He heard that his movie idol, Jon Voight, bit Kramer, and he wanted to do the same.

What does the phrase "Yada, Yada, Yada" mean?

It was Jerry's pet name for Elaine (because she HATED to be called "schmoopy".)

Why didn't Elaine want to accept the cashmere sweater that George gave her?

It had fleas.

Why didn't Kramer want Jerry to shave his chest hair?

He wanted to be the only one in the building with a clean-shaven chest.

When Jerry and Kramer got to go to the second hockey game, what was the small 'catch'?

They had to streak on the ice.

What did Puddy do that got the priest sick?

Switched his holy water with vodka.

What is Puddy's favorite fast-food joint?

Mandelbaum's Crepe Hut...Crepes done fast!

Your up Sue Ellen :wave:

Why did Jerry refuse to eat what Poppie cooked?

He refused to eat any of Poppy's cooking, until Poppy paid for Jerry's urine-stained couch.

What candy landed into a patient's open stomach, during an operation?

A giant Chunky.

What game did George play with the Bubble Boy?

Ring around the Bubble Boy.

Why did Jerry refuse to sign an autograph for the red-neck waitress?

He was prejudice against the red neck community.

Why did Kramer make out with a mannequin?

Because he couldnt get a date after he lost his chick-magnet jacket.

Why did George's girlfriend suspect his muscle car might not be his?

He doesn't have muscles.

Why did George pretend to be European in a fancy store?

He actually is European and has been fooling Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer into thinking he is a New Yorker.

What did George eat out of the trash can?

A calzone from Pizzano's.

Why did Kramer cook an entire meal in his shower?

Because his hot-tub was on the fritz.

Why did Jerry 'freak out' on an airoplane?

The sheer luck of flying first class, next to a supermodel, and eating hot fudge sundaes was more than he could bear.

Where did Jerry tell the mall cop his father had been, as an excuse for urinating in the garage?

He told him his dad had been locked in Harry Flemming's moth infested warehouse for over a week.

Why did Jackie Chiles refuse to represent Kramer's girlfriend in a criminal case?

Being that he was having an affair with her on the sly, it would've been a conflict of interest.

Why couldn't Jerry tell the blonde-in-the- blue-sweatpants who had bashed into her car?

Although she appeared sweet, she actually was a well-known badass and Jerry feared she might cause him bodily harm.

Why didn't Kramer customarily knock when entering Mr. Seinfeld's apartment?

Because knocking on his door reminded Jerry of Newman and his evil Drake's Cake death wish knock.

Why did Jerry think he should take the first class seat before Elaine on a flight back home?

For her safety. Being a true gentleman, Jerry wanted to sacrifice himself for Elaine if the plane crashed.

Who had the nickname of "Vegetable Lasagna"?

Newman...although he didn't appear it. Newman loved Vegatable Lasagna.

What did Al Neche tell Daphne about George?

That his true identitiy was Art Vandalay, an architect from Arkansas.

Why did George refer to Kramer as "Batman"?

Because of Kramer's odd habit of sleeping upside down in his wood filled apartment.

How did George get his gym teacher in trouble?

Slipped a mickey in his water flask, and the guy keeled over in front of the school principal.

What was the video Kramer and Newman saw in Jerry's bedroom, as one of Kramer's "blood brother" favors?

Originally posted by IGNTBone
Slipped a mickey in his water flask, and the guy keeled over in front of the school principal.

:lol:

Dunstun Checks In.

Why did Jerry refuse to eat at 4:00 pm?

He prefers not to have dinner till 9pm, and boy, is that an experience!

How did George end up working for Pendant Publishing?

His work on the Penske Project convinced Paul Pendant that he was the rught man for the job.

Why did Newman almost get evicted?

He refused to put his picture up in the building lobby.

How did Jerry get 25% off all dry cleaning?

The owner likes comedians, and always gives them a discount.

Why did Jerry break it off with his nudist girlfriend?

She could not get served at Monk's coffee shop because she refused to wear a shirt and Jerry chose the coffee shop over her.


