Frank Gannucci
06-30-2024, 05:31 PM
The Honeymooners gang returns from Miami Beach:
(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)
Ralph: “Ok Alice. I admit it! I admit it! I admit it! I made a fool of myself at the wedding by being drunk and falling off the pool diving board in my tuxedo.”
Ed: “You forgot the part where the board broke under your weight.”
Alice: “The tux is ruined Ralph. The tailor can’t bring it back even if it wasn’t. He doesn’t know any ELEPHANTS that need a new wardrobe.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!”
(Uncle Leo comes by.)
Alice: “Hi Uncle Leo.”
Leo: “Hello. Ralph, it’s GOOD to see you. I saw what your mother-in-law posted on Facebook with you acting drunk.”
Ralph (yells): “WHAT?”
Ed: “You should see the comments Ralph. She also uploaded the video to YouTube and you got a million laughs.”
(Ralph goes to Alice’s Mother.)
Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! YOU ARE GONNA GET YOURS.”
(They fight but everyone separates them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(They arrive at 328 Chauncey Street.)
Ralph: “Ok Alice. I admit it! I admit it! I admit it! I made a fool of myself at the wedding by being drunk and falling off the pool diving board in my tuxedo.”
Ed: “You forgot the part where the board broke under your weight.”
Alice: “The tux is ruined Ralph. The tailor can’t bring it back even if it wasn’t. He doesn’t know any ELEPHANTS that need a new wardrobe.”
(Ed laughs.)
Ralph (to Ed, yells): “SHUT UP!”
(Uncle Leo comes by.)
Alice: “Hi Uncle Leo.”
Leo: “Hello. Ralph, it’s GOOD to see you. I saw what your mother-in-law posted on Facebook with you acting drunk.”
Ralph (yells): “WHAT?”
Ed: “You should see the comments Ralph. She also uploaded the video to YouTube and you got a million laughs.”
(Ralph goes to Alice’s Mother.)
Ralph (yells): “YOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-BER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! YOU ARE GONNA GET YOURS.”
(They fight but everyone separates them.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)