Frank Gannucci
07-27-2024, 08:37 PM
The Kramdens and Nortons return from their cruise:
(The girls arrive in the apartment building. They run into Mrs. Manicotti.)
Mrs. Manicotti: “Welcome home Alice & Trixie. How was your trip?”
Alice: “Don’t ask.”
Trixie: “Ralph made a fool of himself during the whole cruise.”
Mrs. Manicotti: “What did he do now?”
Alice: “He got drunk and threw up every night.”
Trixie: “There was on time where he really acted like a fool.”
(The boys come by.)
Ralph: “All right so I made a few mistakes. Anybody can get drunk and think the ocean was a pool and dive in accidentally fully clothed.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
Mrs. Manicotti: “Mama mia. That had to be embarrassing.”
Ed: “Real embarrassing. Especially since the people in the Dominican Republic thought that Ralph looked like a big diving elephant.”
Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!”
(Garrity comes by.)
Garrity: “Hey Kramden! I saw that moment that you all was talking about onnFacebook. It’s on the apartment buildings facebook page. You will be the laughingstock of the building.”
Ed: “He was already of the laughingstock before that.”
(Ralph growls as he wants to fight Ed. They get separated.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The girls arrive in the apartment building. They run into Mrs. Manicotti.)
Mrs. Manicotti: “Welcome home Alice & Trixie. How was your trip?”
Alice: “Don’t ask.”
Trixie: “Ralph made a fool of himself during the whole cruise.”
Mrs. Manicotti: “What did he do now?”
Alice: “He got drunk and threw up every night.”
Trixie: “There was on time where he really acted like a fool.”
(The boys come by.)
Ralph: “All right so I made a few mistakes. Anybody can get drunk and think the ocean was a pool and dive in accidentally fully clothed.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”
Mrs. Manicotti: “Mama mia. That had to be embarrassing.”
Ed: “Real embarrassing. Especially since the people in the Dominican Republic thought that Ralph looked like a big diving elephant.”
Ralph (yells): “OKAY NORTON! PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!”
(Garrity comes by.)
Garrity: “Hey Kramden! I saw that moment that you all was talking about onnFacebook. It’s on the apartment buildings facebook page. You will be the laughingstock of the building.”
Ed: “He was already of the laughingstock before that.”
(Ralph growls as he wants to fight Ed. They get separated.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)