Why did Kramer and the Soup Nazi hit it off?

He was the only customer to order perfectly every time.

Uncle Leo is the brother of whom?

Jackie Chiles, by different fathers.

Why did Newman agree to help Kramer win over Jerry's girlfriend?

Kramer promised him a life-time supply of Drake's coffee cakes.

Why did Kramer despise Keith Hernandez?

He was a Don Mattingly fan.

How did Toby lose her pinky toe?

It was ran over by a tractor -- and was thereafter referred to as "The Tractor Story."

Why did Elaine follow Sidra into the sauna?

To see if she was sponge worthy.

Why did George seduce his cousin?

To try and get out of his engagement to Susan.

Why didn't Elaine get the vacant apartment above Jerry?

She decided to move to Burma instead (where rent is much cheaper).

Who idolized Edward Scissorhands?

Newman

Why did Frankie Merman dig a hole in central park?

He was wearing his puffy shirt and was overwhelmed by a desire to look for buried treasure.

Why did Jerry end up with a cast on his hand after dating manhands?

It was a surgical procedure done, due to his insecurity, to make his own hands even more 'manly'.

How did Elaine come to be president of the Peterman catalog?

She followed Kramer's advice, and slept with Mr. Ipswitch, the accountant.

Why was Elaine attracted to Fred, the guy who didnt remember meeting her before?

Elaine felt very comfortable with him -- since he was one of the few men in New York who DIDN'T see her exposed nipple.

What is Jumbalaya?

An exclamation of joy Newman shouts, whenever he's excited over something.

Why does Jerry oppose giving a 'day-after-thank-you'?

Because he prefers to kiss hello.

Why did Jerry harrass the old woman for her marble rye?

After the people before him bought the last Chocolate Bobka, he was desperate.

Why did George have Kramer pick up Estelle after her eye surgery?

He thought they might hit it off.

Why did Jerry have 4 gypsy magicians after him?

They were Banya's friends, and upset at Jerry's contempt for him.

Why was Elaine absent from the (actual) pilot episode?

Larry David had a problem with women.

Why did Rebecca Demornay argue with Elaine?

She refused to fulfill her janitorial duties.

What movie was the gang so eager to get to, while waiting in the Chinese restaurant?

The premiere of Sack Lunch.

Why did Elaine dress up in disguise when she attended the taping of the pilot?

She didn't want to get into a fight with "The Real Elaine" actress portraying her.

Why did Toby heckle Jerry at the comedy club?

She much preferred Bania's material instead.

Why did Kramer adopt a highway?

He was planning to construct his "make your own pizza" place on it.

What does it mean to "Stuff your sorries in a sack"?

It's dirty talk from Jerry.

Why did Elaine need a tetanus shot?

Jon Voight bit her soft, succulent calf.

Why did Mr. Pitt keep staring at a painting?

He found the painting to be loathsome and offensive...yet he couldn't look away.

Why did Kramer want Newman's birthday wish?

He sold off all of his to pay off the Texan at the airport.

What did Jerry refer to his girlfriend as, when she could get anything she wanted?

One hot hoochie-momma.

What did Estelle do to improve her odds of finding a man after her seperation from Frank?

She hit on Kramer, who had returned her advances by 'stopping short'.

Who coaxed Jerry to wear the Puffy Shirt?

The fat-free yogurt store owners, so that it would hide his growing gut and they would not be exposed as frauds on the Today Show.

Why did Jerry give Elaine a cigar store Indian?

He made it in her likeness.

What was George's favorite chocolate drink?

SlimFast (Jerry's gut wasn't the only one that got bigger due to the fat free yogurt scam).

What incident was responsible for Kramer's hatred towards US Postal Service?

Newman wouldn't share his broccolli with him.

Why did Elaine short out her neighbor's electricity?

She wanted him to stop cooking potatos.

What did Mr. Pitt find intoxicating about Woody Woodpecker?

The smoothly-drawn animation of his cartoons

Why was Kramer thrown in a sack into the Hudson River?

