Frank Gannucci
06-23-2024, 07:11 AM
The Honeymooners gang goes on a summer vacation:
(The Kramdens and Nortons are packing their rental car.)
Ralph: “I can’t believe it. Another one of our own Raccoon Lodge members is getting married.”
Ed: “Yes and it’s In Miami Beach.”
Ralph: “Did you see my wife’s parents who unfortunately are coming? Alice’s mother is bringing the entire state of New York with her.”
Ed: “Luckily I’m packing light. One of the things I’m packing is my SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt when I take a tour of the Miami sewers. They got the best sewers in the world.”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Trixie, Alice and her parents come out with their luggage.)
Alice’s Mom: “Hey Sonny Boy. I hope you fit on the airplane.”
Ralph: “Boy, are you gonna get yours.”
Alice’s Mom: “I’ll be surprised if you fit in this car.”
Ed: “Hey, one time he got stuck in an Italian car.”
(They all laugh.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP.”
Ed: “I hope you packed the car good Ralph unlike one time where you & me went on a fishing trip and you had paraphernalia strapped to the car like decorations on a XMas tree and all of them fell off in the Lincoln Tunnel.”
(Everyone laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “OOOH, YOU ARE GONNA GET IT. THE CAR IS PACKED. LETS GO.”
(They do and they arrive at LaGyardia International AirPort. They go on the plane.)
Ralph: “I say you guys. There’s nothing like a Miami Beach wedding.”
(They all sing a song about Miami Beach weddings in which the crowd cheers at the end.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)
(The Kramdens and Nortons are packing their rental car.)
Ralph: “I can’t believe it. Another one of our own Raccoon Lodge members is getting married.”
Ed: “Yes and it’s In Miami Beach.”
Ralph: “Did you see my wife’s parents who unfortunately are coming? Alice’s mother is bringing the entire state of New York with her.”
Ed: “Luckily I’m packing light. One of the things I’m packing is my SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt when I take a tour of the Miami sewers. They got the best sewers in the world.”
(Crowd cheers.)
(Trixie, Alice and her parents come out with their luggage.)
Alice’s Mom: “Hey Sonny Boy. I hope you fit on the airplane.”
Ralph: “Boy, are you gonna get yours.”
Alice’s Mom: “I’ll be surprised if you fit in this car.”
Ed: “Hey, one time he got stuck in an Italian car.”
(They all laugh.)
Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP.”
Ed: “I hope you packed the car good Ralph unlike one time where you & me went on a fishing trip and you had paraphernalia strapped to the car like decorations on a XMas tree and all of them fell off in the Lincoln Tunnel.”
(Everyone laughs.)
Ralph (yells): “OOOH, YOU ARE GONNA GET IT. THE CAR IS PACKED. LETS GO.”
(They do and they arrive at LaGyardia International AirPort. They go on the plane.)
Ralph: “I say you guys. There’s nothing like a Miami Beach wedding.”
(They all sing a song about Miami Beach weddings in which the crowd cheers at the end.)
(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)
Jackie: “As always, the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!”
(Crowd cheers.)