Rat Hat

I love a good caper

Joseph Maher as Gavin

. Keep your hands off my daughter!

Latvian Orthodox

Man hands

Nose job

Oh, he's a cute snugly baby.

Puke is a funny word.

I should have quit at double or nothin'.

Rat Hat

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

Tatiana

you're weak, spineless,

Velvet Fog

What you are about to go through is punishment enough

Ex-girlfriend

You could eat off that thing

Crazy Joe Davola

A counter-clockwise swirl.

Joe blames all his problems on Jerry.

I am king of the County.

Do you ever spit on anybody from here?

Worlds are colliding!

Farfel

Any kind of growth really irritates me

Hey, I didn't twist your arm.

It's an Entenmann's.

Jake Jarmel

Everybody knows that you're heightening.

Lord of the idiots

Of course sodomy is a prerequisite.

How can you not have insurance?

He's not a man this Jerry!

Pa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaam!

the Pope and Raquel Welch

Maybe he's got rabies. I can get lockjaw.

We don't stab each other in the back, like people in your world.

I won't travel without him.

Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

Winona

Mediaeval sexual payola

Do you ever yearn?

I was in a shvitz for 6 hours. Give me a break.

best apple pie in the city

OK Big Daddy. Take the hat off..

Costanza

Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism?

Elaine

Forget about the home bed advantage.

Georgie Boy

He's a real sidler

I need to see that it'll handle my daily routine.

Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown

K-man, Kramer

Lord of the Manor.

Maid

Obviously there's No growth here.

Coke and Sprite mixed together

A Perverse sexual amalgams

Queen of her castle

Boy, you lost a lot of hair!

Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Atomic wedgie

I threw the guy out, from left field, on a fly.

The covenant of the keys

But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?

No soup for you, NEXT!

Yada, Yada Yada

Here's your pizza pea brains.

Also, I'm afraid that people in that state are finally gonna tell me what they really think.

This is Bogus, man

I make one phone call, have boxes of gum delivered right to your door.

You're begging needs a lot of work

Elaine

All right, brace yourself, Lubeck.

Georgie Boy

Ask her to sign a pre-nup.

I've become George.

Jimmy's got some new moves."

Kramer

Lord of the Manor.

Mango

You're weak, spineless,

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

I put her keyboard on my butt

Queen of her castle

I love a good caper

Sidra

I'm the office skank.

Umbrella Twirl

I've been smacking myself senseless

White discoloration on George's lip

those envelopes were toxic!

Yada Yada

Well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nozzin.

Excuse me. Are you gonna be very long?

You open in your car and Bingo! Condom."

The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

I love a good caper

Eggs are eggs.

Her big fat stomach hanging out

Georgie!

Hey, Kramer, dude. You ever killed a man

I've become George.

It's just so much fluff

The next time you talk to her find out if she knows Kelly
from Monk's.

Like a nation of Supermen

You wouldn't want me to mess up that beautiful face of yours.

She exposed her nipple.

Owen

What crop circles?

Queen of her castle

Leapin' Larry's

Sidra

The Queen is dead.

I want my suit back.

The Haitian Voodoo rattle torture

What's his problem? No job, no women.

And what does he export?

Yada, Yada

The Denogginizer

Best Apple Pie in the City

Casus Belli

Mr. Too-Big-to-Come-to-My-Shows.

No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole.

Eduardo Corrochio

Of course sodomy is a prerequisite.

It's a country right next to Belgium.

Hey, Kramer, dude. You ever killed a man?

If I want my ass hanging out of the back of my parking spot...that's my business.

Because he, well...he's just so good-looking.

K-man, Kramer

Let's all just have a big pee party.

Mango

No, you see? You got greedy.

Cross the wires? I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Puke? That's a funny word.

Queen of her castle

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.

The "Lumbar Yard"

His apartment was being fumigated.

Van Buren boys

White discoloration

Fax me some halibut

Yada Yada

She's like a beautiful Godzilla .

All right, Leo. Sticking it to the man.

What can I tell you Buddy. Take it up with Consumer Affairs."

Peterman's Christmas party

Where do you get the ego

Well, Elaine's been to Hong Kong.

You killed Fredo!

George is gettin' upset!!

Here for a... quickie?

I've become George.

Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me.

Hey, let's talk in Jerry's kitchen. I'll make some cocoa.

Lord of the Manor

Hey, boy. Smooth it out up there. Too much jostling.

Tuck or No tuck

Five minutes, Mr. Costanza.

the Ted Danson Plane

Queen of her castle

Salman Rushdie

Smelly Car

They are spectacular

Umbrella Twirl

Quick Elaine! To my Archives!

I wanted to do unbelievable on that test.

the X's won

Yada Yada

Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z.

There was a woman. Audrey.

She's bald Jerry!

Jerry's neighbor in a coma

the "Lumbar Yard"

Elaine

Slice this Fat bastard up

Why can't I just walk up to a woman and say, "Hi, I'm George..."

Hey it writes upside down

I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself.

Oh sure my Blackhawks Jacket

K-man, Kramer

the "Lumbar Yard"

I was personable. I was bright. Maybe not academically speaking, but...

Next Stop Pottersville

Oh, yeah. I've spent a little time in the Mideast.

I put her keyboard on my butt

Queen of her castle

Reilly. The zoo called. You're due back by six.

Sidra

We don't like you, George.

Yuri Testikov, the Russian writer.

Doctor Zeng Zau.has discovered a cure for baldness.

Best apple pie in the city

Oh sure my Blackhawks jacket

Costanza

Detox Poncho.

Elaine

Forget about the home bed advantage.

George

Hey, Kramer, dude. You ever killed a man

I've become George.

Jackass? So I'm a jackass now?

Kramer, K-man

Lord of the Idiots!

Michael's father was a commercial fisherman.

Jerry. It's L.A. Nobody leaves.

Owen March

I feel like an out of work Porn star.

Queen of her castle

He was touching and rubbing

Sidra

He was touching and rubbing

He was touching and rubbing

Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader

White discoloration

Xena the Warrior Princess.

Yada Yada

: Yes, he is lazy

A guy who gets into a car accident, doesn't have insurance, so the judge sentences him to be a butler

I was in a shvitz for 6 hours. Give me a break.

Costanza

Jerry Seinfeld. who I like to call; The Devil.

Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best.

You killed Fredo!

- There's a squeeze ketchup.
- I've seen squeeze mustard.

Blacklisted from Hop Sing's

I was supposed to do G.

George is gettin' upset!

I've become George.

But as far as Mr. "Johnson" is concerned,

Kramer taking karate lessons

'That Is One Magic Loogie.'

My favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy.

No you idiot hawks eat squirrels

Owen March

My crime of passion

Queen of her castle

Salman Rushdie

Sidra

I'm The wiz!

Umbrella Twirl

I've got hand, and you're going to need it

Was that Tim Whatley?

those envelopes were toxic!

Yada Yada Yada

Yes, he is lazy..... Yes, he is dumb

And then the placenta comes flying out.