Frank Gannucci
04-11-2024, 06:47 PM
An I Love Lucy Income Tax Day:
(Fred & Ricky are talking to Lucy & Ethel.)
Ricky: “Now Lucy, me and Fred are going to the IRS office. I know that us and you two have to take two different cars due to our respective schedules.”
Lucy: “We know that.”
Ricky: “Here are the directions. You take THESE directions and not the ones that you claim are better.”
Lucy: “But Ricky, I know that these directions are better than yours. They are more relaxed.”
Ricky: “More relaxed? WHAT?”
Fred: “I agree with Ricky. Those directions are perfect.”
Ethel: “Says the person who still relies on outdated maps.”
(Ricky laughs.)
Lucy: “Don’t worry Ricky. We will get there on time.”
Ricky: “All right. See ya.”
(The boys leave.)
Lucy: “We are going to use my directions. I promise you that we will get to the IRS office before the boys.”
Ethel: “Good girl.”
Lucy: “Fort once, I will have a head start on Ricky as far as money goes. We will get there before 6p.”
(It is 11:40p. The girls are stuck in traffic. Ricky and Fred are on the cell phone and they are talking to the girls and Ricky is yelling in Spanish.)
Ricky (yells): “LUCY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO IN REGARDS TO THE DIRECTIONS?”
Lucy: “Awww ewwww…”
Ricky: “If you get trouble, oh boy.”
(Cops come after the girls. Lucy, who is driving, is speeding.)
Ricky: “Don’t tell me that you are speeding?”
Lucy: “No, I just went over the speed limit.”
(Ricky yells in Spanish.)
(After 12a on April 16, the girls arrive home.)
Ricky: “Well Lucy, what do you have to say for yourself? Don’t tell me that you didn’t make the deadline?”
Lucy: “We did at the 11:59p mark but…”
Ricky: “What?”
Lucy: “Here you go.”
(Ricky reads the papers.)
Ricky: “These are five speeding tickets. Each valued at $1,000 each.”
(Ricky starts muttering in Spanish. Lucy runs away by locking herself into the kitchen.)
(The end.)
(Fred & Ricky are talking to Lucy & Ethel.)
Ricky: “Now Lucy, me and Fred are going to the IRS office. I know that us and you two have to take two different cars due to our respective schedules.”
Lucy: “We know that.”
Ricky: “Here are the directions. You take THESE directions and not the ones that you claim are better.”
Lucy: “But Ricky, I know that these directions are better than yours. They are more relaxed.”
Ricky: “More relaxed? WHAT?”
Fred: “I agree with Ricky. Those directions are perfect.”
Ethel: “Says the person who still relies on outdated maps.”
(Ricky laughs.)
Lucy: “Don’t worry Ricky. We will get there on time.”
Ricky: “All right. See ya.”
(The boys leave.)
Lucy: “We are going to use my directions. I promise you that we will get to the IRS office before the boys.”
Ethel: “Good girl.”
Lucy: “Fort once, I will have a head start on Ricky as far as money goes. We will get there before 6p.”
(It is 11:40p. The girls are stuck in traffic. Ricky and Fred are on the cell phone and they are talking to the girls and Ricky is yelling in Spanish.)
Ricky (yells): “LUCY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU TWO IN REGARDS TO THE DIRECTIONS?”
Lucy: “Awww ewwww…”
Ricky: “If you get trouble, oh boy.”
(Cops come after the girls. Lucy, who is driving, is speeding.)
Ricky: “Don’t tell me that you are speeding?”
Lucy: “No, I just went over the speed limit.”
(Ricky yells in Spanish.)
(After 12a on April 16, the girls arrive home.)
Ricky: “Well Lucy, what do you have to say for yourself? Don’t tell me that you didn’t make the deadline?”
Lucy: “We did at the 11:59p mark but…”
Ricky: “What?”
Lucy: “Here you go.”
(Ricky reads the papers.)
Ricky: “These are five speeding tickets. Each valued at $1,000 each.”
(Ricky starts muttering in Spanish. Lucy runs away by locking herself into the kitchen.)
(The end.)