It was Newman's revenge after Kramer screwed him over on the radar detector / bike helmet trade.

What did Kramer think of the carpet sweeper?

It would be a great Festivus gift

What was wrong with Newman's Millenium party?

Jerry forgot to bring the marble rye.

Why did the Soup Nazi despise Elaine?

She hated soup.

Why did Babu call Jerry a very bad man?

Because he stole the Marble Rye.

What happened to JFK's golf clubs?

Jack Klompas, one of Jack Ruby's business associates, bought them.

Why did Kramer kick Newman out of a mail truck?

He had fleas.

Why did Jimmy punch Kramer?

Kramer wouldn't buy Jimmy a meal at Mendy's after Jimmy gave Kramer his shoes.

What did George accuse Jerry of stealing, during the "contest"?

His Twix candy bar.

Why did Elaine buy a whole case of Sponges?

It was Fleet Week.

How did Kramer cause Jerry's apartment to be robbed?

He abused his key privledges when he let in a gang of street toughs, who beat Kramer up, and stole Jerry's things.

Why was George begging Jerry's folks to let him rob them?

He was overheard while describing Jerry's exquisite collection of Pez dispensers.

How did George cheat on his IQ test?

He had crib notes written on his hand.

Why did George create a candy lineup?

Sorry IGNTBone, I guess we posted at the same time. I'll answer your question.

Because he wanted to make up for an impoverished childhood?

How did George cheat on his IQ test?

He stopped having sex, as to boost his intellegence (Once he passed, his girlfriend "rewarded" him, and therefore, never caught on).

What is known as "double dipping"?

Going from the pool to the jacuzzi.

Why did Jerry shave his chest?

Kramer read a Penthouse letter saying women preferred smooth chested guys over hairy ones.

Why was George wearing a big, gortex coat?

He met a woman he liked while wearing it, so he wore it during his trip to India for good luck.

Why did Kramer fear he was somehow involved in the murder of a dry cleaner employee?

The incident was coincidentally tied together with the Keith Hernandez conspiracy.

What did Jerry put on Elaines lap during George's girlfriend's piano recital?

"It"

Why did Puddy high five Jerry so much?

He wanted to become Jerry's key-brother.

Why was Elaine willing to give up sex for a long period of time?

She ran out of sponges.

Why did Kramer put cement in a washing machine?

It was too difficult to mix cement in the blender -- so the washing machine was the obvious solution?

Where did Newman want to get transferred to?

Korea, so he could visit a long-lost love.

Why was George telling Jerry to "Stuff your sorries in a sack"?

he wanted them for his life long sorry collection.

What did Elaine create for the cover of the Peterman catalogue?

The urban kimono.

Why did Kramer have to "sneak around" in order to eat at the Kenny Rogers chicken place?

He was the card-carrying president of the Roy Rogers fan club.

What did Elaine replace the piece of valuble wedding cake from Peterman's fridge with?

A sliver of a Drake's coffee cake.

Who said: "I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it!"

Uncle Leo, whom was calling from the Plaza Hotel, and bragging about it.

How did Kramer and Mickey solve their double date dilema?

they decided to just go out with eachother instead.

Why was Newman almost evicted by Silvio?

He couldn't come up with $5000 rent, so he sold the 'Son-of-Sam' mailbag.

Who had a great 'John Houseman' name?

Yev Kassem

Why did Newman have a picture of nearly naked George and nearly naked photo studio guy displayed in the post office?

They were posing for the new U.S. Post office calendar.

How did Jerry end up with Kramer's blood in him?

After getting the bends from deep-sea diving in Florida, he needed a transfusion. Since Kramer was there anyway running for condo board president, he donated blood.

Why was Kramer getting seizures from the TV?

The steel plate implanted in his head from his encounter with Davola was set off by the Televison.

Why did Jerry suggest Elaine go to Kramer's karate class?

So she could learn to fend off sexual advances from young Jewish boys.

Why didn't Jerry participate in Elaine's bachelor auction?

He got in touch with his feelings, and proposed to her instead.

Why is Neumann so enamored with Elaine?

