Paladin: "Armenian cooking, Hey Boy, Armenian people. Among the world's finest."

Samuel Abajinian: "Sadness I taste."

Paladin: "What can I do? Such generosity."

Yorgi: (to Paladin)"My friend, you bargain like an Armenian."

Helen Abajinian: "I am a second generation American, and I have rights."

JImmy O'Reilly: "Doggone it, women don't chase men."

Paladin: "Such generosity should be written on the side of Mount Ararat for all to see."

Paladin: "Guns are my business."

Paladin:
I don't think you got a very good look at this gun while you had it. The balance is perfect. This trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. If you look carefully in the barrel you'll see the lines of the rifling. It's a rarity in a hand weapon. This gun was handcrafted to my specifications and I rarely draw it unless I mean to use it. Would you care for a demonstration?

BLAST 'EM. SCATTER 'EM.

HALT 'EM WITH BRIMSTONE!

Maya Ferguson:
You will agree to remember at all times please that I'm a lady.

Paladin:
Well, your mother knew something they apparently are not teaching young ladies at schools in the East these days. The quickest way to bring out the worst in a man is to make certain it's there.

Armenian Man: "This man is a poet!"

Paladin:
Tis a foolish thing dwelling 'neath a roof of glass to stone thy neighbors as they pass Don Quixote 1605.