the glass into the limo]
Anna: Bobby...what the f&ck are you doing here???
Bobby: Oh Anna...I wanted to tell you how lovely you are looking today, and that pink is simply delish. Next week, I will put up daisies and all sorts of things in your room...anything for you my princess.
Howard: That's it!
[Howard shoots Bobby]
Anna: Oh Howard...you saved me!
[Anna and Howard kiss eachother, and things get a bit hot]
Daniel: MOM!!!
Anna: I'm sorry honey...would you like to join us???
Daniel: You bet!
[20 minutes later, and Anna is asleep]
Kim: Man...Anna sure does look sexy asleep.
Howard: No Kim...do not ever do that sexy Anne Heche dance ever again!
Kim: You know what? I think I'm gonna go with Bobby Trendy...we'd be great together.
Daniel and Howard: Oh yeah.
[Anna wakes up]
Anna: Howard, what do you have your clothes on again...I thought we were having fun??? And where are my jelly donuts! This is f-ing stupid...where are we anyways???
[Limo driver stops the car, and comes in with them]
Limo Driver: Hey there...I'm Shermen Hemsely...your limo driver. We are currently 40 miles away from the mansion. When we get there, we will take off our clothes and dip in a tub filled with pepto bismol...OK?
Anna: Yummy.
Limo Driver: From here to the mansion, a man dressed up as John Ritter will be escourting us.
[Sugar pie farts again]
[Everyone laughs]
[Cuts to a commercial]
Commercial: Are you tired of that bad constipation that bothers you while on the toilet? Then you Push-It-Out butt cream. I use it, and I'm only 8 years old. Now at selected Wal-Mart and Toys R Us stores.
[Back to show]
[They pull into the mansion, and get out]
Anna: Wow...I never remember it to be that big.
Kim: Well Anna...after that thing with George Clooney...what could you see that could be bigger.
[Gives a hi-five to Sherman]
[Hugh Hefner comes out]
Hugh: Anna Nicole Smith...how are you my dear...looks like to put on a little weight. 1, 2, 300 pounds???
Anna: Close! [Laughs]
Hugh: This will be fun...come with me!
[In the mansion]
Hugh: I'd like to introduce you to the star of Playboy in the 1960's, and star of Three's Company...Suzanne Somers!!!
[Suzanne comes out in a Clown suit]
Suzanne: Hey there.
[Suzanne does a little sexy dance]
Anna: Hi there.
Suzanne: By any chance are you guys like those agents who make people famous...I could use one of those.
Anna: Why is that???
Suzanne: I'm only pulling in 60 million dollars a year...I'm broke!!!!!
[Suzanne runs away, and crashes into a table]
Everyone: Ouch!!!
[Bobby Trendy comes out]
Anna: Bobby???
Hugh: I'm glad you 2 could me. Anna this is Bobby Trendy...my lover!
Bobby: Oooo Huge darling!!
Howard: That's it!
[Howard throws Bobby out the window and chops off his head]
Everyone: Ouch!!!
Hugh: Well, let's take a tour of the pool!!!
[At the pool area, where 50 nude women are sunbathing]
[Daniel trips over Pamela Anderson's body]
Daniel: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Pamela: Tommy Lee...go away you f-ing a-hole!!!
Anna: What did you just call my son you big-boobed idiot???
Pamela: I had no idea he was your son..I'm sorry.
Anna: Who cares about you Pamela. You do crappy moves like Heavy Metal...while I do comedy classics like Naked Gun 331/3 The Final Insult!
Howard: That's it!!!
[Howard chops off Pamela's legs, and throws them in the pool.]
Howard: Let's leave!
Anna: Ok....sounds good.
Daniel: But I wanna stay.
Anna: I call up Cherry, and she'll come over for a few hours for you when we get home...OK?
Daniel and Kim: Yes!!!
[Sugar Pie farts, and the mansion falls down]
Everyone: Sugar Pie...bad girl! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
Next time on Anna Nicole Show: It's Halloween time, and Anna Nicole dresses up as a bartender to get money for a chairty towards women who want to become playboy models!!! That's on the next Anna Nicole Show!!!
THE END