He found her big head irresistable.

Why was Crazy Joe Davola stalking Kramer?

He wanted the helmet back that Neumann stole from him.

According to Jerry & George, what breakfast food can be very filling?

Crepes topped with flavorful peaches.

When Jerry posed as 'the mad bomber' what demand did he make?

A lifetime supply of Chinese gum and Grape Nuts.

According to George, what was a relationship killer?

'Bad Naked'

What were the names of George's horses, at his fake house in the Hamptons?

Shlomo and Slippery Pete.

Why did George have to use a fishing pole to bet bread into his in-laws place?

His Cherry picker was on the fritz.

Why was Elaine leery about being Sue Ellen Mishke's Maid of honor?

She was more used to being a 'best man' for lesbian weddings.

Why did George purposely try to get fired from the Yankees?

He got a better offer from Tyler Chicken.

Why did Steinbrenner think George was dead?

Because his flight to Cuba was hijacked by 3 Dominicans.

Why did Jerry fear Mr. Marbles?

It brought up repressed memories of his pre-comedy days, when he tried ventriliquism.

What was the transaction Uncle Leo made with Jerry in a resturant men's room?

50 bucks for Leo to shut up about Jeffrey and the parks dept.

What did Jerry tell Manya he hated?

Her potato salad recipe, he told her it tasted like a rotting pony carcass.

Why did Julio tell Jerry that he was in no hurry to fix anything in Jerry's apartment?

He heard he had fleas.

Why did George mention Kramer's name to the eyeglass salesman?

He thought Kramer was such a cool guy, he was bragging to everyone that they were friends.

Where did Jerry finally find his father's lost wallet?

In a meatpacking plant that George claimed was a nightclub.

Why did Cosmo assume his girlfriend Connie wanted him dead?

Her birthday wish was for Kramer to drop dead.

What are 'Jimmy Legs'?

The name of Elaine's dance.

What made a swooshing noise on George?

His Van Buren Boyz insignia.

What kind of stories did Kramer buy off of Newman?

stories about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.

How did George cost a busboy his job?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
stories about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.

How did George cost a busboy his job?
:lol:

He kissed him in the restaurant...not that there's anything wrong with that.

What did Jerry and George dare Elaine to do in the Chinese restaurant?

Show the waiter some 'nip' to get in the restaurant faster.

Why did the waiter in the Chinese Restaurant yell out "Cartwright!"?

He was a big Bonanza fan.

How did Eric the clown put out the grease fire?

He dumped a bucket of Kramer's blood on it.

Why did Newman threaten to jump off of his apartment building?

He was jealous that George bought Jo(h)n Voight's car, so he wanted to wreck it by falling on top if it from the building's roof.

Why was Jerry spying on Elaine's co-worker in the men's room?

Since he was always sniffing, Elaine thought he was a cocaine addict and Jerry was trying to confirm this.


Why did J. Peterman leave New York for a cave?

He heard that cave dwellers were impecable dressers.

Why did George wear a shirt stained with chocolate sauce on it?

He was pitching an idea for the 'Bosco Shirt' to J. Peterman.

Why was Jerry paranoid of being gunned down in his apartment by the FBI?

He made many fake charitable deductions and suspected the FBI or the IRS would be after him soon.

Why did 2 Russian guys 'crash' the baby shower Elaine was throwing?

They were actually looking for Neumann's Millenium party.

Why did Kramer get a vasectomy?

After the kids from his Karate class beat him up, he vowed never to have children of his own.

Why did Elaine leave a dirty message for Jerry at his club?

It was a response to his emotional marriage proposal.

What halted production of the Woody Allen movie that Kramer had a part in?

Kramer accidentally punched out Woody after an all out melee ensued.

Whose attention was Kramer trying to get at Dinky Doughnuts?

Mickey Mantle

What TV show did Jerry have a hard time confessing to having watched?

Bob Patterson

Why did Kramer take a photo of his accountant on the toilet?

Because he thought it would go well with his shot of the shirtless Krueger.

What did George call the most boring moment of his life?

