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Frank Gannucci
06-30-2024, 05:31 PM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Miami Beach:

(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)

Ralph: “Ok Alice. I admit it! I admit it! I admit it! I made a fool of myself at the wedding by being drunk and falling off the pool diving board in my tuxedo.”

Ed: “You forgot the part where the board broke under your weight.”

Alice: “The tux is ruined Ralph. The tailor can’t bring it back even if it wasn’t. He doesn’t know any ELEPHANTS that need a new wardrobe.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!”

(Uncle Leo comes by.)

Alice: “Hi Uncle Leo.”

Leo: “Hello. Ralph, it’s GOOD to see you. I saw what your mother-in-law posted on Facebook with you acting drunk.”

Ralph (yells): “WHAT?”

Ed: “You should see the comments Ralph. She also uploaded the video to YouTube and you got a million laughs.”

(Ralph goes to Alice’s Mother.)

Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! YOU ARE GONNA GET YOURS.”

(They fight but everyone separates them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)