Proposing to Susan.

What is 'The Human Fund'?

It's a charity that helps the homeless get something to eat(muffin stumps) and find work.(rickshaw)

Why did Mr. Pitt fire Elaine?

She bought him the wrong socks.

How did George intend on having his parents pay attention to him more?

He ran around Yankee Stadium with only a skin-tight flesh colored body suit.

Why did Earl Haffler think Cosmo tried to hustle him?

He told him that papanick was the mother of a mudder.

Why did Elaine and Frank come to blows at the police station?

He was there on business with his caped lawyer, and when he saw Elaine there, he told her how insulted he was she didn't say hello to him on the street. One thing then led to another.

What did Jerry's girlfriend toss in his toilet, as revenge for her toothbrush?

His PEZ dispenser.

Why was Elaine's co-worker leery about having to share a bathroom with her?

Her hair smelled like B.O.

Why was Elaine late to meet her father?

She was looking for extra Sponges.

Why did a floury Kramer and Neumann forcefully disturb Kenny Banya's stand up act?

They were protesting Bania's mistreatment of the fine product of Ovaltine.

How did Jerry's suede jacket get ruined?

Kramer spilled metal polish for his slicer on the jacket.

Why did Elaine's father think George was gay?

He said Jerry's jacket looked "fabulous."

Who was the lady Jerry couldn't figure out at the Chinese restaurant?

His fourth-grade teacher.

Why was George so obsessed with a bum camped out in front of the library?

He thought it was his father's long lost cousin Carlo.

Why was Moffit afraid of Jerry?

He wouldn't let him into the building, and then he killed his pet parrot.

Why is Jerry obsessed with Superman?

He loved the idea of wearing a cape.

Why did Jerry try to get Uncle Leo to break up with his girlfriend?

Jerry had the hots for her.

What sealed the deal for Kramer's Coffee Table Book to finally get published?

He went partners with Littman on the muffin top idea.

Why did Kramer get attacked at an Aids walk?

They found out he got a woman's phone number off of their confidential list.

Why did George drag the Rosses to upstate NY under false pretenses?

He took them up there so Jerry could sneak a marble rye into their home.

What bet did Todd Gak lose to Elaine?

That Tolstoy's original title for "War And Peace" was "War, What is it Good For?"

What did Kramer say made him glad that Jerry took away his spare key privledges?

He no longer had to eat Jerry's putrid supermarket fruit.

Who did Kramer rescue from the hospital?

The Bubble Boy.

Why did Kramer & Jerry grave-rob a pet cemetary?

Because Kramer wanted a pet that didn't require a lot of maintenance.

Why was George walking around the streets of NYC dressed as Henry VIII?

The tall women he met loved it for foreplay.

Why did Elaine borrow Jerry's car to haul loads of trash?

There were no rickshaws available.

Why did Jerry, George and Kramer visit Tor Eckman?

He was one of the senior citizens they sponsored in the friendship organization.

What happened to George's toupee?

He purposely left it at a girlfriend's house and it mysteriously disappeared.

Why did George turn purple?

The very real results of his seemingly false heart attack.

What cartoon does Jerry watch to keep his mind off the nudist living across the street?

Mr. Magoo

Why did Elaine hang out in a storage closet?

The smell of amonia takes her back to many happy childhood memories.

Why was Jerry's accountant sniffling?

He was allergic to George's toupee.

How did Jerry cost Miss Rhode Island the pageant?

He bribed Kramer to take a hike, then they engaged in some private moments.

What bet did George lose to Jerry, that resulted in an airport pickup?

That Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.

How did Rabbi Glickman betray Elaine's trust?

He revealed that she had a storage locker full of sponges.


Why did Elaine steal a Jesus Fish from a car?

She was Really hungry fasting for that medical examination.

Why did George cry to Susan?

She made him drop his hot dog in the dirt.

How was Festivus started?

It was started one year after George's brother mysteriously dropped off the face of the planet.

Why George get upset that his girlfriend handed Elaine the big salad?

He assumed that, being a man, he was strong enough to carry the "big salad", and his lady friend would only too easily drop it.

Why was George so anxious to switch an answering machine tape?

He wanted everybody to hear his song "I'm not Home."

Why did Elaine agree to go out with the stationary store clerk?

He was spongeworthy.

Why did Peterman take George along, when visiting his sick mother?

His mother was a big Yankee fan.

Why did Kramer drive Steve Gendason to see his fish?

The tank hadn't been cleaned in weeks.

Why did Kramer take dog medicine?

He caught fleas from Jerry's apartment.

Why did Jerry refuse to kiss Newman's ex-girlfriend?

He dropped her toothbrush in the toilet.

Why was Kramer avoiding the cable guy?

He was fooling around with his wife.

Why did Mr. Littman cancel the rest of Kramer's media tour for his coffee table book?

After a while, he decided he disliked the cigar store indian, so he took away Kramer's book tour out of spite.

Why did Puddy refuse Jerry's patronage at the garage?

He had heard that his he had heckled Toby at her workplace and was afraid of a similar heckling attack.

Why did an old man try to bite Jerry's friends?

It was justifible. He thought they were reaching for his wallet.

Why did Elaine make a little boy think his grandma had died?

She hated old people, she was anti-aging.

Why did George want his head covered in oil?

So it would smell like roasting poultry, like Kramer's skin.

What was Kramer's "Plan B" to sabotage the Mayan clothing store?

To secretly replace all the Guatemalan blouses with puffy shirts?

Why did the close-talker want to spend all his free time hangin' with Jerry's parents?

He was trying to steal Morty's design for a brimless rain hat.

Why did Bookman have it in for Jerry?

He reminded him of someone he knew in Korea, which wasn't good.

Why was Jean-Paul late for the marathon?

He was waiting in Kramer's car while Kramer got instructions on how to care for his friend's parrot.

Why did George pay a visit to Russle Dalrymple's home?

He wanted to get another glance at Russell's daughter's cleavage.

Why did Kramer buy an industrial strength heat pump?

To make up for smashing Jerry's air conditioner.

Why was George obsessed with an auto mechanic?

He heard that the mechanic knew Jerry's secret "move".

Why did Elaine try to steal Mr. Lippman's newspaper?

She heard that the NY Times had printed her Christmas nipple shot, and she wanted to grab as many papers as possible.

What caused Kramer to vomit on Susan?

Bad cantalope

What did Elaine confide in Rabbi Glickman?

That she dreamt she had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman.

Why did Jerry agree to lose a tennis match?

In order to get Marcelino to take down his bounced clown check.

Why did Elaine accompany Uncle Leo to the doctor?

She had a thing for the doctor.

Why did Elaine call Jerry a racist?

Because he harassed an Asian mail carrier for directions to a Chinese restaurant.

What was George's excuse for knocking everyone down after the fire at the birthday party?

He had uromysatitis and had to get to the bathroom real quick.

What did Jerry tell Kramer to look for in the stockroom?

His Puffy shirt

Why was Jerry disappointed with Donna Chang?

She had 'man-hands'

Why did Jerry refuse to race his high school friend?

Because Kramer took his favorite running shoes to The Mom & Pop Store
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Jerry broke up with a girlfriend because she did what to her peas?

Pretended to eat them, but dumped them in Jerry's overcoat when he wasn't looking.

Why did Jerry spend six hours breaking up with a girlfriend, only to beg for forgiveness as soon as he reached her front stoop?

It was the same neighborhood where the Smog Strangler was on the prowl
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Kramer went to LA to do what?

Whoa, a Maestro sighting on the wrong answer thread, that is almost as rare as an IGNTBone sighting on a non-Wrong Answer thread ;)



Kramer went to LA to find the family of circus performers who stole Jerry's Friar's Club crested jacket and turned Jerry into a laughing stock of the entertainment community.

What did Elaine throw at her moving-man ex-boyfriend that apparently ruined Jerry's old couch?

Her urine sample.

Why was Lloyd Braun dismissed from his advisor position?

Because he had sexual intercourse with the cleaning woman on his desk ("Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?")
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Jerry (& George) was stunned to find out that Elaine faked what with Jerry?

laughs at his act.

What was Poppy and Kramer going into business together for?

To make anti-bactirial hand soap.
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What did Kramer do with a Junior Mint?

Invented something he called a "Junior Mint Junior" using his industrial slicer.

What odd habit of Leonardo Da Vinci did Kramer try to imitate?

swim in the Hudson River.

Why was George desperate to watch Breakfast at Tiffany's?

He thought Marissa Tomei was in it.
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What did the gang (J,E & G) do when George revealed the K-Man's 1st name?

Urged Kramer to change it, since his now-full name was identical to the infamous Lopper.

What sitcom did George and Susan often watch while in bed?

My Two Dads & Swiss Family Robinson
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What did Georgie sorta' have to buy from one of Jerry's love interests?

A massage chair shipped from Deleware.

What did Joe Davola have against Jerry?

swim in the Hudson River.
Da Vinci discovered New York?? ;)

Davola resented Jerry inventing the Umbrella twirl.

Why was J Peterman so distraught over Susie's death?

She was his sister.

What did Elaine 'fake' with Jerry?

Her dislike of Newman.

According to Eastern European tradition, a Comedian possesses what special 'powers'?

All the same special powers of Superman.

For what sole reason did Jerry accompany George and Kramer to their visit with Tor Eckman?

(hey IGNTBone, funny I just asked the 'fake' question like 10 posts B4 yours :) )-

George wanted the witch Dr to help him raise his Kavorka factor.
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When George takes a trip south of the border, where did he end up?

George wanted the witch Dr to help him raise his Kavorka factor. That's why Jerry went along? :happyface

Due to a hurricane warning, George ended up trapped in a small hotel room with J Peterman who was in the area looking for a new idea for a men's sandal.

Why did George blame Jerry for his 'winking' problem?

(I did screw the Jer nuance up... but I thought I asked a hell of a question :) )

Because George got poked in the eye by a female body part trying to follow Jer's instructions to perform the move.
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Why did George like his Timberland boots?

(I did screw the Jer nuance up... but I thought I asked a hell of a question )

I had no idea what you were talking about 'south of the border', then I assumed you meant Cuba?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
I had no idea what you were talking about 'south of the border', then I assumed you meant Cuba?

Dang, I screwed it up :mad:
I meant to say below the equator, damn, ruined a good one :) from 1st scene The Mango (http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/Scripts/TheMango.html).


last wrong answer:
Because George got poked in the eye by a female body part trying to follow Jer's instructions to perform the move.
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Why did George like his Timberland boots?

They made him jump higher.

What did Kramer do that caused Misha to fall off the high wire?

He jumped on the wire himself after having been freaked out by a clown.

Why did Geroge claim he had "no hand"?

Because he burned both of them on an iron left plugged in.

Why did Kramer want to extend his test drive at the car lot?

He wanted to see if the car could handle an engine full of blood and groceries.

oops, I forgot to add a question...

Why did Mom & Pop flee NY?

Pop was suspected in the Smog Stranglings.

Why did Elaine invite Newman over to her apartment????

To confess her love for him, and so they could officially consumate the relationship.

What did Elaine say the reason was, that she couldn't eat the Jujyfruits on the way to visit Jake Jarmel?

She suffered from Uromysatitus and needed to ingest a jelly-like substance immediately.

Where did Jake Jarmel get his glasses from?

The lost-and-found box at the cinema.

Why did Jerry tell his father that the birthday gift he got him was "hot"?

It was a pizza right out of the oven.

Why did Sue Ellen Mishke wear a bra as a top?

She was a Calvin Klein underwear model, and liked to do a little extra 'advertising' in her spare time.

Why did Mr. Kruger take everyone but George off of a special project?

Mr. Krueger loved what George did with the Penske file.

Why were Frank and Estelle upset with the Seinfelds?

They didnt invite them to Manya's funeral.

Why did Kramer get to drive the back end of a fire truck?